Sunday, March 31, 2013

Happy Easter, from Clarence

Now this is some classic Clarence commenting:

Well done, sir.
Posted by T.J. at 11:56 AM
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72 comments:

  1. Clarence12:01 PM, March 31, 2013

    Sitting at the bar. Worked my way through Cheeseburger Benedict and two Morning Leis (champagne and pineapple juice), now struggling with a vodka cranberry.

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  2. rob12:07 PM, March 31, 2013

    resurrection, intervention...whichever.

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  3. Clarence12:08 PM, March 31, 2013

    If you're planning an intervention for me, you'd better pack a taser, fucksticks.

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  4. rob12:09 PM, March 31, 2013

    fuck that. i'm packing a six-pack and some whiskey.

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  5. rob12:10 PM, March 31, 2013

    but really, have you thought about eating better?

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  6. Clarence12:19 PM, March 31, 2013

    Eating butter? Hell yes, but only on other things. Never straight up. That'd be unhealthy.

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  7. rob12:21 PM, March 31, 2013

    good. glad you're making smart choices. carry on.

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  8. rob12:24 PM, March 31, 2013

    mlb opening night tonight. rangers! astros! it's fannnntastic.

    sox/yanks tomorrow at 1:05, and me in boston. whatever will i do?

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  9. Danimal12:34 PM, March 31, 2013

    You inspire me Clarence.

    Who gets more airtime per year? Obama or Schumer? I think Schumer takes him.

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  10. TR1:39 PM, March 31, 2013

    Not quite in Clarence's league here (but who ever is), but I'm at a kid-friendly Easter brunch with live acoustic guitar...at a German beer hall in Hoboken. Tired parents with giant mugs of beer chasing kids rocking out to Yellow Submarine and I'm a Believer. It's outright day-drinking wrapped aroun a thin veil of family-friendly activity. Awesomeness.

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  11. Mark2:22 PM, March 31, 2013

    Any games on today?

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  12. Mark2:36 PM, March 31, 2013

    Does Florida know they have a game today? I hate everything.

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  13. zman2:41 PM, March 31, 2013

    I can't stand Michigan fans. Florida better pull their heads out.

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  14. T.J.2:58 PM, March 31, 2013

    I can hear Mark breaking shit from here

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  15. Mark3:10 PM, March 31, 2013

    It's so bad that I'm not even mad. Just befuddled. Lazy play and mental mistakes galore. Ugh.

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  16. rob3:12 PM, March 31, 2013

    just got home from a long, boozy brunch. easter, fuck yeah.

    and what the hell happened to the gators?

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  17. T.J.3:36 PM, March 31, 2013

    signs of life!

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  18. T.J.3:39 PM, March 31, 2013

    Stauskas simply unconscious today

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  19. rob3:40 PM, March 31, 2013

    that one was silly

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  20. T.J.3:43 PM, March 31, 2013

    Jesus, Florida. Can't do dumb shit like that.

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  21. T.J.3:51 PM, March 31, 2013

    Tim Hardaway Sr still hate the gays?

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  22. Mark4:04 PM, March 31, 2013

    Florida had a chance when they got it down to 12. Michigan was starting to get tight. Of course, then Florida missed a couple easy shots and turned it over twice. Lead back up to 18. Damn, damn, damn.

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  23. Mark4:05 PM, March 31, 2013

    And yes, I'm pretty sure Tim Hardaway still hates the gays. Good thing he lives in South Florida. No gay people down there.

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  24. rob4:10 PM, March 31, 2013

    erik murphy is -27 today. gaaaaah.

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  25. rob4:18 PM, March 31, 2013

    tribe baseball takes two of three from high point. 10 wins in 11 games.

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  26. Mark4:44 PM, March 31, 2013

    Hate that Murphy ended a really good career at Florida with, possibly, his worst game ever. Oh well, he'll make a nice living in Europe for the next decade.

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  27. Dave5:29 PM, March 31, 2013

    so everyone has off easter monday except me? f-- y'all

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  28. Mark5:30 PM, March 31, 2013

    I don't. Why are people off tomorrow?

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  29. T.J.5:30 PM, March 31, 2013

    Uh, no. I'll be at work.

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  30. Shlara5:35 PM, March 31, 2013

    I really do not like these Louisville uniforms. But I gu

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  31. Shlara5:35 PM, March 31, 2013

    But I guess I'm not the target market...

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  32. rob5:36 PM, March 31, 2013

    in dave's defense, his understanding of how the world works is somewhat limited.

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  33. T.J.5:46 PM, March 31, 2013

    If you missed the injury, do not watch a replay. You might puke.

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  34. Shlara5:48 PM, March 31, 2013

    I don't think they should keep playing today. That was so awful.

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  35. Clarence6:09 PM, March 31, 2013

    I just tuned in. Napping and all. What was the injury?

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  36. T.J.6:16 PM, March 31, 2013

    Brutal Theismann/Krumrie/Lattimore-level leg implosion for a kid on Louisville. I'm no doctor, but "mega fucked up compound fracture" would be my diagnosis.

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  37. Clarence6:28 PM, March 31, 2013

    Thank you, Doctor Teen. (Like Doogie Howser.)

    That's rough. One of L'ville's better players?

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  38. T.J.6:31 PM, March 31, 2013

    zman and Dr. Teen will be a spinoff, Loveline-type radio showgram.

    And Kevin Ware is not a star, but a glue guy for Louisville. Had a big game by his standards against Oregon, tho, scoring 11.

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  39. Mark6:36 PM, March 31, 2013

    That was easily the worst basketball injury I've ever seen. More awful to see than Shaun Livingston's injury.

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  40. Danimal7:12 PM, March 31, 2013

    Just found out my neighbgoor was in Dumb and Dumber. The "nice butt" was his.

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  41. Danimal7:15 PM, March 31, 2013

    2 pretty shitty games today.

    Can you tell when my kids go to bed?

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  42. rob7:23 PM, March 31, 2013

    danimal, ask if we can interview him

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  43. rob7:23 PM, March 31, 2013

    and i believe it's 'look at the butt on that'.

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  44. rob7:25 PM, March 31, 2013

    wait, that's wrong: it's 'buns'

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  45. T.J.7:26 PM, March 31, 2013

    glad you got that all figured out

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  46. rob7:34 PM, March 31, 2013

    the integrity of our reporting is paramount, teeb

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  47. Mark7:45 PM, March 31, 2013

    Yeah, Teeb.

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  48. Clarence7:58 PM, March 31, 2013

    "Teeb" is when he comes out of the shower and puts his towel into a turban.

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  49. T.J.8:01 PM, March 31, 2013

    Teeb the Turrble

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  50. zman8:17 PM, March 31, 2013

    Can you imagine our Loveline-style advice? It would always be something like "Dump her for the girl at work."

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  51. Danimal11:10 AM, April 01, 2013

    Kim Jong Unstable heh?

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  52. mayhugh11:56 AM, April 01, 2013

    That Ware injury was so bad that you could tell how many places he broke it in just by watching the replay. I would compare it more to the Sid Vicious/Psycho Sid from WCW injury. Pretty amazing Louisville got it together at the half after most of the team witnessed the injury first hand.

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  53. T.J.1:33 PM, April 01, 2013

    so that Bryce Harper kid seems decent at the baseballing

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  54. rob2:12 PM, April 01, 2013

    our april fools post is so gtb

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  55. zman2:22 PM, April 01, 2013

    Matt Flynn to the Raiders for a 5th rounder an another pick in 2015. He will make $5.25 MM this year. Is this a better move than signing Kolb? I would say yes if it was made by anyone but the Raiders. Watch, Flynn will make the Pro Bowl.

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  56. T.J.2:28 PM, April 01, 2013

    Clarence has us all fooled

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  57. zman2:34 PM, April 01, 2013

    Could someone please download this for me before the powers that be shut it down? I'm away from home and my iPod needs this badly.

    http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/download-dj-finesse-big-over-premier-mixtape

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  58. T.J.2:36 PM, April 01, 2013

    i'll email it to you now

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  59. T.J.2:40 PM, April 01, 2013

    well, that apparently wont work - my email server is crap

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  60. Shlara5:05 PM, April 01, 2013

    The new cracker factory is driving me to drink. And, I hardly drink anymore, so I need some advice on the best gin to buy. Is anyone here a gin drinker?

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  61. Clarence5:12 PM, April 01, 2013

    People seem to like the tanqueray 10.

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  62. Shlara5:19 PM, April 01, 2013

    thanks Clarence. I knew I could count on you for important issues like this.

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  63. rob5:34 PM, April 01, 2013

    hendricks. it's so choice.

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  64. TR6:19 PM, April 01, 2013

    Second on Hendricks.

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  65. Clarence6:24 PM, April 01, 2013

    If you're used to traditional gin, Hendricks might not be the best choice. If, like me, you think gin tastes terrible, Hendricks is great. Garnish it with a cuke.

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  66. TR6:31 PM, April 01, 2013

    Eating here tonight:

    www.dreamlandbbq.com

    Fuck. Yeah.

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  67. rootsminer6:33 PM, April 01, 2013

    Anyone remember when the olympic gold medalist showed up at a party with a pint of gin & box of plastic spoons and convinced a bunch of people to snort gin with him?

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  68. zman7:37 PM, April 01, 2013

    Yes. It was not pthe most pleasant way to drink gin but at least we have a good story. "Ever done gym snorts? No?"

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  69. zman7:37 PM, April 01, 2013

    "Or gin snorts for that matter?"

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  70. T.J.7:39 PM, April 01, 2013

    snorting gin was indeed a genius idea. as was snorting jello shots. Unit M for Mensa.

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  71. rob8:10 PM, April 01, 2013

    please tell me you've had a stuntman. if not, clarence and i will bring the fixins to the beach this summer.

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  72. zman9:17 PM, April 01, 2013

    I've never had a man of any vocation.

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