Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Caption This

A few housekeeping items, before I let you jackals have at it. Yes, that is a functioning telephone booth. And no, I do not fit at all.

48 comments:

TR said...

"Don't hang up. I am only allowed one call."

T.J. said...

Yep, that's actually happened...

d-train said...

nice office

Igor said...

"Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business."

d-train said...

yes - they're typically, and strategically placed adjacent to the "Typewriter Lab"s.
i saw one in lancaster, pa last summer...

zman said...

During a post-papal-election meander through the Amsterdam airport, the Teej thought he wound up in a zoo on Tralfamadore and repeatedly used the communications link to heckle his captors into getting Montana Wildhack into his cage pronto, but instead made long distance calls to a man on a NJ transit train who kept making lewd and suggestive remarks like "You gotta show me the twins" and "I'm gonna take my time. Break it slowly."

Squeaky said...

Once again Agent 86 has lost his shoe phone and must make the standard collect call back to CONTROL.

Geoff said...

Paraguay/Japan going to PKs. I'll keep you posted.

Geoff said...

My work TV overloards block all sports channels...but not Univision. Boo. Yah.

Paraguay makes PK number one...Japan answers.

Geoff said...

Andres Cantor is bringing it with a full "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" call for each made PK. PAR 2, Jap 2.

T.J. said...

Nonchalant much, did on Paraguay?

T.J. said...

Nagasaki! Miss!

Geoff said...

I would describe the Paraguayans mood as fiery and the Japanese as stoic.

PAR 3, JAP 2. Japan hit the cross bar on try #3. Dagger.

Geoff said...

Kobayashi a no so show for the hot dog contest, now this. Tough week for Japan.

PAR 4, JAP 3...time running out.

Geoff said...

Paraguay advances. Japan packs up their Hello Kitty backpacks and heads home.

Greg said...
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Greg said...

Are there any Paraguayans here? Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?

Geoff said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsDvGlIDh0

T.J. said...

Yi Jianlian is coming to the Wiz!

Igor said...

That's your caption? I am actually chuckling at you calling everyone in your rolodex to tell them that.

T.J. said...

So no one has any afternoon musings on autoerotic asphyxiation, sudoku and Barry White?

Squeaky said...

Since the Spain v. Portugal game is slow

This may be old but what the hell.

http://tbz.me/uQ6zb

And for all you Mario Batali fans:

http://tbz.me/xY7zf NSWF

Igor said...

So I'm trying to dial Phoenix, but I accidentally dial Fiji . . .

T.J. said...

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

Igor said...

That was on TV last week. Still disturbing.

Greg said...

"This elevator only goes to the basement"

Igor said...

"Operator, well, could you help me place this call
See, the number on the matchbook is old and faded
She's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend Ray
A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated"

T.J. said...

"8-6-7...5-3-0-9..."

d-train said...

i call you on the telephone, my voice too rough from cigarettes

T.J. said...

"Well, yes, I am hot blooded...hold please while I check it and see. Shit, I got a fever of a hundred and three."

d-train said...

it's quarter after one, i'm fucking hammered! i need you....NOW!!!!
said i wouldn't call you yo! but hey, i've lost all control! i fucking need you!!!! NOW!!!!!

Igor said...

Rikki don't lose that number. It's the only one you want.

zman said...

Halfway home and my pager's still blowing up.

Igor said...

"Yeah, this is TJ from Arlington. Long time listener, first time caller. I just wanna say to Jim Rome that you're the bigeest donkey on the planet. Thanks. Buh-bye."

Igor said...

DJ, please
pick up your phone
I'm on the request line

d-train said...

ringy dingy

Eric (Extra P.) said...

"Exactly how many quarters do I have to put in this thing before I see the stripper?"

T.J. said...

"Is there a Sarah Connor there? Sarah Connor?"

Lumpy said...

"put a sawbuck on captain nemo in the 3rd at belmont"

zman said...

Play "Misty" for me.

Mark said...

I'm wide open of the freeway, my pager broke my vibe, cause a junkie is a junkie 365...

Igor said...

"Hello, I'm taking an FDA food survey. Do you like peanut butter and jelly? Uh huh. How about peanut butter and honey? Okay. How about peanut butter and amatta? What's amatta?? Nothing, a-hole, what's amatta with you?!! Ha ha ha hahahahaha!"

Igor said...

"Yes, I'm looking for Amanda Huggankiss..."

Shlara said...

Interesting news from the WaPo...

Acknowledging: Landon Donovan, who got ahead of embarrassing news by telling Sports Illustrated that it's possible he impregnated a British woman who is said to be the subject of an upcoming tabloid story. "If I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support," he said. This sullies the reconciliation fantasy we've all cherished since he thanked estranged wife Bianca Kajlich after scoring the game-winning goal against Algeria last week, but sources told Us and People that the actress wasn't surprised by the news and is being supportive.

zman said...

I imagine you had no reconciliation fantasies involving Donovan and his estranged wifey.

zman said...

Kagan totally backpedaled on her “vacuity and farce” opinion. I'm disappointed.

Shlara said...

Yes ZMan, you are correct. That is not the fantasy that runs through my head when thinking about Landon...

rob said...

i'm in detroit. the sun hasn't set yet at 9:30. it's all very finnish here on the 8 mile.