Wednesday, January 08, 2014

A request for assistance

Received in my inbox this a.m. Seems our diminutive dictator has not yet recovered from his inaugural trip to Vegas.
I'm gonna be useless on the GTB machine this week, so I'm calling on you to ride to the rescue. Do it for America.
Well, I ain't got shit of consequence for us (what else is knew), but in honor of this old man returning to school this week, let's cue up a clip.



And for no reason at all:


26 comments:

rob said...

i've recovered just fine, teejus, but my inbox hasn't. digging out of that sumbitch is gonna take some time.

rob said...

also, if you'd like to make some money this evening, the tribe is favored at home against a drexel team that beat alabama and had a 19-point lead over arizona. sure, the dragons have scuffled of late, but that line boggles me. on top of that, tim rusthoven has missed the team's last two games with illness and will be rusty (oh, yeah, pun intended) tonight.

T.J. said...

translated: rob is still washing stripper glitter out of his suits

Clarence said...

Biggio falls short with 74.8%. Torture. Piazza's pct actually went up.

The BBWAA still annoys me. In part because "Baseball" is one word and these guys are purportedly writers. Fix the acronym.

Greg said...

B.B. Waa is a Japanese bluesman

zman said...

Yeah, torture motherfucker what? I'll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you and feedin' you and feedin' you.

T.J. said...

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again

Danimal said...

Rob...have you seen the w and m score?

Marls said...

Tribe by 12. Final.

rob said...

yes, indeed. i assume you bet the opposite of my advice.

just had dinner with buckles and clarence. fond reminisces of some of your past hijinks, danimal.

Danimal said...

Didn't go opposite. Unfortunately.
Wish I could have been there. I have to imagine those two will keep it going for a bit. A most certain Hi Gheorghies on the horizon.

Mark said...

Rob advised that he wouldn't bet on W&M on Saturday (they covered) and he would bet against them tonight. The covered by a wide margin. Rob's too close to W&M basketball to be a reliable source of gambling advice. Also, he's dumb.

rob said...

these are well-established facts, mark

TR said...

I may have sought out Bodog b/c of Rob's comments and been rejected b/c of laws and what have you.

Dave said...

wait . . . did rob actually go to vegas, or was it just that squirrel in the picture? sorry for being out of it.

am i the only g:tb staff member that has never been to vegas?

Danimal said...

I thought Rob was the only gtb'r, and man over 40 for that matter, that had never been to Vegas. I know Dave very little, but think sending him there for a few days would produce some pretty good material. Does GTB have anything in its slush fund besides slush?

Mark said...

Kush

mayhugh said...

Skins fans, welcome your 80% solution, Jay Gruden.

Marls said...

Las Vegas would cause Dave's brain to explode.

zman said...

I've never been to Vegas either.

Clarence said...

I've been once. In no great hurry to get back there.

zman said...

Maybe Dave and I should go to Vegas together. We can visit all the natural history museums and libraries.

TR said...

Going to eat lunch at the Ultimate Jerk Centre tomorrow. Not sure if it is affiliated with George Costanz's Jerk Store.

Dave said...

zman and dave in vegas would be some pathetic reality tv.

this bridge scandal is fucking awesome!

who will go to vegas first? zman or dave?

Dave said...

anyone want to go to asbury park tomorrow night or new brunswick saturday night?

Marls said...

Just for shits and giggles or is there a reason?