Sunday, September 22, 2013

Rebus!

This guy turns...
this many years old...

today.


Also on this date in history, Tommy Lasorda, Lute Olson, Scott Baio, Mystikal and Toni Basil were born, and National Geographic magazine was launched. The latter gives me an excuse to post this picture (it's science, ladies, get your minds out of the gutter):


47 comments:

Whitney said...

Thanks, little buddy. Now, because it's Ms. Basil's birthday as well, please all sing:

Oh, Whitney, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Oh, Whitney
Hey hey
Oh, Whitney

Thanks in advance.

zman said...

You take me by the heart
When you hand me a Dale's can

T.J. said...

nice picture work

Greg said...

I love her

Jerry said...

It seems to be a big story that Driskel is out. The thing that isn't being mentioned all that much is that he isn't good. Nobody knows anything about Tyler Murphy (including the CBS announcers), but if he plays similarly to how he did yesterday, he gives Florida a better chance to win.

Jerry said...

Who the hell is Whitney?

Greg said...

Tyler Murphy is 3rd Team Todd Burgen All-Stars

Mark said...

Agreed, Jerry. The thing with Florida's QB this year is they need to be efficient, limit mistakes and make a few downfield throws a game off play action. The defense and running game are strong and should be the team's identity. Driskel wasn't doing his job effectively. Murphy did yesterday.

rob said...

too much to ask for the niners to make vernon davis inactive before the 1:00 kickoffs? dicks.

Donna said...

Does anyone else think Troy aikman is a douche?

rob said...

ziggy ansah is killing the skins.

Marls said...

Everybody thinks Troy is a douche.

Jerry said...

Awesome last play for San Diego.

zman said...

MetLife is a bad jersey convention.
Sanchez
Vinny
Pennington
Keyshawn
Chrebet
David Harris
Klecko
Favre
Tomlinson
Coles
Holmes
Maybe Brister

McGahee
Marshawn
Stevie Johnson
Fitz
Lee Evans

zman said...

Kerry Rhodes. No that there's anything wrong with that.

rob said...

if that hit by mathis is a penalty, this game isn't football

zman said...

Vilma
Leonhard

zman said...

Posluszky.

Danimal said...

Happy bday Whit!

zman said...

Tebow! Twice

Danimal said...

Jags rain gear is quite nice.

T.J. said...

Great performance so far by CJ Spiller. Ughhhhh

Mark said...

Somehow, everybody underestimated how bad the Jaguars are.

zman said...

Hugh Douglas
Brad smith

Danimal said...

Yehpah but did you see the rain gear?

Danimal said...

That is supposed to read "yeah but"

Mark said...

I did, Danimal. Get you some of that.

Also, the Jets D is nasty. Rex Ryan isn't a great HC but he might be the best D coordinator in the NFL.

T.J. said...

Spiller has a knee injury? Not very happy that I predicted this weeks ago.

Mark said...

This just in: The Dolphins are good. So is Ryan Tannehill. Who knew?

T.J. said...

Wow, Miami. We see you.

T.J. said...

Dammit, Mark.

T.J. said...

"The Curse of G:TB is very real, so you can expect Spiller's knee to implode sometime during his Week 3 contest with the laughable Jets "team"."

Mark said...

I'm not happy about it, TJ. I hate the Dolphins but its tough not to be impressed with what Joe Philbin has done in his short time in Miami.

mayhugh said...

I fully support Dan Snyder if he wants to file some sort of lawsuit against the league for lost profits/revenues based on downturn in performance caused at least in part by the salary cap penalty. This team is not feilding a professional caliber secondary.

And the Lions are bad. I would never have guessed Jim Schwartz is in his fifth year. What a crappy, undisciplined team.

Danimal said...

I made an alcohol induced bet late last night. A parlay. I took Minnesota, NY Giants, and Houston. Friends don't let friends drink and gamble.

Mark said...

The lesson with Jim Schwartz is you can't trust a guy who listens to death metal to lead your football team.

Mark said...

I wasn't drunk but I strongly considered a Vikings/Rams parlay this afternoon about 10 minutes before the 1 pm kickoffs. Got right to the confirmation screen on my betting site and decided against any NFL bets today. Thank you Jeebus.

zman said...

"Gamma Ray" always makes me think of injured Steelers. That makes sense.

T.J. said...

The Steelers are garbage.

Mark said...

Hot garbage.

T.J. said...

Indeed.

T.J. said...

The Jets has TWENTY penalties today. And still managed to win. Unreal.

zman said...

And they blew two timeouts on failed challenges within the span of three plays with 2:00 left in the third. Total shitshow.

zman said...

Joints are on pace to allow 613 points. Most ever is 533 by the 1981 Balrimore Colts. Only five teams ever allowed >500 points. I love early season extrapolations.

zman said...

Joints = Jints

zman said...

Trestman's 1950s/hipster glasses are out of place on an NFL sideline.

T.J. said...

The Steelers must read the GTB comments. Attempting to show us up.