Sunday, March 31, 2013

Happy Easter, from Clarence

Now this is some classic Clarence commenting:

Well done, sir.
Posted by T.J. at 11:56 AM
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72 comments:

Clarence said...

Sitting at the bar. Worked my way through Cheeseburger Benedict and two Morning Leis (champagne and pineapple juice), now struggling with a vodka cranberry.

12:01 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

resurrection, intervention...whichever.

12:07 PM, March 31, 2013
Clarence said...

If you're planning an intervention for me, you'd better pack a taser, fucksticks.

12:08 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

fuck that. i'm packing a six-pack and some whiskey.

12:09 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

but really, have you thought about eating better?

12:10 PM, March 31, 2013
Clarence said...

Eating butter? Hell yes, but only on other things. Never straight up. That'd be unhealthy.

12:19 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

good. glad you're making smart choices. carry on.

12:21 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

mlb opening night tonight. rangers! astros! it's fannnntastic.

sox/yanks tomorrow at 1:05, and me in boston. whatever will i do?

12:24 PM, March 31, 2013
Danimal said...

You inspire me Clarence.

Who gets more airtime per year? Obama or Schumer? I think Schumer takes him.

12:34 PM, March 31, 2013
TR said...

Not quite in Clarence's league here (but who ever is), but I'm at a kid-friendly Easter brunch with live acoustic guitar...at a German beer hall in Hoboken. Tired parents with giant mugs of beer chasing kids rocking out to Yellow Submarine and I'm a Believer. It's outright day-drinking wrapped aroun a thin veil of family-friendly activity. Awesomeness.

1:39 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

Any games on today?

2:22 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

Does Florida know they have a game today? I hate everything.

2:36 PM, March 31, 2013
zman said...

I can't stand Michigan fans. Florida better pull their heads out.

2:41 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

I can hear Mark breaking shit from here

2:58 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

It's so bad that I'm not even mad. Just befuddled. Lazy play and mental mistakes galore. Ugh.

3:10 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

just got home from a long, boozy brunch. easter, fuck yeah.

and what the hell happened to the gators?

3:12 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

signs of life!

3:36 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

Stauskas simply unconscious today

3:39 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

that one was silly

3:40 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

Jesus, Florida. Can't do dumb shit like that.

3:43 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

Tim Hardaway Sr still hate the gays?

3:51 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

Florida had a chance when they got it down to 12. Michigan was starting to get tight. Of course, then Florida missed a couple easy shots and turned it over twice. Lead back up to 18. Damn, damn, damn.

4:04 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

And yes, I'm pretty sure Tim Hardaway still hates the gays. Good thing he lives in South Florida. No gay people down there.

4:05 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

erik murphy is -27 today. gaaaaah.

4:10 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

tribe baseball takes two of three from high point. 10 wins in 11 games.

4:18 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

Hate that Murphy ended a really good career at Florida with, possibly, his worst game ever. Oh well, he'll make a nice living in Europe for the next decade.

4:44 PM, March 31, 2013
Dave said...

so everyone has off easter monday except me? f-- y'all

5:29 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

I don't. Why are people off tomorrow?

5:30 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

Uh, no. I'll be at work.

5:30 PM, March 31, 2013
Shlara said...

I really do not like these Louisville uniforms. But I gu

5:35 PM, March 31, 2013
Shlara said...

But I guess I'm not the target market...

5:35 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

in dave's defense, his understanding of how the world works is somewhat limited.

5:36 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

If you missed the injury, do not watch a replay. You might puke.

5:46 PM, March 31, 2013
Shlara said...

I don't think they should keep playing today. That was so awful.

5:48 PM, March 31, 2013
Clarence said...

I just tuned in. Napping and all. What was the injury?

6:09 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

Brutal Theismann/Krumrie/Lattimore-level leg implosion for a kid on Louisville. I'm no doctor, but "mega fucked up compound fracture" would be my diagnosis.

6:16 PM, March 31, 2013
Clarence said...

Thank you, Doctor Teen. (Like Doogie Howser.)

That's rough. One of L'ville's better players?

6:28 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

zman and Dr. Teen will be a spinoff, Loveline-type radio showgram.

And Kevin Ware is not a star, but a glue guy for Louisville. Had a big game by his standards against Oregon, tho, scoring 11.

6:31 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

That was easily the worst basketball injury I've ever seen. More awful to see than Shaun Livingston's injury.

6:36 PM, March 31, 2013
Danimal said...

Just found out my neighbgoor was in Dumb and Dumber. The "nice butt" was his.

7:12 PM, March 31, 2013
Danimal said...

2 pretty shitty games today.

Can you tell when my kids go to bed?

7:15 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

danimal, ask if we can interview him

7:23 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

and i believe it's 'look at the butt on that'.

7:23 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

wait, that's wrong: it's 'buns'

7:25 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

glad you got that all figured out

7:26 PM, March 31, 2013
rob said...

the integrity of our reporting is paramount, teeb

7:34 PM, March 31, 2013
Mark said...

Yeah, Teeb.

7:45 PM, March 31, 2013
Clarence said...

"Teeb" is when he comes out of the shower and puts his towel into a turban.

7:58 PM, March 31, 2013
T.J. said...

Teeb the Turrble

8:01 PM, March 31, 2013
zman said...

Can you imagine our Loveline-style advice? It would always be something like "Dump her for the girl at work."

8:17 PM, March 31, 2013
Danimal said...

Kim Jong Unstable heh?

11:10 AM, April 01, 2013
mayhugh said...

That Ware injury was so bad that you could tell how many places he broke it in just by watching the replay. I would compare it more to the Sid Vicious/Psycho Sid from WCW injury. Pretty amazing Louisville got it together at the half after most of the team witnessed the injury first hand.

11:56 AM, April 01, 2013
T.J. said...

so that Bryce Harper kid seems decent at the baseballing

1:33 PM, April 01, 2013
rob said...

our april fools post is so gtb

2:12 PM, April 01, 2013
zman said...

Matt Flynn to the Raiders for a 5th rounder an another pick in 2015. He will make $5.25 MM this year. Is this a better move than signing Kolb? I would say yes if it was made by anyone but the Raiders. Watch, Flynn will make the Pro Bowl.

2:22 PM, April 01, 2013
T.J. said...

Clarence has us all fooled

2:28 PM, April 01, 2013
zman said...

Could someone please download this for me before the powers that be shut it down? I'm away from home and my iPod needs this badly.

http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/download-dj-finesse-big-over-premier-mixtape

2:34 PM, April 01, 2013
T.J. said...

i'll email it to you now

2:36 PM, April 01, 2013
T.J. said...

well, that apparently wont work - my email server is crap

2:40 PM, April 01, 2013
Shlara said...

The new cracker factory is driving me to drink. And, I hardly drink anymore, so I need some advice on the best gin to buy. Is anyone here a gin drinker?

5:05 PM, April 01, 2013
Clarence said...

People seem to like the tanqueray 10.

5:12 PM, April 01, 2013
Shlara said...

thanks Clarence. I knew I could count on you for important issues like this.

5:19 PM, April 01, 2013
rob said...

hendricks. it's so choice.

5:34 PM, April 01, 2013
TR said...

Second on Hendricks.

6:19 PM, April 01, 2013
Clarence said...

If you're used to traditional gin, Hendricks might not be the best choice. If, like me, you think gin tastes terrible, Hendricks is great. Garnish it with a cuke.

6:24 PM, April 01, 2013
TR said...

Eating here tonight:

www.dreamlandbbq.com

Fuck. Yeah.

6:31 PM, April 01, 2013
rootsminer said...

Anyone remember when the olympic gold medalist showed up at a party with a pint of gin & box of plastic spoons and convinced a bunch of people to snort gin with him?

6:33 PM, April 01, 2013
zman said...

Yes. It was not pthe most pleasant way to drink gin but at least we have a good story. "Ever done gym snorts? No?"

7:37 PM, April 01, 2013
zman said...

"Or gin snorts for that matter?"

7:37 PM, April 01, 2013
T.J. said...

snorting gin was indeed a genius idea. as was snorting jello shots. Unit M for Mensa.

7:39 PM, April 01, 2013
rob said...

please tell me you've had a stuntman. if not, clarence and i will bring the fixins to the beach this summer.

8:10 PM, April 01, 2013
zman said...

I've never had a man of any vocation.

9:17 PM, April 01, 2013

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