Monday, August 03, 2009

Summer Homework

I suspect this little thought experiment may yield some interesting responses from the G:TB community:


And, yeah, this is the best I can do after a week spent doing nothing so mentally taxing as calculating high and low tide.

22 comments:

Mark said...

Hold on...I've got today off, so I'm going to conduct a little research and get back to you on this.

zoltan said...

Matthew McConaughey would be my spokesman. His ads would consist entirely of him saying "You got a joint? ... It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

Mark said...

Zoltan is on to something...

mayhugh said...

I think I'd go for a TV commercial campaign with lot of Michael Bay-esque explosions (maybe fireworks?)to get the viewing audience's attention and then just end with a dark screen that says POT: It's Legal.

Or, for the sake of irony, I'd include the same closing message on the old "I learned it from watching you" commercial. Maybe add bonus footage of the dad and kid smoking a bowl together.

TJ said...

Fucking Mayhugh beats me by a minute on this...I absolutely think a re-tooled "I learned it from watching you" ad is in order.

Geoff said...

Worst economy in decades.

Unemployment headed towards 15%.

Swine Flu to infect millions by fall.

Housing and financial markets in the toilet.

Iran and North Korea going nuclear.

http://tinyurl.com/oxxhgk

"Chill the fuck out. I got this."

rob said...

these bots are annoying as all fuck. stupid, too.

Geoff said...

Indeed.

TJ said...

Plax just got indicted...Antonio Pierce off the hook. Now let's see how long Burress' sentence is...

rob said...

back to your regularly scheduled inanity, the skins d-line is dominating the o-line in early camp action. i choose to believe this is because the o-line is less effective than catholic birth control. which means that the colt brennan era is closer than you think. get fired up.

zoltan said...

One of my friends from high school got his wife pregnant TWICE while she was on the pill. He says it's because he has super sperm. I say it's because the pill doesn't work on Catholics.

Marlin said...

Tell DiBlasio that the pill only works when taken orally.

zoltan said...

Plaxico Burress lives in Totowa?!

Geoff said...

I've heard great things about the Shoumer Method of birth control.

zoltan said...

Shoumer explained the Shoumer Method to me at a wedding with his wife standing about 5 feet away.

rob said...

do i even want to know?

cgormley said...

What no, Tiger wins his 69th tournament by shooting 69?? Very unfratty on here today.

Geoff said...

Rob...it involves a display of passionate showmanship and reckless abandon.

Dave said...

willie nelson is your spokesperson. total pothead and he's cool to several generations-- i think my dad would start smoking pot if it was legal and willie nelson endorsed it. plus, you could make a great commercial, where it's april 15th and he's deciding between paying his taxes and buying some really good, high end weed.

Whitney said...

The last lines of the (awesomely cool) film The Untouchables are a reporter telling Eliot Ness after all that's gone on, it looks like the government's going to repeal Prohibition -- and asking him what'll he do then. He replies, "I think I'll have a drink."

Gimme the general in the War on Drugs and some reporter asking him what'll he do if they legalize marijuana.

"I think I'll smoke a bowl."

Sisler said...

A shirt for Shoumer:

http://tinyurl.com/kws9os

Fast Track Solutions said...

I am also going to do a little research.

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