Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I'm sick of all this real discourse

and I am the Doofus Overlord. So knock it off...and start talking about what a fat f**k Albert Haynesworth is and enjoy this typically teej clip:

25 comments:

Geoff said...

See...I killed G:TB. I took life too seriously.

d-train said...

tj - good article...i was unaware that locale was 2 blocks away. i admit it.
on to the "brown sugar" topic - the first that may have made it move was Catwoman of Adam West's Batman....

Greg said...

We wanted TJ Hooker but we would have settled for TJ Lazer. But we ended up with TJ Cinnamon.

Greg said...

And as far as the GZ Mosque goes, I think most Americans agree that it is their right to build a mosque there, but they should have better taste and discretion. It's not as if any religion is being outlawed.

It's anybody's "right" to build a Confederate Studies Center in the middle of Harlem. Doesn't mean it's a good idea though.

zman said...

Greg expresses my opinions better than I do.

Geoff said...

I think most intelligent people would agree with Greg's sentiment...however, 67 percent of polled Americans said that they should not be permitted to build there, which is the key distinction.

Igor said...

Geoff is right. "Most Americans agree" is a bit of an optimistic overstatement. Most Americans can only agree that eating KFC Famous Bowls, watching reality television, and rocking out to boy bands represent the best kind of evening.

T.J. said...

Greg/Katty...go build a mosque.

Greg said...

Oh we will. We will indeed.

zman said...

At the risk of sounding like a lawyer, the right to build a church anywhere you want isn't part of the First Amendment. Zoning laws prohibit all sorts of building.

So the solution is to make ground zero a national park or a national monument or something similar so that zoning laws will prohibit further construction. The noodie bar can be grandfathered in.

Michael said...

Igor, stop directing your comments at my life please.

T.J. said...

OK, that got me.

Marls said...

At the risk of sounding like another lawyer, the constitution does prohibit laws or govt action targeting religion. The problem here is that the current zoning laws do not prohibit churches and any attempt to do so now would clearly be intended to block this cultural center, thus targeting a specific religion.

If the Jethro wanted to build Little Baby Jesus Land and Discount House of Miracles for White People two blocks from GZ, you would not hear a peep about it. Furthermore, there were no protests aganist leaving the GZ steel "cross" standing after the site was cleared. The building of the cultural center is likely in bad taste, but the response is nothing more than xenophobic, racist idiocy wrapped in the banner of false patriotism.

I will now go back to try to secure Lyndon LaRouche for the next Zman and the Teej show.

Dave said...

what the hell is going on here? i go on vacation and this is what happens? i'm so hungover i can't even follow this thread. give me something easier to understand.

Dave said...

and seriously, everyone religious is close to insane . . . the lovely and "moderate" elizabeth I of england thought that all catholic priests should be tortured and then killed. and she was the voice of reason.

Marls said...

Not to mention the fact that she was crazy enough to manage the Macho Man for all those years.

Lumpy said...

you say xenophobic racist idiocy like it's a bad thing?

Igor said...

Sports Ignorance Non Sequitur of the Day: I just read that the San Antonio Spurs have been in the NBA for 34 years and made the playoffs 30 times. This seems incredibly impressive. Of course, maybe the bar's been set pretty low by a couple of decades of watching the Bullets/Wizards.

Marls said...

Is the Teej dead?

T.J. said...

The Teej has one of those awesome summertime colds. Not money.

T.J. said...

Marls, can you book us some filler for this afternoon?

Geoff said...

I just posted over at the Wheelhome for the first time in about 6-9months.

Marls said...

Teej,
I just sent you some malt liquor fillah.

T.J. said...

Malt liquor fillah is up...now off to read what I hope is Geoff's Skins preview.

Geoff said...

I'm thinking my Skins preview will be up tomorrow or next week. Gotta love congressional recess.