Monday, September 29, 2014

To for the Money

Just when I thought the world was almost irreparably fucked up, it went...and totally redeemed itself.



In theaters on November 14. I assume several of us will be heading to the cinema together that evening. Hell, maybe that afternoon.

36 comments:

Clarence said...

Expectations low, but eager anticipation is still high. I'm in for watching in the theater.

zman said...

Is it cool or creepy that Jeter's girlfriend was 6 years old when he won his first World Series?

rob said...

it's cool, in an intangible way

Clarence said...

You can't worry about that kind of math. You aren't hanging with the person that they were then. When I got drunk as freshman in college, Teej was 11, but that doesn't mean that when I get drunk with Teej at the OBFT I am getting a little kid drunk.

Clarence said...

It does trigger an interesting informal survey of the GTB illiterati... what's the largest age differential in either direction you have dabbled?

Mark said...

6 years. I semi-dated a freshman when I was in grad school at Florida.

rob said...

kq and mr. kq are gonna win this, 'cause he's old and she's not.

rob said...

without searching my meager dabbling archives in detail, my wife might be the answer for me. she's 40 months younger than am i.

mayhugh said...

6 years. Wife is 5 my junior, and several years more mature.

Danimal said...

I've got 8 years on Mrs. Danimal.

zman said...

Teedge started drinking in 3rd grade.

Danimal said...

"Semi-dated". That's a good one.

zman said...

I can't believe no one has played the "I'm not sure, how old is [name's] mom" card yet. I think I've spanned no more than a 5 year differential.

Clarence said...

We aren't just talking relationships. Singular instances qualify.

Clarence said...

Clarence is an equal opportunity lover and is not an ageist. More of a mental age fan.

-14 / + 25

zman said...

Age is just a number, it's all about maturity.

mr kq said...

25?? Try not to bang any grannies on your way through the parking lot.

Danimal said...

A 39 year swing. Was this a mommy daughter thing? Niiiice.

Clarence said...

Kenny, the wisdom one gains from tapping into society's elders is wholly underestimated.

mr kq said...

Speaking of goats (joke for two) - golf trip to the 757 this wknd.

Clarence said...

Upon further review it's actually -16 / +25. Can't believe I forgot about that young thing.

We had a fratre who executed mother/daughter within a beach week. That's a rarity outside of West Virginia.

T.J. said...

special juice boxes, z

zman said...

Were they Simspon juice boxes? See what I did there?!

rob said...

doesn't kq have +25 beat?

Danimal said...

on the topic, I heard a pretty funny radio ad this morning on the satellite radio's College station for CougarLife.com... I've made the attempt to find it for you but have failed.

mr kq said...

I'll have to check KQ's disc collection but I've never heard of Plus 25 Beat. Maybe Mark knows of them?

mr kq said...

And by disc collection I mean itunes. or eight tracks.

Danimal said...

When the terms are completed, Charlie Weis will have received about $25 Mil for not coaching...$19'ish from ND, 7M from KU.

zman said...

Clarence's +25 is the result of a strict catholic school education.

rob said...

dude

zman said...

The Kyle Ortin era is upon us!

TR said...

I found a photo of Clarence's Mrs. Robinson (SFW):

http://s89.photobucket.com/user/internetkholey/media/he82_zps28e0400e.jpg.html

zman said...

Tamba Hali, pride of Teaneck.

Marls said...

Job opening in OakTown in case anybody wants to apply.

TR said...

If I had the power to miniaturize people, I would definitely find a crew of able-bodied men with shovels and pick-axes, shrink them down and let them essentially landscape my nasal cavity, chopping down rogue hairs and generally removing detritus. And this might not be PC, but I would want them to be a real team, singing songs and working together like the Seven Dwarfs. I would pay them extra for that.

How sweet would that be?

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