I did not use public funds to hide my illegitimate son from the public, I only used them to hide him from my now deceased wife ... oh wait, that wasn't me.
Yeah, I'm a schmuck, but I sort of look like John Stewart from this angle . . . a slightly older John Stewart . . . but I could definitely pass . . . so who knows who the guy is in those photographs.
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"Gone With The Weiner"
Hey, at least I'm not sleeping with my brother's wife. http://bit.ly/mgR23o
"You guys see how bad the U.S. economy is doing? Right, you only care about my dong pics."
Erections Have Consequences
I did not use public funds to hide my illegitimate son from the public, I only used them to hide him from my now deceased wife ... oh wait, that wasn't me.
"So, you guys hear Tiger isn't playing in the U.S. Open?"
Speaking of hush money, the real winner in Weinergate is John Edwards.
"Yes, I heard about it"
For every Weiner there must be a loser.
Yeah, I'm a schmuck, but I sort of look like John Stewart from this angle . . . a slightly older John Stewart . . . but I could definitely pass . . . so who knows who the guy is in those photographs.
i think geoff's first comment wins.
and dave, while i'm quite sure the rest of the free world knows this, weiner and jon stewart used to be roommates. for reals.
i'm not of the free world. did not know. danimal stupid is. theriously?
deadly
USA-Canada on Fox Soccer Tonight at 7:30.
That's both my friendly reminder and my suggested caption.
I got yer ethics probe right here.
usa/canada, sox/yanks, nba finals this evening. may need to convince my wife to start having that affair so i can watch in peace.
the fat kid from 'dazed and confused' plays keeper for canada? who knew?
altidorrrrrrrrrrrre!
clint dempsey, badass
Heat in 5.
When did we decide the MLB draft was an "event"?
Heat in 5.
Made a bet w buckles in the fall that the heat would win w/in 2 yrs. He took bet but this is one of those where I wont mind losing.
Happy Birthday to our founding father, DJ Robbie Rob.
I was going to tweet @batogato a photo of schvance in boxer briefs, but instead I will just wish him a happy brithday here.
rob - may your birthday be filled with lots of green grass and some nice nuts
That should have been "my schvance" however, if Rob preferrs I can see if I can find another dong shot of his choosing.
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