Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Bite Me, Randy Newman

Jose Altuve is the starting second baseman for the Houston Astros. He's a two-time all-star, and he just won the American League batting title, hitting .341 and leading the league in hits, with an Astros franchise record 225. He also lead the AL in stolen bases with 56. Houston management initially wanted to bench Altuve for the Astros' season-finale to ensure he won the batting title, but he successfully argued his way into the lineup, then went 2-for-4 to seal his place in history.

Jose Altuve is also the shortest player in major league baseball, standing 5'5". BMRN alumnus Dustin Pedroia towers above him, even as they now share one of the blogosphere's most coveted accolades.


Altuve's stature is not only inspirational for diminutive kids of all ages, he's also become part of the lexicon. Astro broadcasters now use 'Altuve' as shorthand for measurement. As in, "that homer traveled 156 Altuves". Careful GTB readers already knew that, of course, as we've got the short dude beat fairly well covered.

Huge(ish) congratulations from our team to Jose's. We'll be expecting big things next year. In a manner of speaking.

41 comments:

Whitney said...

Rob and I are going to have pretty much that same Watt/Altuve photo from Homecoming this year. Except it will be a beer instead of a bat in my hand.

TR said...

Holy crap. Go on-line and watch the trailer for PTA's new film Inherent Vice. Looks amazing.

T.J. said...

then go watch the trailer for Taken 3, just 'cause

Dave said...

my kids are very excited about the new dumb and dumber movie.

mayhugh said...

Inherent Vice looks like a cross between Lebowski and LA Confidential. If that's the case, I'm fine with it.

Greg said...

Taken 3: No Take-backs

zman said...

There will be pig.

rob said...

cnbc is reporting that the cdc just announced the first us-based case of ebola. if we can all survive the panic, we'll probably make it.

Greg said...

Ebola, like Wu Tang ain't nothing to fuck with

rob said...

i can't believe it's taken obama this long to infect us, frankly.

zman said...

He brought it over here on his foreign birth certificate.

Greg said...

winter is coming....

Greg said...

Politics aside, our initial reaction to the ebola outbreaks back in August was pretty poor; essentially we told the governments of the afflicted countries in West Africa to "handle it" and threw some resources their way.

rob said...

just saw the first official publication selecting the tribe as the top team in the caa. thornton and prewitt preseason all-league and thornton preseason poy. these expectations carry some weight. i'd much prefer to sneak up on folks.

zman said...

Because W&M has enjoyed oodles of bball success by being sneaky?

Danimal said...

Apparently Kansas hired Charlie Cheeseburger over Gus Malzahn who was ready to take the gig, and Michigan Brady Hoke over Sumlin. Whoopsy.

rob said...

your logic, zman, intrigues me. you must've studied the law.

Marls said...

KC, never say die. Anybody else watching this game?

zman said...

Hi Gheorghies!

T.J. said...

zman, what were u doing up at 4am? was zson torching the neighborhood?

zman said...

zdaughter was angrily teething and pounding a bottle.

Mark said...

To Danimal's point about coaching hire blunders, Purdue also passed over Sumlin (former Purdue LB) for the guy currently running the program into the ground.

Greg said...

And Florida "stole" Muschamp from Texas who now has Charlie Strong.

Mark said...

Thanks for mentioning that Greg.

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