Monday, July 14, 2008

Happy Bastille Day

I hate to push Biz down the page, but if there was ever a day to use this rob- and Whit-friendly clip, it's today. Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest...

18 comments:

Jerome said...

My name is Henry. I am going to steal your girlfriend.

TJ said...

Did someone just dust off a classic Cheers line?

Color me impressed.

rob said...

golf clap.

rob said...

the big lead's rapidly approaching larry king territory with this discussion of his 'oddities':

When the toaster over pops, we quickly take out the toast and butter it rapidly because we can’t stand trying to apply butter to toast that has cooled. Never melts.

does anyone in the world not approach buttering toast that way?

Rhymenocerous said...

If the butter is soft enough, it will spread smoothly on lukewarm toast.

I'm Tina Yothers. And that's one to grow on.

Zoltan said...

I'm a simple man and I like simple things. Like candy in my mouth or butter in my ass.

TJ said...

Dennis, your presence is requested on the Monty Python post...

rob said...

agreed, rhyme - if the butter's soft enough, it'll work. but tbl's comment implies that the butter is firm. in which case my point stands. no sane person tries to butter cold toast with firm butter.

Mark said...

Good God, you old men will talk about anything...

(banging head against desk)

rob said...

mark, remember that today signifies the beginning of the three worst sports days of the year. we're just trying to take our minds off that fact.

and do feel free to come up with a hipper conversation topic, like sensible shoes or prostate exams.

TJ said...

You know, would it fucking kill Vlad Guerrero to learn English?

TJ said...

Is Ken Hamlin the guy who got his head bashed in outside a Seattle night club? If so, he looks OK. And if not, well, he does not look so good.

Zoltan said...

Brett Favre kind of sucks.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3486775

Mark said...

Ken Hamlin is indeed the man who had his head bashed in outside a club in Seattle.

Rob, I'll work on some hipper topics that are in your wheelhouse...like footstools and Dustin Pedroia growth charts.

Rhymenocerous said...

Anybody with any bit of emotion has to be moved by Josh Hamilton's display here in the Home Run Derby. Even the annoying yuppies and their pampered sons in the crowd are getting behind the guy.

Mark said...

I wasnt moved by it as much as I was in awe. The amount of homers and the sheer distance involved was amazing.

TJ said...

Edison Volquez put a briefcase at home plate in the middle of Hamilton's barrage?

amanda young said...

You just made sense out of the most nonsensical insult in history. Well done. :) Amanda Vanderpool