Hey, would you look at that, the government is spying on us, and apparently with extreme prejudice. (As an aside, that's the best PPT presentation the NSA could come up with? Really??) I saw "Enemy of the State" a decade ago, I know what's up. James Caan's kid has been secretly creeping on the American public for a looooong time, no one should be surprised by this latest "revelation". (Meme alert: Captain Jean-Luc Picard is certainly not surprised)
That being said, this news got me thinking about the poor intern at the NSA assigned to monitoring high-profile blogs such as this one...which is really just a forced segue into a super duper all-inclusive version of The Ghoogles, in which I've selected those terms which likely either entertained, frightened, confused or plain scarred those at the NSA monitoring G:TB.
Time frame of search (Apparently, I only signed us up for Google Analytics in 2005. Or that's when it started. Who knows):
To the Ghoogles...the cherry-picked selection of terms below have all been used 10 or more times to end up at our little slice of the blogosphere in the past 8+ years:
- circus peanuts
- alfonso ribeiro shirtless
- ron zacapa swim
- cameo tattoo
- kari wuhrer remote control
- zooey deschanel thighs
- lady spartan soccer wax
- nasal polyps
- sexy highschool girls
- tiny dictator
- awesome possum
- can white men jump ethnicity genes culture and success
- would you like some making fuck
- thursdays with maury
- brazilian pussy
- vajazzling
- you guys playing cards
- military squirrel
- right meow
- flux capacitor fluxing
- steve mcnair cinnabon
- short definition of internet
- fernando valenzuela rookie card
- whitesnake video girl
- putana da seatbeltz
- tom brady effete
- jamarcusian
- kato my little yellow friend
- christmas eve in washington
- a-rod jerk
- shoe fuck
- quaid total recall
- every halloween the trees are filled with underwear
- icelandic women
- lemmy kilmister
- comedy rhombus
- houston oilers zubaz
- philly fans are the worst people on earth
- ogie oglethorpe
- real tomato ketchup
- cauc hop
- jerry stackhouse eight day rental
- stromile swift
- wiz khalifa blog
- dante calabria
- disgruntled goat
- squirrel haters
- what happened to rutger hauer
- judy tenuta
- muffet mcgraw
- ryan atwood fluffer
- stan kasten email address
- battle mace
- cyclist boner
- eddie money heroin
- giant sturgeon
- i'm the damn paterfamilias
- mike love beach boys
- q: are we not men? a: we are devo!
- cake vector
- dave winfield herpes
- fashion is dumb
- kevin kline italian flatulence
- nut shot
- tracy morgan small nipples
- ebirt og
- funny lawnmower
- patriotic bikini
- pyongyang golf club
- prince markie dee
- robert plant package
- succubus
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i assume 'putana da seatbeltz' came from north brunswick.
ReplyDeleteToday I was told "That's a whole other goatfuck."
ReplyDeleteno, rob, it came from Airplane the Movie
ReplyDeletei don't watch movies.
ReplyDeletescreen too tall for ya?
ReplyDeletethat doesn't make any sense at all
ReplyDeleteno you don't make any sense
ReplyDeletethis whole comment thread is out of order
ReplyDeleteand pour some out for charlie coles
ReplyDeletepoint of parliamentary procedure
ReplyDeletegood stuff here if you haven't seen it - a clip of coles at a post-game news conference.
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mrs. danimal hails from oxford and U of M...her heart is heavy
she might want to have that checked out
ReplyDeleteand you your heartlessness. shameful really.
ReplyDeleteFuck Gene Hackman
ReplyDeleteusmnt @ jamaica tonight, 9:30 on bein sports. i don't get bein sports. anyone got any pirated feed ideas?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is bein sports? Does Jerry own it?
ReplyDeleteThis would be a great time for the overlords at the NSA to chime in with a feed suggestion in appreciation for this fine blog, eh Rob?
ReplyDeleteBeInSports is a new-ish channel owned by Al-Jazeera. They bought some of the rights that were previously owned by GolTV, replaced them as channel 620 on DirecTV, and managed to inherit their horrendous production value.
ReplyDeleteThe Raycom/Jefferson Pilot of Al Jazeera?
ReplyDeleteal gore was probably involved in that deal. crafty sonofabitch.
ReplyDeleteWhat's on channel 690? Just static?
ReplyDeleteZman, pick a pal.
ReplyDeleteI was a rock.
ReplyDeleteYou were a quivering mess.
ReplyDeleteAnd I still am.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm watching the replay of Nadal/Djokovic. Total slugfest.
I miss Jefferson Pilot sports. Terrible production value, worse commercials and camera lenses with a coat of Vaseline.
ReplyDeleteAnd I knew Jerry owned a piece of bein sports. I didn't know Jerry was Muslim though.
ReplyDeletemy company is a major sponsor of a big 10k in dc tomorrow. i somehow got roped into being the team lead. this means i have to wake up at 5:00 on a saturday morning to get to dc by 6:00. this is stupid on so many levels,
ReplyDeletehi gheorghies!
I love the ghooghles list
ReplyDeleteYou poor thing Rob.
ReplyDeleteWell we'll we'll someone at gtbhq is celebrating his birthday. Happy birthday Rob...may it be filled with lots of big nuts.
ReplyDeletezson's first sentence of more than two words:
ReplyDelete"dah-dee I poop tubby!"
Happy birthday, Robert. Tell the gang how you will spend it tonight. One of us will be honored.
ReplyDeleteKemba sounds fun. My wife just spoke ill of 'I left my wallet in El Segundo'. Not sure this marriage has much of a future.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Bobert.
i shall be spending my birthday evening at a superhero party in the neighborhood. since i was unable to find white long underwear to dye yellow, i can't go as mighty mouse, which was my intent. instead, i will use the black long johns i already own and go as long underwear man. like the cicadas, long underwear man appears every 20 years to save the citizenry from air conditioning and ice cubes.
ReplyDeletealso, just stopped at a deli near redskins park to grab a bagel sammich after my race. as i paid at the counter, i felt a looking presence behind me. looked back to see one of the most massive humans i've seen in person. turns out it was chigbo anunoby, a young redskin defensive tackle. he's listed at 6'4", 325, 6'7" with the dreads. i'm listed at 5'5", 135. it was a study in human diversity.
ReplyDeleteJust taught the 4-yr old about swamp ass. Time goes by so fast.
ReplyDeleteWhile the 3 nap I begin the Americam Masters piece on Johnny Carson. It's a 3hr special that is still airing I believe on PBS.
ReplyDeleteDanimal- ever watch the American Masters on Pearl Jam? Cameron Crowe directed it. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteRob- rumors a circulating that Florida-Alabama will be on each others rotational opponent beginning in 2014. Can't say I'm psyched about this. Besides Bama being a killing machine, I really enjoy the Florida-LSU rivalry. Anywho, we're going to this, right?
ReplyDeleteSo I misunderstood the Bama rumor. LSU would remain on the schedule. So, Florida would play LSU, Bama, South Carolina, Georgia and FSU in 2014. Splendid.
ReplyDeleteHave not Mark...will look for it
ReplyDeleteyikes, mark. that's no walk in the park. but sure, i'll come to gainesville for that.
ReplyDeleteI believe the first game would be in Tuscaloosa. So it's either there for 2014 or Gainesville in 2015.
ReplyDeleteI am totally cool with Jason Collins marching in a pride parade today, but am disappointed at the Nike swoosh under his "#betrue" shirt. Diminishes the moment to know there is a corporate sponsorship attached.
ReplyDeletei think gainesville would be more fun. and i've never seen a game there.
ReplyDeleteDeal.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear 40 oz to Freedom I remember how much I love that album. Gainesville frat boys ruined it for me. Time to get back on it.
ReplyDeleteS'up, Gheorghies?
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