Monday, June 10, 2013

Worst Superhero Ever?

Common squirrel by day, some sort of low-budget superhero by night:


Maybe rob, Clarence and/or Summer Dave can let us know the origin story of this character in the comments...

23 comments:

rob said...

low budget, my ass. those chucks cost nearly $30.

zman said...

I don't believe that rob is really married, unless his wife had no idea about this costume, because no woman would let their husband out of the house looking like this.

T.J. said...

bro, you're wearing long underwear with a duct taped moniker

T.J. said...

you should wear this outfit to basketball tonight...

Danimal said...

i see lots of hard wood

rob said...

did the teej just call me 'bro'?

T.J. said...

yes, brah

Squeaky said...

Jeah?

Danimal said...

i shaved my beard after our little beach trip a couple of weeks ago, but keeping the stache for a day just cuz. my wife was mortified. that was jv compared to this.

rob said...

my wife took that picture. she's pretty proud to be married to a superhero. even more proud when my neighbor and i (him dressed as 'boogieman', with a boogie board strapped to his back) walked the three blocks to the party in broad daylight.

Dave said...

that would be "long underwear man," a costume that i pioneered at a halloween party circa 1994 in arlington -- my future wife and i were camping, and it rained, so we headed to the party and all i had for a costume was some cranberry colored long underwear and duct tape. but i didn't wear it as well as rob does now!

T.J. said...

Jerry, more tennis shit to be baffled and pissed about:

usat.ly/11CxVQO

Dave said...

by the way, sentence of dave has been pretty lame of late, but today's sentence delivers. i guarantee it.

rob said...

like the cicadas, long underwear man surfaces once every 19 years to rescue citizens from crises resulting from poor planning in costumery.

zman said...

FWIW, Teedge and Jerry, the folks at Wimbledon have the good sense to look beyond current rankings and consider a player's history and playing style when seeding the tournament. So Federer will likely be #1 even if he is ranked #3.

Mark said...

Pussy Riot documentary on HBO tonight. Just thought y'all should know.

Clarence said...

Dave, I believe it was 1993. We were the Seinfeld gang, and I have a good picture of Kramer and LU Man. A year later, there was a Halloween party at the same house, and we all decided to be superheroes. (Presumably because LU Man was such a hit.) I was LetterMan, Rob was Mighty Mouse, and we had a Green Lantern, Spider-Man, Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and a pretty awesome homemade Captain America by Evan.

rob said...

also, and eventually, green intern

Dave said...

i would love to see that picture. i think catherine was cousin it, and she just draped a bunch of twine all over herself. and someone was monica seles, with the knife in her back. i don't know if i was in attendance the next year.

Squeaky said...

I think I might have been Hong Kong Phooey that year. I know I was at some point in the 90's. Was it at Bobby C's?

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