Sunday, June 16, 2013

Sunday At The Open: Open Thread

What do the following five people have in common, other than never having been in my kitchen?








That's right, they're all Dicks.  Unfortunately, you will have to listen to one blather on all day.   Enjoy the wicker baskets, Notah Begay's awkward commentary, and FIGJAM's moobs.

61 comments:

rob said...

happy fathers day, motherfuckers

Danimal said...

I think Notah will get better with time. This is his first wkd on the big stage I believe. Johnny....pure Dick. Always has. Always will.
Happy Father's Day to you all with kids, legit and otherwise. Got some yurbuds today and already tried 'em out. Best I've ever had.

zman said...

Figjam is nice when served with duck or any other fatty fowl.

Clarence said...

No Enberg or Trickle?

Happy Father's Day to all you pappies. May your children actually listen to you once today.

rob said...

philly mick turns 43 today. on father's day. i'm a father, and very recently turned 43. so maybe he's my sentimental favorite this afternoon. though i wouldn't mind seeing billy ho and his octopus pants make a run.

Mr KQ said...

Definitely pulling for Billy man called Horschel.

zman said...

Hunter Mahan needs to roll his brim. The flat look don't play with a Ping cap.

Shlara said...

Happy Father's Day to the Gheorghie dads.
And Phil HAS to win today...

Danimal said...

Today marks the second respective parent's day where my wife and I will ditch our kids to go out, eat, drink, be alone, hold hands, watch golf. It is glorious, or will be in 30 min. In the event you ever read this kids, we love you most of the time.

Danimal said...

Do I smell another epic Phil collapse? Should be a great day... don't forget Strickster and Charl. Will go out on the early limb and predict a Monday playoff.

Danimal said...

Z....got a chili recipe that calls for some fig jam. Gas.

Squeaky said...

Michael Kim (a) is sporting a belt buckle with 69 on it. I'm rooting for him.

zman said...

Why is Fowler rocking a TB Bucs throwback uni?

zman said...

Michael Kim's caddy has more swagger than all of the competitors combined.

zman said...

Webb Simpson's wife is named Dowd. WASPs are funny sometimes.

Shlara said...

I like the octopus pants.
Johnny Miller and Nantz are already annoying me.
Phil has to shake off that hole 1 putt or its going to be a long afternoon

Mr KQ said...

Stick's having a bit of a goatfuck.

Mr KQ said...

Stick/Strick whatever it takes.

Mark said...

I forgot the Confederations Cup was also on today. Just an obscene amount of interesting sporting events going on today.

rob said...

in phil's defense, most of us would make 5 on that hole, too

Danimal said...

Drinkn a bacon bloody mary at a beach bar w my wife watchn the gawff...

rob said...

my daughter just asked if rickie fowler was on work release

rob said...

in phil's defense, none of us has a prayer of hitting that approach at 4. jeez.

Danimal said...

Posted a pic of that bacon bloody on the twitter.
Donald is a hack.
Dufner could back into this thing.

Mr KQ said...

Played Merion (and Pine Valley) 2 years ago with some Irish rugby lads over from Royal County Down. Pretty special. Got sfaced in the Trophy Room. HBO - humble brag over.

rob said...

glad you edited out the naughty words

Danimal said...

And a good hb it was...nice job on throwin the pine valley play into the mix when totally irrelevant.i would have done the same. Well done.

rob said...

danimal, that bloody looks awful. can you order one delivered to me?

Mr KQ said...

Didn't want to be ridiculous and mention we stayed at PV and got to play it twice. As well as the par 3 which mirrors all the full holes.

Shlara said...

The course is killing everyone today
Except Hunter and his redic mustache

Danimal said...

Yeah...somewhat familiar with the pv. A memory for ya.
Mahan and his stylist need to have a come ta jesus meeting.
This open is a shit show (or goat fuck) like no other! I lub it! Rose is my latest prediction.

T.J. said...

"I lub it!"

Nice work, danimal

Mark said...

Florida's starting MLB was arrested last night for punching a bouncer. I'm totally okay with this.

Mr KQ said...

Figured you were, was talking to Rob! Day my current pick.

Danimal said...

Those shoes that Rose is wearing...I sent the same ones to my dad for Fathers Day (he is 76)

rob said...

routine bogey for jason day

Danimal said...

I am def the only person in this beach bar that has to work tomorrow.

rob said...

if you're not following dan jenkins (@danjenkinsgd) on twitter, you're doing it wrong

rob said...

still a chance, hmmm, billy? hmmm?

rob said...

holy shit, phil

Shlara said...

LEFTY!!!

Mr KQ said...

He really needs to work on his jump

Marls said...

Johnny Miller is trying to find a way to shit on Phil's eagle.

Mark said...
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Mark said...

He's got a job to do, Marls. Phil's eagle isn't just going to shit on itself.

Marls said...

True dat.

Donna said...

Before Phil's eagle I was predicting whoever wins will do so at +3. Guess we'll see.
Btw...in case you missed it- tortugas was fantastic!! Fish tacos for me and husband had special - grilled tuna...all amazing! Thanks

Shlara said...

I'm torn as this gets down to the wire...KQ and I have Rose in our pool but I really want to see Phil win

Mr KQ said...

Bell's Two Hearted never disappoints.

Marls said...

Jimmy Roberts doing an exposé on Nick Faldo's caddy? Must see TV!

rob said...

the british guy put on rain paints? sissy.

Shlara said...

Someone needs to do something about Johnny Miller and the d-bags that yell "get in the hole"

Marls said...

Is phil going to hit driver on 15?!?

Marls said...

Strong 2, but still ballsy.

zman said...

I've been playing tennis regularly with a guy who, I just learned, is a marketing VP for the Nets. I'm going to make this Brooklyn Ballers/Swagger/Hustle thing happen, you wait and see.

rob said...

worthy champion, for sure. rainsuit thing notwithstanding.

Mr KQ said...

Well done and well said Rosie.

Danimal said...

Happy Birthday Phil! He will be the story next year at Pinehurst...losing to Payne, wife about to pop, bridesmaid 6 times... Yada Yada...
Danimal will be there for the week. Who's with me? (That isn't an invite)

Mark said...

Jay-Z just debuted a commercial and outshined a great NBA Finals game. Like him or not, you can't deny how savvy he is.

zman said...

Outshined as in lookin California but feelin Minnesota?

Mark said...

Well played, Z. Well played.