Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Twelve Days of Gheorghe-mas: Day Three

On the Third Day of Gheorghe-mas, Big Gheorghe gave to me...


Three French Hens
Two Dope-ass Rhymes (and a whole mess of sub-par ones as well)
And a Doofus Dancing (Amidst a Really Long and Grumpy Analysis of the New Kanye West Album).

Did this lame-ass really just say "three french hens"? Yep, he did, and please bear with me. If Gheorghe-mas were to continue and not die on the vine, as it appeared to be doing, we needed a Day 3. And this is what you've come to expect from me in terms of filler, so why disappoint. I give you Day 3...Three French Hens:

First to bat, the cross-dressing and extremely flammable Joan of Arc. We all know her story by now, with of course the best representation of the peasant girl hero being 1989's "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". Did anyone realize Mrs. of Arc was played by Go-Go member and now dominatrix Jane Wiedlin? It's true...take a look:



OK, you've survived French Hen #1...so you deserve a little reward. Hen #2 is just that reward. Brigitte Bardot is hot as hell, a fact I never truly realized until "researching" google images to find just the right photo. I mean, this lady is credited with the popularization of the bikini. How can we not celebrate her?


I need three women? Hmmm, dammit, how 'bout that smartass babe Marie Curie. Yep, she's #3. rob, just think, without her there wouldn't be a Large Hadron Collider for you to repeatedly fret over (that statement sounds true but maybe a smart person can verify for me).


Well then, wasn't that exciting...who's got Day 4?

12 comments:

Mark said...

If this post had taken place 2 years ago, Im pretty sure that TJ wouldve included Joakim Noah whilst insulting his hairstyle and calling him a bitch. Fortunately, the Teej has seen the light and is firmly on the Joakim bandwagon.

Greg said...

Vive Le Coq Sportif!!!

zman said...

I recently saw a job opening for one such as I at a facility that performs Large Hadron Collider research. I was too scared to apply.

Dave said...

is that really her body? awesome! (marie curie, i mean)

T.J. said...

I have been finding a few more vintage photos of Ms. Bardot...good lord man.

zman said...

I'm stunned that TJ posts a picture of a naked Frenchwoman and only gets 5 comments.

Gheorghemas fail.

Danimal said...

are those extensions?

Squeaky said...

Those aren't pillows!

Squeaky said...

Day four should have been all about the 'birds' not today.

zman said...

Today is day 4, actually.

rob said...

massive overreaction by the umpire in the san frandiego game costs the niners.

rob said...

tribe with a rare easy win. over shenandoah, but still.