Monday, June 23, 2008

In Memoriam

Fuck
Shit
Piss
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits

Man, I use 6 of those 7 on a nearly daily basis, and only my highly developed sense of chivalry prevents me from using the other one. It would be a fitting eulogy if even one major news outlet actually ran that list in its entirety.

7 comments:

TJ said...

Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.

Mark said...

I hate Jim Rome as much as the next guy, unless that guy's Jerry, but he got me pretty good with this one:

"The WNBA, we've got next and two of us can dunk."

TJ said...

Um, I use all those 7...a lot.

Dave said...

my students dedicated their exam to george carlin today-- i use a lot of his bits in class. and now that's he's dead, i'll plagiarize them and not give him credit.

rob said...

is there a rule that requires espn to show the gibson homer every time the d'backs play on television?

TJ said...

rob, clean this place up...we might have some new visitors.

Eric (Extra P.) said...

I have to admit I find it amusing that I will use six of the seven but find the "C-word" to be just a bit much.

So I'm only 6/7ths of a foul-mouthed motherfucker.