In case the food is not enough to draw you in, the Festicle will also feature side attractions that are sure to interest many members (pun intended) of the G:TB family. There will be "micro wrestling" for TR, which appears to be the new PC term for this. Thre will be plenty of live music for Rob, Mr. Truck, Squeeks and Whitney, including a band called White Ford Bronco playing just for the Teej. There is also a band called Tennis System for Zman. However, given his recent undercarriage work, he may not be up for the Festicle just yet. Finally, there will also be circus performers, which will undoubtedly appeal to Shlara and KQ given that they actually hang out with the clowns around here.
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Whose testicles are they cooking?
The losers of the micro wrestling match.
Come early or those will be long gone.
they cooked bull balls on master chef last night. they were substantive.
Just catching up on the comments from the last post. Squeak, did you see the reunited Replacements? If so, how were they? My expectations would be really high for them, even though they're down two original members.
Clarence, they were good & fast and played a bunch of tunes off Stink. The crowd was younger and didn't understand the fact that they were really a punk band at their roots. Everything was played super fast.
And they looked really old. Just like me.
So the gator from yesterday made the Jacksonville times union newspaper. I thought you'd be interested in that.
In other wildlife news, a bear, yes, a BEAR, was captured today here in the Jacksonville area. Not out in the preserve or on the other side of the ditch, but right here at the beach, right down from our office. What in tarrrrnations is goin on down here ya'll?
http://tinyurl.com/nm3eaao
Would have been a better story if you had wrestled the gator out of the pool and then shot the bear. That would have been some real Davy Crockett shit.
Bellied up with a Honker's Ale pre gaming for Nats Park. Ready for Storen to strike out side in 9th again. I know Shlara and KQ feel me.
Bring us a big win vs the Barves Mr KQ!!
Big Gheorghe was Stat Boy on PTI today!!! Did anyone see it??
Shlara, I like Barves because it sounds like Barfs and that's what I think of those mfers and their ubiquitous fans (thanks a lot, Skip Caray and Pete Van Wieren and TBfrickinS). Barfs. Barves. Good work.
I almost barved at the plumber pants action in the row in front of me.
His or hers?
Also, TB Frickins sounds like a pace that makes you wear flair and serves extreme fajitas and pizza shooters.
It's Pat.
#Barves is kind of a thing on Twitter, Clarence. Get hip to it.
J Lo is on CBS, singing Booty and shaking her ass. It's more sad than sexy b/c she's in her 40's and desperately trying to stay relevant by singing a song that is the lowest derivative of what helped make her an icon. Are we gonna see Dolly Parton singing "Jugs" next?
Whatever this Fashion rocks thing is, it's awful. It's so bad I may watch the Yanks. Actually, scratch that. Desolation of Smaug is on.
In one of my oddest celebrity sightings ever, I literally walked into Mary Carillo at NY Penn Station this afternoon. It was rush hour. She was walking with somebody who appeared to be her girlfriend and carrying a big cardboard box. We locked eyes as I processed a "Hey, are you...what the hell are you doing at Penn during rush hour?" moment. If I was more prepared, I would've given her props for her tennis and Real Sports work, both of which are top-notch. Instead, I was caught by surprise. All I have to say is that her makeup artist deserves a lot of credit. She looked much rougher in person, but Penn Station will do that to a person.
Boys N The Hood on VH1! I may be overserved on wine, but the ads are very funny for a movie about gang violence and life in Compton.
Penn station takes a little piece of my soul every time I commute through it. Im sure J Lo's kids are excited to see her shake her moneymaker, although I can't imagine she needs more money.
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