This is how you celebrate the birth of someone's child

Let's just say those guys at the Wheelhouse know how to properly acknowledge the birth of a child:

I hope this form of celebration continues in the future and extends to other life events.

[We have a "Gene Hackman salaries" label. That is awesome.]

Everybody Wave Hi To The NSA

Alternate title: "A Very Special (Monitored) Edition of The Ghoogles"

Hey, would you look at that, the government is spying on us, and apparently with extreme prejudice. (As an aside, that's the best PPT presentation the NSA could come up with? Really??) I saw "Enemy of the State" a decade ago, I know what's up. James Caan's kid has been secretly creeping on the American public for a looooong time, no one should be surprised by this latest "revelation". (Meme alert: Captain Jean-Luc Picard is certainly not surprised)

That being said, this news got me thinking about the poor intern at the NSA assigned to monitoring high-profile blogs such as this one...which is really just a forced segue into a super duper all-inclusive version of The Ghoogles, in which I've selected those terms which likely either entertained, frightened, confused or plain scarred those at the NSA monitoring G:TB.

Time frame of search (Apparently, I only signed us up for Google Analytics in 2005. Or that's when it started. Who knows):

To the Ghoogles...the cherry-picked selection of terms below have all been used 10 or more times to end up at our little slice of the blogosphere in the past 8+ years:

• circus peanuts
• alfonso ribeiro shirtless 
• ron zacapa swim 
• cameo tattoo 
• kari wuhrer remote control 
• zooey deschanel thighs 
• lady spartan soccer wax 
• nasal polyps 
• sexy highschool girls 
• tiny dictator 
• awesome possum 
• can white men jump ethnicity genes culture and success 
• would you like some making fuck 
• thursdays with maury 
• brazilian pussy 
• vajazzling 
• you guys playing cards 
• military squirrel 
• right meow 
• flux capacitor fluxing 
• steve mcnair cinnabon 
• short definition of internet 
• fernando valenzuela rookie card 
• whitesnake video girl 
• putana da seatbeltz 
• tom brady effete 
• jamarcusian 
• kato my little yellow friend 
• christmas eve in washington 
• a-rod jerk 
• shoe fuck 
• quaid total recall 
• every halloween the trees are filled with underwear
• icelandic women 
• lemmy kilmister 
• comedy rhombus 
• houston oilers zubaz 
• philly fans are the worst people on earth 
• ogie oglethorpe 
• real tomato ketchup 
• cauc hop 
• jerry stackhouse eight day rental 
• stromile swift 
• wiz khalifa blog 
• dante calabria 
• disgruntled goat 
• squirrel haters 
• what happened to rutger hauer 
• judy tenuta 
• muffet mcgraw
• ryan atwood fluffer 
• stan kasten email address 
• battle mace 
• cyclist boner 
• eddie money heroin 
• giant sturgeon 
• i'm the damn paterfamilias 
• mike love beach boys 
• q: are we not men? a: we are devo! 
• cake vector 
• dave winfield herpes 
• fashion is dumb 
• kevin kline italian flatulence 
• nut shot 
• tracy morgan small nipples 
• ebirt og 
• funny lawnmower 
• patriotic bikini 
• pyongyang golf club 
• prince markie dee 
• robert plant package 
• succubus

And, in a casebook example of burying the lede, as if all of the above search terms weren't enough, the Ghoogles below might be the ones that lead to a knock on the door of G:TBHQ in the near future: