Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Thanks for Sucking Somewhere Else.


Because, honestly Jose, we're all stocked up on suck in this town.

When asked to comment on his play as of late for the lowly Royals, former Washington Nationals outfielder, Jose Guillen, offered up this quip: "I feel very embarrassed... I hate making excuses. If I suck, then I suck. And I suck."

16 comments:

Whitney said...

According to Rob, the first step on the road to recovery is admitting that you suck.

zoltan said...

Rob recovered?

TR said...

Whit - That's actually the second step. The first step is to grow a mustache.

Whitney said...

Mustache status: shaved.

I had to go to the bank and speak to someone about acquiring a loan. Mayhugh's Tom Selleck comment notwithstanding, I felt I need to be clean shaven. Alas, it may be just Dave that is hanging onto the 'stache.

TJ said...

So, the Dave pic has to be tomorrow, right? The people need to see the vinner.

Shlara said...

Dennis--did you add this post so we wouldn't have to see Whit's creepy mustache every time we check the blog?

Mark said...

Shlara has some serious issues with facial hair...

Ted said...

Anyone see the Erin Andrews nude video?

TJ said...

Pedro Gomez just came on the magic box and said the Nats will not be able to sign Strasburg.

Worst. Organization. Ever.

Dave said...

mustache status: still have it! someone we're visiting on friday wants to see it.

jock itch status: still have it! the friend we're visiting friday does NOT want to see it.

Geoff said...

Ted, I did see the video. It was offensive, wrong, personally intrusive and awesome (in a regretful way).

Mark said...

What were the odds a conservative would have seen (and loved) that video?

Quite good, actually.

Hapi said...

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TR said...

FYI - Hapi has some bad-ass java script on his blog.

Not sure how many of you, like me, enjoy trading java script with strange Filipino men.

Whitney said...

Geoff, I was bothered and disappointed to read about this Erin Andrews video, but as a former Sociology major, I am intrigued by the sociological impact of such behavior in our society. It's for that reason alone that I would brave the bothersome disappointment of viewing the video (once, through wincing eyes).

aka . . . psst . . .Where'd you see it?

Whitney said...

And Shlara, it's okay to say my mustache turned you on. It's all right to say all of our cheesy facial hair had you fogging up the monitor. Once we unleash the picture of Dave this morning, we may have an internet stalker situation on our hands. And it's okay.