Thursday, July 24, 2008

G:TB In the Public Arena

A hearty welcome to all my fellow citizens of Virginia's 10th Congressional District. Seems the Right Honorable Frank Wolf (or, more likely, the bot that's running his Open Congress website) saw fit to recognize my ode to my own feet from earlier this week.


I don't really see eye to eye with Rep. Wolf on many things (as he's much taller than I, and a pretty darn conservative Republican), but I think we can all agree that America needs more pictures of my feet. I'm off to Cape Cod tomorrow to give the people what they want.

26 comments:

TJ said...

The internet is a magical place.

rob said...

she certainly is.

rob said...

what kind of escherian mindfuckhole will it be if the open congress bot picks up this post in a day or two?

TJ said...

It's better than that crazy euro bot from yesterday. Unless of course that is Greg.

Greg said...

The crazy Euro-bot is not me.

Jerry said...

Gheorghe...the place where we taunt robots.

TJ said...

Except Johnny 5...that cat was one cool customer.

rob said...

and greg.

rob said...

that delay in response had an unintended consequence.

i also would not taunt eve from wall-e. she's a bad motherfuckress.

TJ said...

ED-209 was another fucker I'd stay away from.

Dennis said...

RU-486 is also underrated...

rob said...

i haven't trusted robots since ash. i guess, technically, he was an android.

Zoltan said...

But what about Bishop? He didn't engender any confidence in androids?

Geoff said...

In the first sentence of paragraph two of this post, I disagree with both of robert's characterization's of the distinguished gentleman from VA's 10th district. He's short and not all that conservative.

TJ said...

Golf clap for Dennis.

And regular clap for Denzel in Ricochet.

rob said...

geoff, i just assumed he was taller than i am. which is still probably true. and while he's not rick santorum, the american conservative union gives him a lifetime score of 80, so he's somewhere between moderate and crazy jim inhofe. also, i claim poetic license.

rob said...

and finally, in my defense, the robots from the future made me do it.

TJ said...

Which ones...the Borg, or the Cylons?

Geoff said...

Inhofe can't hang with DeMint, Coburn, Jeb Hensarling and most of the Texans. But he's a swell guy and a great American.

rob said...

tj, it was the t-1000.

rob said...

if i wasn't so busy with the robots, i'd have blogged about this caleb campbell thing. fortunately, clay travis at deadspin has a solid take:

http://deadspin.com/5028480/caleb-campbell-the-armys-loss-is-the-detroit-lions-legal-gain

Mark said...

There is nothing, I mean nothing like a good robot/abortion joke.

Geoff said...

Point/Counterpoint:

Life Begins at Conception vs. Life Begins at 40!

Mark said...

Life doesn't begin at conception. Wanna know why?

Because you can't kill a real human with by kicking somebody else in the stomach...

Mark said...

Yeah, take the "with" outta there...

TJ said...

Hey rob, not sure if you heard, but I guess the baseball clubs from Boston and New York meet this weekend.