Friday, December 17, 2010

The Twelve Days of Gheorghe-mas: Day Four

On the Fourth Day of Gheorghe-mas, Big Gheorghe gave to me . . .

Four Compliments For T.J.
Three French Hens
Two Dope-Ass Rhymes (and a whole mess of sub-par ones as well).
And A Doofus Dancing (Amidst a Really Long and Grumpy Analysis of the New Kanye West Album).

That's right, four-- count them-- four compliments for our Doofus Overlordwhen Chris Lingebach introduces him on his radio show "Down the Line." Go to 13:28 to hear it yourself, but Lingebach says the Teej:

1) Is phenomenal.
2) Knows his stuff.
3) Knows Everything.
4) Nails it.

Is this some weird parallel universe where T.J. is an actual Overlord and not merely our Doofus Overlord? Where people watch YouTube instead of television? Where no one eats seafood? I don't know, but it's quite a splendid Xmas present from Big Gheorghe.

Amidst the compliments, there are also some good plugs for the blog, but there is still the spelling problem (if you Google "George: The Blog" then this is what you get . . . but we've been over this problem before). I give Chris Lingeback props for doing his best to get across the spelling and web address to his audience, but can your average radio listener-- who is probably driving a car or painting a shed-- follow this explanation?Doubtful.

Anyway . . . Merry Gheorghe-mas Teej! You "pack a power punch." You are "tremendous." You may not get an introduction this kind until you "merge with the infinite." 

Someday, perhaps you will be as famous as me.

72 comments:

T.J. said...

I swear I did not pay Dave to write this. That being said, I will now be sending him a Harry and David sausage/cheese combo basket for the kind words.

Squeaky said...

TJ, nice lead in: The Karate Kid, himself.

So does that make you a A or B-list guy coming after the C-list celebrity?

Mark said...

This is a tremendous Xmas present for the Teej, though I'm sure it doesn't compare to the gift given to him by Greg last night (ngs). I know what it was, and I'm pretty jealous.

T.J. said...

That reminds me...I'll be on again at 10:05 tonight. I'm hoping Ian Ziering is my lead-in.

T.J. said...

I don't have a photo yet of that gift, but it is indeed tremendous and a gift from the gods. It is in fact something I will enjoy all night long, all night, oh yeah...

Danimal said...

everyone you meet
is dancin in the street
all night long
i say
everyone you meet
is dancin in the street
all night long

Danimal said...

were you and ralph in the same green room together teej? what's he like? is he still dreamy? did he bed elizabeth shue? i had such love for her as a youth. LOVED HER!

Dave said...

i am not making this up-- listen to the podcast.

for the g:tb fans who do not actually know and love the teej, there is no way you can understand the cognitive dissonance that this introduction creates in my mind.

is there an alternate teej? or was his voice muffled because he was under lingebach's table performing fellatio? we'll never know.

T.J. said...

Dave, that last part got me good.

T.J. said...

And no, I have no idea why it sounded like I was calling in from Captain Nemo's sub.

Danimal said...

i did listen to that...i had no idea i was a part of such greatness here at gtb. i may actually try and meet him now. but probably not.

TR said...

I can't wait until my tribute. I'm guessing it will be on Day 12.

TR said...

I'm shocked The Teej didn't tell Ralph that a friend/contributor at G:TB was the guy who yelled at him at the New Meadowlands in November.

"Remember the guy who yelled 'You the man, Ralph' at you when you were walking in the end zone with your family? Yeah, he's a buddy of mine. No, he's not retarded."

Mark said...

Its telling that a tribute to TJ has already generated more comments that yesterday's tribute to French women. G:TB: Where girls make us clam up like a 7th grade boy.

Marls said...

Well...Maybe a little retarded.

TR said...

Clam. Nice.

Marls said...

Klam?

zman said...

Ralph Macchio saved Gheorghemas.

Danimal said...

what was ralph schlepping? i was far more interested listening to the teej than ralphie boy.

happy friday everyone.

TR said...
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TR said...

I think Teej saved Gheorghemas from his fellatio submarine.

Geoff said...

My review of TJ: Strong on content, but please call from a land line (do we still have those?) next time.

T.J. said...

Ralph was guest starring on Psych on USA Network.

The Teej's Yellow Fellatio Submarine is actually the hottest toy out there for Xmas 2010.

Danimal said...

next ryder cup captains: jose marie ilostmyball and davis love...
bet now, bet often, and bet large on the europeans
thank you

T.J. said...

Next Redskins QB: Rex Grossman. This Sunday.

zman said...

TJ saved XXXMas by fellating the Karate Kid.

zman said...

RexMas in Washington?

Geoff said...

I'm just excited for Brett Favre coming to Washington next year. That's gonna be what gets us over the top.

rob said...

jason lacanfora reporting via the twitter that the locker room is extremely pissed by the mcnabb benching. as always, this is little danny starfucker's fault.

Danimal said...

That's awesome. I hope he's still on bench when they come here next week.

Danimal said...

Go Jags!

Mr. Truck said...

is fellating the karate kid pedophilia, or does it just LOOK like pedophilia . . .

since ralph macchio is not actually underage, he just looks underage.

TR said...

Xmas gift idea for Rob:

http://tinyurl.com/28u333a

zman said...

rob has a kindle?

Danimal said...

Why a goalpost on cover of basketball book?
is whelliston the douche from a few weeks ago on the twitter machinen?

Squeaky said...

So if the Rex thing is true. Do I still start Cooley or pick up another TE. And do I start Torain over Woodhead because they got to run the ball more?

Mark said...

Start Cooley. He and the Sex Cannon are sure to have developed some chemistry this year.

Actually, don't listen to this advice. I just wanted to drop a Sex Cannon reference. Though, if the Teej spots Rex out on the town hammered on Saturday night then you definitely want to start Cooley as Rex will have a big day. At least, that's how it worked when Rex got wrecked the night before games in Gainesville.

Geoff said...

I would stay away from the Redskins fantasy wise--especially the RBs. Cooley is probably still a decent start. The Redskins traditionally can't run the ball against the Cowboys. Jay Ratliff dominates the Skins interior linemen.

zman said...

Geoff prefers to focus his fantasies on PGA golfers.

TR said...

Don't knock him for that, Zman. There are some spectacular tits on the PGA tour.

Danimal said...

and for some nice units, head over to the lpga

Danimal said...

case in point....

http://tinyurl.com/36ye3kq

Geoff said...

I fantasized just this morning about giving Kevin Stadler the ol' Kennebunkport Surprise.

Geoff said...

I can hit a 254 yard drive into a headwind...though probably not after you cut my balls off.

Squeaky said...

Danimal, would love to see what your link is all about but that damn NYT wants me to register.

Danimal said...

google: transgender lpga or transsexual lpga golfer....

nytimes article should be in both searches...

Danimal said...

if no work, advise...

zman said...

She has a long driver even after reassignment surgery? Seems like her doctor wasn't too good.

Danimal said...

and an extra stiff shaft? wtf?

heshe is a little monkeywoman...

mayhugh said...

Personally, I love the McNabb benching. If you intend to keep him for next year, you're not subjecting him to additional wear and tear for marginal gain. If you want him to leave (more likely, and my own preference) piss him off by benching him.

Weren't radio personalities giving Shanny the business this week about not giving other guys a chance to play and evaluate talent? I don't really think this is the reason for the benching, but Shanny wasn't winning this one any way he played it.

Squeaky said...

Um, thanks, Danimal. Wow. Lana is a looker.

Danimal said...

Its nice to see some traffic on gtb today after a very quiet and unfulfilling week. I was about to ask for a refund on my initiation fee.

T.J. said...

Three bowl games tomorrow donkeys...

I'll be discussing them tonight on "Down the Line" with Chris Lingebach, on HD radio, which none of you get.

Danimal said...

i think i may be able to engineer something using my handy dandy ham radio system...

TR said...

Just to be clear, can we dial 703-218-5130 and ask you questions?

If we can, expect a call from Chris Crafty tonight.

zman said...

The number is (718) 498-1043. Ask for Janice.

Joel.Sherman said...

Boy, am I glad McNabb is no longer playing for the Eagles.

T.J. said...

I dared to ask...here's the answer:

@BlueShorts1067: @gheorghetheblog hah, the number I gave on the air last week should be the right one. I'll post it on Twitter before I go on.

T.J. said...

Holy fucking shit is that THE Sherminator? Purveyor of Geissler Liqours?

Joel.Sherman said...

Yes sir! The one and only.

T.J. said...

What state has the most athletes per square mile?

Joel.Sherman said...

What was the special ingredient used to make spaghetti and meat balls in Destin, FL?

Danimal said...

my guesses are:
new hampshire and...percoset

T.J. said...

Day 4 saved Gheorhe-mas, gave Ralph Macchio "release" AND got Joel Sherman to GTB.

Greates. Day. Ever.

And if you fuckers call in...well, that would just be absurd, so giddyup.

Danimal said...

its beer thirty. see ya.
and talk to ya later!
but probably not.

drexdrago said...

Phuck yeah. Philly pride in the house!!!!! Philly. . . Eagles. . . Phlyers. . . Eddie from Gahana. Joel, you wanna play pitch tonight at my house in Cherry Hill?

T.J. said...

Hour later than I expected, but othwerwise...perfecto.

Marls said...

Teej,
What time should we expect you to make your appearance?

T.J. said...

10:05

Marls said...

That is NASA like timing.

Greg said...

I'm waiting for Dante Riccabano to chime in. Best handicapper on the east coast.

Mark said...

Eastern Washington's field is the worst playing surface I have ever seen, or imagined. It may haunt my dreams.