Thursday, May 27, 2010

Serious Baseball News...

Editor's note: Dennis is apparently unaware of the ability to post things whenever he wants, and thus has let this post sit below that dumb ass Darth Vader photo for a few hours. I have fixed the glitch, as they say.


-- Tim Brown of Yahoo! Sports hears that Stephen Strasburg will make his major league debut on June 8th against the Pirates.

Not mentioning the fact that Yahoo! (do they really need the "!" in their name? Dicks.) Sports is employing former NFL speedsters with questionable hands as beat writers/rumor mill operators, this bit of news raises eyebrows around these parts; but maybe not for the reasons the common reader might think. The projected debut of Mr. Strasburg (aka JC/DC) has been bantered about since the moment he was drafted, and this is about the 5th actual date I've heard in the past month. While 06/08 makes sense from both a contractual/financial and development/confidence perspective (most back slashes ever in a sentence not containing a hyperlink?), I think I speak for the entire G:TB staff when I say, "Stevie, let's push it back one more day."

8 comments:

zman said...

>>clicking<<

T.J. said...

June 9th bitches.

June 9th.

TR said...

Agreed. On the same note, couldn't you have pushed the time of this post up by 2 minutes?

No clicks for ewe.

Dennis said...

Well, I actually posted it at like noon....I think there was an overlord intervention (an interesting concept worthy of its own post); making it even more shocking that the timing wasn't properly adjusted.

Mark said...

It's just the beginning Dennis. The censorship will only go up from here.

Mark said...

Alvin Gentry ate a deep fried avocado? That would interest me, if he hadn't thrown it up a couple hours later.

Shlara said...

why did TNT need to replay that Gentry video?
Gross.

Mark said...

Ron Artest does Ron Artest things.