Thursday, June 17, 2010

Slow Week

In honor of the first-ever semi-official-all-absurd G:TB Summit, we give you the best we could come up with. Hope to see you all this evening at Bungalow Billiards in Shirlington.

44 comments:

Shlara said...

wait, there's a summit in my hood? I didn't know about it!

Mark said...

First beer has been consumed. It's all downhill from here.

rob said...

shlara - the teej sent you an email about it.

Dave said...

shirlington? we need to have a g:tb north summit to compete . . .

Professor G. Truck said...

Greasetruck has been awful quiet lately.

too quiet.

T.J. said...

Well, if you read the comments my dear, you were invited hours ago.

T.J. said...

Mark seems to be slightly behind the Teej's pace....

T.J. said...

I preferred the Summit cheerleader photo, but what do I know...

zman said...

Is that Rush Limbaugh in a wig? How did he get invited to the G:TB summit?

d-train said...

can one of you gtb'rs send down the gtb jet to pick me up...i'd like to join.

Clarence said...

I wasn't invited to the summit. Everyone figured I would try to mount it.

Greg said...

That's IGOR!!!!









(yes you were invited to the summit)

rob said...

concacaf represent! mexico up 2-0 on france.

TR said...

Mexico taking Francia to the woodshed. Always good to see France getting its wimpy ass kicked.

zman said...

Stories about Ovechkin are even better when told via machine translation from Russian to English.

http://tinyurl.com/39yrbsl

Dave said...

i am watching the game on the spanish channel (no cable) and the announcer said "goooooooooool" for at least forty five seconds on the first goal, which was questionably offsides ...

rob said...

i don't think there was anything questionable about it. was definitely offsides.

Mark said...

Watching live sports dramatically effects the flying experience. Guess who just landed in DC?

And I just ran into Adam Schefter.

T.J. said...

You actually replied to that email assface

rob said...

who is teejay yelling at?

zman said...

That's Teejay being Teejay.

T.J. said...

Suck

A

Dick

Clarence said...

The Teej is doing some nervous drinking. He's been able to go joke for joke with Mark, Rob, and the gang on the blog and even in podcasts . . . but a live setting is a whole other monkey. Been a long while. It's now go-time, and nothing takes the crackle out of the voice for steady comic delivery like a few road sodas. Trouble is . . . TOO many, and the next thing you know you're in Non Sequitur, USA, dwelling place of Spazzy McGee.

This could get interesting. Stay tuned.

T.J. said...

Hey everybody, look, Whitney's ego is even bigger than TJ's

rob said...

who is whitney?

Clarence said...

Yeah -- Eli or Houston?

Hah, hah.

rob said...

boooooooo

d-train said...

omg lol
iif!

d-train said...

is there going to be a podcast of the summit this evening?

T.J. said...

Yeah...I'm gonna record all of this just for you.

And yes, before you ask, I am fucking hammered.

Clarence said...

Dubliner? Irish Times? "King of Rock" on the jukebox? I miss those days . . . and there were many, many of them.

Squeaky said...

Zman, needs to buy us all around of beers.

http://tbz.me/fE9ie

Squeaky said...

Stupid comma error.

So I'll give you all another dumb link.

http://tbz.me/cX9nj

Might not be SFW

T.J. said...

I've booked Biggie Smalls, d-train, zman, mark. Danielle/geoff, the underpants gnomes and shaggy bombastic for this podcast.

zman said...

I prefer pinup sin see-through clothing to see-through pinups.

And a few people have suggested that I get a Mesko jersey. They probably want me to be beaten to death in the Meadowlands.

Professor G. Truck said...

mr. truck sits atop the world cup fantasy league because of his faith in our neighbors to the south.

i am disgusted with all you francophiles.

and greasetruck has been very quiet lately.

too quiet.

rob said...

pre-summit at greg's has commenced

zman said...

I see you're all too riveted by game 7 to blog.

zman said...

Scalabrine in the house, oh my god, danger.

TR said...

Not only is Kobe shooting terribly, he's a liability every time the ball is in his hands. I've never seen him so out of sorts on offense.

zman said...

The only part about this that didn't suck is that we got to see Adam Morrison cry again.

TR said...

Germany player just got his second yellow and is out at the 37 minute mark. Germany will play a man down. Huge huge huge opportunity for the Serbs.

And on cue, they score. Germany deserves to lose because its coaching staff is wearing emo cardigans.

d-train said...

how are the summit participants feeling this morning?

rob said...

new post, boys and girls