Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Action Bronson Brings Something for Everyone

The latest episode of Action Bronson's "Fuck That's Delicious" series has something for everyone. To wit, it has:

- At least 340 pounds of very stoned Action Bronson
- Unflattering impersonations of Guy Fieri
- A 1967 Pontiac Firebird convertible
- Homemade Albanian baklava made in the home of a real Albanian aunt
- A baklava and bacon milkshake made with the aforementioned homemade Albanian baklava and Benton's Tennessee bacon by a cute hipster milkshake proprietress
- Ritz Cracker cookies
- Fat kid jokes
- Subtle sexual "hit it" jokes
- Blatant fat-kid-eating-baklava-and-bacon-milkshake game on the aforementioned cute hipster milkshake proprietress
- Kew Gardens, original home of zfather and FOGTB JP
- Dick jokes
- A glass rubber ducky bong
- Tattoos
- An obscenely obese, insanely high guy getting a tattoo
- Discussion of bad dap
- Korean chicken and dumplings
- White Castle
- White Castle topped with Korean chicken and dumplings
- Poop jokes
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle jokes

If you can't find something you like in this episode then you're watching it wrong. I just hope Bronsaline lives long enough to complete the next episode from ... wait for it ... New Orleans. IGOR!!

Here's the latest NSFW episode.

29 comments:

mayhugh said...

Highly entertaining all-around. I think Hipster Proprietor was into him.

rob said...

i have an insect bite in the corner of my left eyelid that's made my eye swell up like i got punched.

zman said...

Embrace the insect's smallness.

Marls said...

I've never heard the insect bite excuse for showing up at work with a swollen eye after a late night bar fight. A for originality.

Squeaky said...

Clear Channel is changing its name to iHeartMedia. They run/own iHeartRadio. Got to be worst brand name change in recent memory. Couldn't happen to a nicer company.

I like the cut of Action Broson jib. Really got to spend some time listening to the music.

Marls said...

Like mud sliding down a hill....fantastic.

rob said...

was it albanian baklava or kosovar baklava?

mr kq said...

Sitting in the park eating bulgogi and kimchi. Think I just saw the Prez motorcade. That dude creates some gridlock.

Clarence said...

Albania . . .

Albania . . .

You border on the Adriatic.
Your land is mostly mountainous
And your chief export is chrome

rob said...

related, mr kq to spend the next several days in the spare bedroom.

Danimal said...

spent 69 days in korea back in 2000 mr kq. know those two dishes well.

T.J. said...

teej likey bulgogi

mr kq said...

Picked up a slaw bowl off the TaKorean Truck. That shit was bombdiggity.

Clarence said...

Les Coole is back on the radio tonight. 7-8pm. wodustudios.com

There's a chance he will go straight from there to see Trombone Shorty at the oceanfront. Could be a good one.

rob said...

anheuser-busch issued a pretty strong statement of disappointment with the nfl. errrrrrybody's gettin' suspended now.

TR said...

About to meet FoG:TB Derek in Chi-town for cocktails and bad decisions.

zman said...

All of Derek's decisions are good. Sinful? Often. Deviant? Typically. But bad? No.

Mark said...

The place run by the cute hipster lady in this FTD episode is Momofuku Milk Bar. They're opening up a spot in DC. I highly encourage you to go there if in DC or NYC. The blueberry and cream cookies they produce are my all time favorite cookie.

rob said...

clarence having to share penny today with another dj. not sure of the vibe.

zman said...

I'm not sure how it's pronounced ...

Shlara said...

NATS!!!!
The cougars will be in the outfield this October.

Mark said...

Strong Seinfeld ref

Marls said...

Buck Showalter can be a dick, but the guy sure can manage. Would love to see him get a ring this fall.

mayhugh said...

Watching the NATS post-game celebration from last night. The dude doing the interviews might have the most frustrating/fun job of the night. No one wants to calm down and focus to give a decent interview but the interviewer has gotten showered with about 70 gallons of champagne and beer.

And looking at what some of these guys are starting with, especially LaRoche, Werth, Harper, Roark, and a few others, these guys are going to have some gnarly playoff beards.

mayhugh said...

I don't know what the historical record is for teams playing the day after they clinch a division, but I think the NATS will lose by 8 or 9 tomorrow.

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