Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Cro-Tang Clan: 7 Chambers of Kids

As you likely already know, Antonio Cromartie has 7 kids, all under age 3, in 5 different states with 6 different mothers. A-Cro makes a good faith effort to recount all 7 chambers of the Cro-Tang Clan, although he can't seem to remember the name of the 4th chamber. If Don Draper really existed he'd make Cromartie the face of Trojan's next ad campaign.

4 comments:

T.J. said...

Excellent
/said in the Burns voice

Mark said...

I thought it was 8 kids. He has a 5 year old, 4 3 year olds, a 2 year old a baby born in October and a newborn. Details, I know. I just didn't want to short Cro on his proper amount of credit for services rendered.

zman said...

Nice catch Mark. 8 kids, 7 of which are 3 or under. Number of states and moms TBD. Note that the youngest is named "Jersey" so he knows where that kid lives.

Zero vasectomy scars.

T.J. said...

Cee Lo has a new song simply entitled "Fuck You"?

I think we have tomorrow morning's filler.