Monday, August 09, 2010

Just. Too. Easy.

Just into the G:TB wire...
KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning. According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles. Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other. When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up. All of this happened in a residential area and close to a church, according to Deputies.
Yep, you guessed it - here's the perp:

9 comments:

T.J. said...

And Igor, we still want to know about this good weekend...

d-train said...

a shame the guy got shorted. a damn shame.

Marls said...

I love the implication by the deputies that this would have been more acceptable if it had been in a commercial area away from a church.

"Boy, if you wanna rub one out with a wooden lady down by the synagogue next to the grain elevator that is your business, but do not even think about doin' it on Jesus' front porch."

d-train said...

to teej - do you represent gtb on twitter? or would it be sir rob? just curious.
signed,

new twitterer

zman said...

I don't want to ruin anything for those of you who watch Mad Men on DVD after the season is over. But I'd have to curse to adequately express the excellence of this year's show so far, particularly this "trainwreck divorced guy Draper" character twist. 90% of the time I look at what Draper's doing and I think to myself "I remember that" only Draper does it with more style and degeneracy. Fantastic stuff.

T.J. said...

d-train, that would be me. You can find roberto at @batogato.

Igor said...

That mannequin from Mannequin in the picture has some surprisingly lifelike and attractive buttocks. I'd date her.

TR said...

If you bore out the right sized hole with a pen knife, you can do more than date her, Igor.

T.J. said...

Perhaps that was Igor's awesome weekend adventure.