Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Fashion is...OOOOH LOOK A FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG

Apparently, last week was new York Fashion Week (my invite must've been lost in the mail). And who better than "don't call us a fast food" chain Subway to unveil some dynamic new looks. No, seriously, they called it "Project Subway" (zman will appreciate such a timely and comical pop culture reference)...

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Hey Subway, you couldn't at least given some of these ladies a free sub (or 12) to bulk up? They make Karen Carpenter look obese.

17 comments:

zman said...

A footlong she wanted, my weiner she got.

T.J. said...

I actually kind of like that dress on the right. Wonder if Heidi Klum would approve?

zman said...

I think that style of napkin dress has been made repeatedly on PR. Nina Garcia would pan it as derivative. Heidi would say it needs to be shorter and show more cleavage. Michael Kors would tell the designer to turn the volume up next time. But it would win this week.

Kors would also say that the scrunched up plastic bag dress second from the right is too Garanimals, and that the dress on the left looks like a bad drum majorette uniform on top, while the bottom looks like Georgia O'Keeffe had a nightmare about translucent vaginas. The dress on the far left would make everyone question the designer's taste level.

The designer of the translucent vagina would be sent home to New Mexico.

T.J. said...

that is one helluva comment

T.J. said...

bravo, sir

Greg said...

I don't care for this collection. It insists upon itself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAR-GxoFwBI

Danimal said...

eat fresh

rootsminer said...

Man I hate subway. I do love z and teedge as fashion analysts though.

T.J. said...

Greg, love that clip.

Jerry said...

The Bottom Line on ESPN Classic should be news from the day of the game they're showing.

Jerry said...

I might even tweet that.

T.J. said...

look at you, back on the tweet machine

and even using hashtags

Jerry said...

And I found out that ShamSports and Hardwood Paroxysm are beefing.

Jerry said...

Apparently their beef involved the merits of transactions related to Donte Green and Fab Melo.

Jerry said...

Heath Shuler in the Swamp on now. Danny Football's 1st career start. Surprising lack of future NFL talent in the starting lineups. Charlie Garner, Kevin Carter. Not much else. Vols have a guy named Horace Morris, which is a solid name.

Mark said...

The SEC has come a long way since Spurrier joined the league and immediately started dominating.

Mark said...

I love that both Melo and Greene were released shortly after being traded for each other.