Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Cro-Tang Clan: 7 Chambers of Kids

As you likely already know, Antonio Cromartie has 7 kids, all under age 3, in 5 different states with 6 different mothers. A-Cro makes a good faith effort to recount all 7 chambers of the Cro-Tang Clan, although he can't seem to remember the name of the 4th chamber. If Don Draper really existed he'd make Cromartie the face of Trojan's next ad campaign.


T.J. said...

/said in the Burns voice

Mark said...

I thought it was 8 kids. He has a 5 year old, 4 3 year olds, a 2 year old a baby born in October and a newborn. Details, I know. I just didn't want to short Cro on his proper amount of credit for services rendered.

zman said...

Nice catch Mark. 8 kids, 7 of which are 3 or under. Number of states and moms TBD. Note that the youngest is named "Jersey" so he knows where that kid lives.

Zero vasectomy scars.

T.J. said...

Cee Lo has a new song simply entitled "Fuck You"?

I think we have tomorrow morning's filler.