Monday, June 21, 2010

It's the first day of summer...

...it's been 90+ degrees and humid every day for the last two weeks, and we need filler. So enjoy this tune (and just for the hell of it, someone want to tell me the movie this was used in?)...

27 comments:

mayhugh said...

Die Hard with a Vengeance

Don't waste my time.

T.J. said...

I literally deleted the words "...and Mayhugh is not allowed to guess..." thinking you were knee deep in pork rinds and futbol.

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zman said...

Federer is going to win this thing. Amazing.

Dennis said...

Of course he is...

zman said...

ESPN instituted a no-commercial policy for 5th sets. I approve. For what that's worth.

zman said...

In other news, the Red Sox's collapse is complete. And by that I mean they stopped collapsing. They're tied for the most wins in MLB. This is good news, assuming you think wins are important.

rob said...

i love it when a plan comes together

Geoff said...

52 people were shot in Chicago this weekend, 8 fatally. I, for one, blame Obama.

Igor said...

I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store.

(I don't work there any more.)

mayhugh said...

A woman came in looking for some 18th century prose...

Greg said...

18th Century Prose from the store?

mayhugh said...

18th Century prose she wanted...

My Longfellow she got.

mayhugh said...

And thanks for your responsiveness, Greg. I can always count on you.

rob said...

a woman came in for a computer...

zman said...

My iPod she got.

zman said...

Or my Mac Mini?

rob said...

like a catholic priest, the judges were looking for 'wang', zman

T.J. said...

No, I'm sorry...the card says "the Moops".

zman said...

I would prefer it if the judges looking for my wang were lady judges.

I remember the wang/computer one, I was just trying to bring it into the 21st century and work in a little self-deprication. I think there's one about an intercontinental ballistic missle too.

Igor said...

There is indeed one about an ICBM. That particular lady came in for a bomb.

Igor said...

A different lady came in for a gator.

A gator she wanted, a boink she got. Like I indicated previously, I don't work there any more.

TR said...

I was always fond of the "lady came in for a ruler..." line because you could be all witty with your response. Naturally, you could say "my 12 inches she got," but you could also show your strong division skills and say "my 6 inches she got twice" or "my 4 inches she got three times," etc.

Zman doesn't realize he's due to shoot the anal boot for jumping in. And while he doesn't know what that means, he can make a guess. And the truth is likely grosser than whatever he's guessing.

zman said...

I think I saw that curly-red-headed rugby chick drink from a well-used plunger at a rugby party. The only way it could get nastier would be to pour the beer from the plunger down TR's dingleberried asscrack and for her to catch the dribblings in her mouth.

T.J. said...

Not the Teej. I did two things: I picked america (fuck yeah) and I picked against the French.

T.J. said...

Marshall Plan! Suck it!