Sunday, February 05, 2012

Your G:TB Super Bowl Preview

The fortnight 'twixt the championships and the Super Bowl are jammed with overanalysis, blowhardy pseudo-insight, overblown media coverage, and a dearth of T&A.
So here's our preview:

Giants 27, Patriots 23.

(Other prognostications in the comments.)

26 comments:

rob said...

seems a fitting gtb approach.

patriots 30, giants 24. you're welcome, jerry and dave.

zman said...

Is there any way for both teams to lose? No matter the outcome I will find myself chafed by fans of the winning team at work.

In related news, I foresee Peyton Manning going to the Jest, Matt Flynn going to the Dolphins, and the Bills going down the toilet for the next 5 years.

T.J. said...

I approve of this message. Strongly.

T.J. said...

And to rob's point, what a perfect G:TB Super Bowl preview post.

zman said...

In unrelated news, I saw my first Land Rover Evoque. I predict that they won't be able to make enough of them to meet demand. Rover will eat the X3's and Q5's respective lunches with this thing.

Dave said...

my dog has worms in its stool. very gross, but a time-honored method of predicting the future. my prognostication, from the worms:

giants 10,000

patriots: 2

bet with your balls, not your head.

T.J. said...

Hahaha Duke. Nice home loss to a middling Miami team.

Also...Giants 28, Patriots 27.

zman said...

Dave - did you read Filth?

The Pats have more Zoltans than do the Jints so the Pats will lose.

Danimal said...

i enter all rooms to "Crazy Train." it never gets old.

Squeaky said...

Filth is a tough read for the first 50 pages. Then it finds it rythm.

zman said...

I still don't want a fiat.

zman said...

She sells sanctuary? Cult samPle?

Dave said...

i don't think i read "filth."

how about the "cult" mash-up bud commercial?!!

Danimal said...

At least they didn't do the Kia commercial.

zman said...

Fuck collinsworth and his Scott norwood call.

Dave said...

the let them score philosophy rears its ugly head again. who knew belichek consulted with fish?

rob said...

that was fun

rob said...

anyone remember a super bowl ending with a potential game-winning hail mary?

zman said...

Raymond berry scene is creepy.

zman said...

9-7 champs?!?

zman said...

Belichik = holmgren circa 1997

mayhugh said...

I wasn't rooting for the Pats until that last play - just wanted to see something crazy happen. But it's always enjoyable to see somebody out-patriot the Patriots.

Danimal said...

Anyone else see the highlight of flavor flav hugging coughlin? Good stuff.

Squeaky said...

Where is the video of Dave playing in a bar drunk?

Conman said...

Dave is now famous...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1HKiSaahQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

T.J. said...

Oh my.