Saving Democracy, One Flip at a Time

This progression may represent why Twitter is worth saving. 

The order here is what's on this particular Twitter feed today, and the order in which I read them.

And then it picks up right where it left off.  Awesome.

A request for assistance

Received in my inbox this a.m. Seems our diminutive dictator has not yet recovered from his inaugural trip to Vegas.

I'm gonna be useless on the GTB machine this week, so I'm calling on you to ride to the rescue. Do it for America.

Well, I ain't got shit of consequence for us (what else is knew), but in honor of this old man returning to school this week, let's cue up a clip.

And for no reason at all: