Thursday, April 08, 2021

This Week in Wrenball: The Counterfactual

At the end of the 2018-19 college basketball season, 4th seeded William & Mary lost to 5th seeded Delaware in the first round of the CAA Basketball tournament. The Tribe finished that season with a 14-17 record, but there was reason for optimism despite the early end to the campaign. W&M was returning its top 5 scorers, freshman Chase Audige had shown substantial promise, sophomore Luke Loewe hadn't yet shown the offensive potential he'd later display, but had proven he could defend the league's best guards, and 7'0" transfer Andy Van Vliet (from Wisconsin) was scheduled to join the experienced roster for the 2019-20 season. Most neutral observers picked the Tribe as the preseason favorites to win the league in 2020.

Then, a week later, amidst vague and scummy noise about "a culture of losing", athletic director Samantha Huge fired the winningest coach in school history.

Four players transferred: Audige (to Northwestern), fellow frosh LJ Owens (UMBC), grad transfer Justin Pierce (UNC), and Matt Milon (UCF). Pierce was a solid contributor in the ACC for the Tar Heels, and Audige was Northwestern's leading scorer in this his first year of post-W&M eligibility, scoring 12.3 ppg in mostly Big Ten action. Loewe graduated from W&M this Spring and transferred to Minnesota. So if you're paying attention, you'll note that the 2019-20 team might've had three Big Ten-quality players, a solid ACC contributor, an NBA-level conference POY in Nathan Knight, a terrific shooter off the bench in Milon, a versatile guard in Owens, and a couple of promising youngsters.

New coach Dane Fischer did an admirable job with the remnants of Shaver's program and a bounty of incoming transfers, winning 21 games before losing to Elon in the first round of the 2020 CAA Tournament. Careful observers will note that the 2020 squad bowed out at exactly the same point in the season as the 2019 team, Huge's arglebargle about "setting the bar high" notwithstanding. 

So you've reached this point in this post, and you're thinking, "I've seen this movie before, and it ends with Rob pissing and moaning about something Wren-related". Not so fast my friends. This is not a post about how Samantha Huge fucked Tribe hoops (though she did). Instead, it's a question about what might have been and what other things compare.

Nerrrrrrds
Our sage colleague OBX Dave slid into my Twitter DMs and said that he believes that Shaver's 19-20 team would've won the CAA tournament title and earned a bid to the NCAA Tournament. Only to have the tournament cancelled. Kinda like what happened to Hofstra. That would've been one hell of an irony, and it got Dave to thinking, what other things in history would be equivalent - hope and opportunity aloft and then gutpunched to miserable coulda shoulda regret.

Pete Best's career comes to mind. Matthew Modine surely wishes he hadn't passed on the role of Maverickin Top Gun. Hillary Clinton wonders why she didn't campaign in Wisconsin (too fucking soon, man). IBM hired Bill Gates and his merry band of Microsoft engineers to build an operating system for $80,000, with the stipulation that MSFT retained the copyright. For what became DOS. Expensive mistake, that. 

We'll close this post (while you offer better examples in the comments) with Dave's entry. If only Deco wasn't such an immature dope and Jimmy would've stopped shagging all the girls in the band. As John Greenleaf Whittier wrote, "For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'."

29 comments:

rootsminer said...

What if Terry Reid had been the Led Zeppelin front man instead of Plant?

Marls said...

What if Jerry Reid had been the front man

Marls said...

What if Laettner had been tossed out of the Kentucky game like he should have been.

rob said...

that gawf course looks like it's playing hard.

OBX dave said...

I was noodling the notion of promise aborted more than alternate endings or 'what if ...' scenarios. Someone or something appears set up to succeed, but it fizzles, due to internal or external forces -- ego, stupidity, crappy management, bad timing.

I knocked around a little and came up with stuff such as Pets.com and Ask Jeeves, author Ralph Ellison, and the Yardbirds and Arrested Development. The latter three certainly made major contributions, but you sure would have thought their catalogs would be lengthy as well as meaty.

zman said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-cpL--0AQA

Mark said...

Worst take ever by Marls. Laettner tapped Timberlake’s sorry ass on the chest. Laettner is a dick but no way does he deserve to be tossed from that game.

Whitney said...

I agree with Mark that Laettner's a dick

Whitney said...

If the Red Sox win the World Series in 1986, is rob now President?

rob said...

harper lee, perhaps?

Whitney said...

Speaking of Roberto, the Mets won today on an HBP walk-off that was a lean-into-it job like he used to pull on the wiffle ball field.

rob said...

art form

Marls said...

Worst take ever? It’s probably not even my worst take today.

Danimal said...

Hi g's

zman said...

Marls takes a lot.

Whitney said...

Danimal!

OBX dave said...

Rob, I considered Harper Lee, but her one-and-done is so outsized and enduring, it sort of eclipses my admittedly fluid criteria of set up to succeed and don't, for whatever reason. If you only have one in you, and *that's* the one, then Salute.

If Coppola's career fizzled after making The Conversation, that would qualify. Maybe better examples are Robert Johnson (I defer to Scott on this one) and John Kennedy Toole and Confederacy of Dunces. Perhaps Emily Bronte, though Victorian literature ain't my jam.

zman said...

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rob said...

i was thinking about toole, as well.

rootsminer said...

I've yet to get into Confederacy of Dunces. Have started it a couple times, but just get annoyed and lose interest. How hard should I try on my next attempt?

To OBX Dave's point, I think Robert Johnson would have had to start playing modern electric blues just like everyone else. He innovated the country blues right up that that point, and while his evolution would have been interesting, I'd be even more interested to see the directions that someone like Jimi Hendrix or Duane Allman would have taken if they'd lived.

T.J. said...

pour some out for DMX

Whitney said...

I have had the exact same multi failure on Confederacy of Dunces as Rootsy.

rootsminer said...

Bummer about DMX. Apparently there was a short lived reality show about him years ago that can't be found online. Two of my bandmates were recalling spending a hungover new year's day watching a marathon of it on VH1.

And I think I've posted this here before, but I'm reupping : DMX on a BMX .

T.J. said...

rootsy, thanks for the reminder on that clip. have now added it (with credit given) to my DMX tweet binge

Whitney said...

Mark Fidrych, JD Salinger, Terence Trent d’Arby, Mark Hamill, Alicia Silverstone, the Stone Roses. And The Clash.

zman said...

You should read Confederacy of Dunces. I can't think of a reason why anyone here wouldn't like it.

My Bloody Valentine, Neutral Milk Hotel. Yes, they had more than one album but if Salinger gets the nod (and he should, I was going to name him) despite his short story collections then they should too.

zman said...

In other news, last night zkids decided to make an omnibus bullshit call on all the mythical creatures who leave stuff for them while they sleep. They laughed at zwoman and me as we backpedaled. "Jesus Dad, you and Santa use the same wrapping paper? Really?" exclaimed zson. "Why would a bunny bring eggs in a basket? And why are they in the same basket from the back of the closet?" inquired zdaughter. I for one am grateful for this reprieve.

Whitney said...

An Amateur in the Masters, his surname is Strafaci. Backwards that’s
I C A Farts. Just so you think of that when you see his name from now on.

rob said...

that way that was phrased, i thought for a minute it was a dmx tribute.