Thursday, June 03, 2010

It's like Sam the Eagle bringing Alice the meat...

Sorry, but rob and I decided that Greasetruck song needed to be bumped down. How to replace it? Muppet mash-up of course...enjoy:

Posted by T.J. at 10:33 AM
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66 comments:

  1. Geoff10:38 AM, June 03, 2010

    Greasetruck is so special, it almost needs it own blog.

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  2. T.J.10:42 AM, June 03, 2010

    I think this is one time where even you are fine with a muppet clip "post".

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  3. Geoff10:43 AM, June 03, 2010

    I, for one, welcome our new Muppet overlords.

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  4. T.J.11:20 AM, June 03, 2010

    http://i.imgur.com/q05Q0.jpg

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  5. Clarence11:21 AM, June 03, 2010

    The best part about the Greasetruck post was it began harmlessly about overly maudlin television episodes -- and then took a hard left and went to a dark, frightening place nobody could have foreseen. I figured there would be some kind of silly parody of Blossom or Arnold Drummond . . . I was wrong.

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  6. T.J.11:26 AM, June 03, 2010

    That very easily could've been written by Ed Kowalczyk in 1993.

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  7. T.J.11:29 AM, June 03, 2010

    d-train, we finally have the third celeb death: Blanche Deveraux

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  8. d-train11:33 AM, June 03, 2010

    D-TRAIN!!!!!!!

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  9. d-train11:37 AM, June 03, 2010

    and speaking of rob, where's the fella been? is he okay? i'm worried about the little shaver.

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  10. T.J.11:38 AM, June 03, 2010

    He's been busy filming...
    http://www.halfpintbrawlers.com/

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  11. d-train11:44 AM, June 03, 2010

    no you DIH'IHN!

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  12. Professor G. Truck12:01 PM, June 03, 2010

    this very special greasetruck episode has just begun. there's still parts III, IV, and V, plus the xmas special.

    and the song has a happy ending! (except for renee)

    i can't believe greasetruck was bumped for muppets, although this has happened to great rock bands before . . .

    i've told them a hundred times: put SPINAL TAP first and puppet show last.

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  13. Professor G. Truck12:02 PM, June 03, 2010

    also, i guess soundcloud sends a facebook reminder every time i upload a new song, including this one, which id din't really need to share with everyone . . .

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  14. zman12:06 PM, June 03, 2010

    I wouldn't link my soundcloud account to my facebook account if I were you.

    I think "Reverse Abortion" needs a break in there somewhere. There's no real hook so a break would spice it up.

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  15. Professor G. Truck12:08 PM, June 03, 2010

    there's no break when you're contemplating abortion, zman.

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  16. zman12:12 PM, June 03, 2010

    Samantha Stosur just crushed Jelena Jankovic. Stosur must be juicing like Clemens' wife. No one comes out of nowhere at age 26 in pro tennis.

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  17. zman12:20 PM, June 03, 2010

    This is how the Teej and I warm up for our radio show.

    http://tinyurl.com/8deg3a

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  18. Squeaky12:52 PM, June 03, 2010

    You watch videos of strong black men workout? Interesting.

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  19. Clarence1:15 PM, June 03, 2010

    1.7 Maytag dishwashers are being recalled. This news bit incorporates both the very special episodes on Diff'rent Strokes and WKRP in Cincinnati. And yet, we're not really talking about that because of What Mr. Truck Wrote.

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  20. T.J.1:45 PM, June 03, 2010

    +690 zman

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  21. T.J.1:46 PM, June 03, 2010

    Gordon Jump refuses to even speak to Mr. Truck...

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  22. zman1:57 PM, June 03, 2010

    How do you recall seven-tenths of a dishwasher?

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  23. T.J.1:58 PM, June 03, 2010

    Very carefully.

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  24. Clarence1:59 PM, June 03, 2010

    Rob, by the way, is busy at work trying to reverse aging, since there's a big milestone looming in his very near future.

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  25. Clarence2:01 PM, June 03, 2010

    Zman, I forgot to include the M after 1.7. Thanks for being such a HOO.

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  26. zman2:09 PM, June 03, 2010

    Is that milestone the purchase of a minivan?

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  27. zman2:10 PM, June 03, 2010

    I should know better than to ask this, but ... what's a HOO?

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  28. Clarence2:13 PM, June 03, 2010

    Sorry. I left out another M.

    oron.

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  29. Geoff2:14 PM, June 03, 2010

    Okay, what's a HOOM?

    Oh.

    I get it.

    HOMO.

    Good one.

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  30. Marls2:16 PM, June 03, 2010

    I love the Z-Man doing his best Chris Russo by making random blanket statements about women's tennis.

    I would have loved to have seen Dudley's reaction when he read that day's script and found out that Mr. Carlson from WKRP was going to molest him. Clearly he had a bad agent.

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  31. zman2:20 PM, June 03, 2010

    oron = mormon? I'm not Mormon.

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  32. Clarence2:22 PM, June 03, 2010

    Word has it that Cockroach had a "no molestation" clause written into his contract. Dudley paved the way so that millions who followed would never have to suffer the gropes of Gordon Jump.

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  33. T.J.2:24 PM, June 03, 2010

    No boy will ever have to "Jump Around" again.

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  34. Clarence2:29 PM, June 03, 2010

    With Conrad Bain and Charlotte Rae in their 80's, Todd Bridges stands a good chance of being the last original Diff'rent Stroker standing. But make no mistake, this one's gonna come down to the wire.

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  35. zman2:31 PM, June 03, 2010

    Burt Reynolds is still alive, right? He's Stroker Ace

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  36. T.J.2:38 PM, June 03, 2010

    Tom Ace, also still alive.

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  37. Geoff2:40 PM, June 03, 2010

    Ideally, I'd like Bain and Rae to both die of strokes...while Bridges dies while "strokin' it."

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  38. Marls2:42 PM, June 03, 2010

    If WKRP had an episode where Conrad Bain molested Herb Tarlek, that would have been very special indeed.

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  39. T.J.2:57 PM, June 03, 2010

    Not to be an ass, but what happened to Gary Coleman...you could kinda classify that as a stroke of a different kind, no?

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  40. Professor G. Truck2:57 PM, June 03, 2010

    maybe the next very special greasetruck song will be about when when a child that is a bit "special" gets molested by gary coleman's ghost.

    did anyone here the 911 call? people were describing it at work today and now i want to hear it.

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  41. T.J.2:57 PM, June 03, 2010

    Todd Bridges will be playing Eddie Griffin in this summer's very special NBA TV afterschool special (music by GreaseTruck)

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  42. zman3:10 PM, June 03, 2010

    fyi - the "Reverse Greasetruck" post garnered a complimentary comment. Admittedly it looks like spam, but it's complimentary nonetheless.

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  43. zman3:57 PM, June 03, 2010

    "Neat"?!? He really said "neat"!?! From ESPN.com:

    Roethlisberger, who was known for frequenting nightclubs with an entourage of friends, did not specify what changes he is making.

    "Well, a lot of them are personal things, which is just something that I need to do," Roethlisberger said of his lifestyle changes. "But it's been neat being able to really reevaluate my life and spend time with my family and kind of reevaluate and refigure what's important in life . . . It's a new chapter and I'm looking forward to it and it starts with football and I'm glad to be back out here."

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  44. Geoff4:20 PM, June 03, 2010

    "Its been neat. I mean, its just been cool...thinkin' about how "rapey" I've been...and how maybe bein' a little less "rapey" might be something kinda good to do...and stuff."

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  45. T.J.4:22 PM, June 03, 2010

    Just to confirm, since I've been wandering around twitter aimlessly for the last hour...

    I just sat ten feet to the right of the AZ Gov, drinking a Dos Equis...and yes (lame joke coming) I was not deported.

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  46. Katherine Quinn4:24 PM, June 03, 2010

    wow teej, you've been drinking near a lot of celebrities lately. and probably next to a lot of regular folks too, i would imagine.

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  47. T.J.4:26 PM, June 03, 2010

    Hmmm...if I knew who this was I could at least judge the level of condescension...

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  48. KQ4:29 PM, June 03, 2010

    sorry, one of my other personalities took over for a minute there.

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  49. T.J.4:35 PM, June 03, 2010

    Thanks a lot Drexdrago.

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  50. drexdrago4:42 PM, June 03, 2010

    DRAGO!!!!!!!

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  51. zman4:44 PM, June 03, 2010

    marlsmago

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  52. drexdrago4:49 PM, June 03, 2010

    I'd have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids!

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  53. zman5:00 PM, June 03, 2010

    Zoinks.

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  54. T.J.5:04 PM, June 03, 2010

    I'm still curious what "Danielle" has to say.

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  55. rob5:15 PM, June 03, 2010

    innnteresting rumors floating about the internets regarding college football realignment. one today claims that the pac-10 will invite texas, texas a&m, texas tech, colorado, oklahoma, and oklahoma state. megaconferences, here we come.

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  56. T.J.5:22 PM, June 03, 2010

    Um, you are aware Big East hoops went to the 16 team megaconference years ago, right?

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  57. rob5:26 PM, June 03, 2010

    no, what are you talking about?

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  58. Dave6:12 PM, June 03, 2010

    it will take too long to explain, but i almost had to strangle my youngest son this evening, and it took all my strength not to strangle him. i just wrote a long sentence about it for tomorrow-- i'll give you one clue: it involves a premeditated plumbing disaster. maybe we should have gotten hamsters . . . or an iguana, instead of this whole two boys thing we've got going on.

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  59. Mark9:20 PM, June 03, 2010

    Pour some out for the Wizard of Westwood.

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  60. T.J.9:34 PM, June 03, 2010

    99 Problems...of which Bill Walton was one

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  61. Marls9:39 PM, June 03, 2010

    RIP Mr. Wooden. His death matters to me more than a lot of folks. Feels like childhood died tonight.

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  62. T.J.9:44 PM, June 03, 2010

    Mark, the twitter now claims Wooden is NOT dead.

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  63. Mark10:04 PM, June 03, 2010

    I should've known better. He's a zombie.

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  64. T.J.10:07 PM, June 03, 2010

    Twilight: Westwood

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  65. Shlara10:12 PM, June 03, 2010

    Does anyone else find Jeff Van Gundy's commentary annoying?

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  66. Marls6:23 AM, June 04, 2010

    Johnny 5 alive!!!!

    Oh, and in my previous comment I meant that wooden's death was more meaningful to me than say Gary Coleman. I did not mean to imply that JW and I were hanging out at in and out burger together after going to westwood strip clubs.

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