Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Today's NY Daily News Front Page Headline Could Be the Title of My Autobiography

Looks like Weiner lost the schmuckoff.


Got a better caption?

27 comments:

T.J. said...

"Gone With The Weiner"

jerome said...

Hey, at least I'm not sleeping with my brother's wife. http://bit.ly/mgR23o

T.J. said...

"You guys see how bad the U.S. economy is doing? Right, you only care about my dong pics."

Geoff said...

Erections Have Consequences

zman said...

I did not use public funds to hide my illegitimate son from the public, I only used them to hide him from my now deceased wife ... oh wait, that wasn't me.

T.J. said...

"So, you guys hear Tiger isn't playing in the U.S. Open?"

Geoff said...

Speaking of hush money, the real winner in Weinergate is John Edwards.

Danimal said...

"Yes, I heard about it"

zman said...

For every Weiner there must be a loser.

Dave said...

Yeah, I'm a schmuck, but I sort of look like John Stewart from this angle . . . a slightly older John Stewart . . . but I could definitely pass . . . so who knows who the guy is in those photographs.

rob said...

i think geoff's first comment wins.

and dave, while i'm quite sure the rest of the free world knows this, weiner and jon stewart used to be roommates. for reals.

Danimal said...

i'm not of the free world. did not know. danimal stupid is. theriously?

rob said...

deadly

Jerry said...

USA-Canada on Fox Soccer Tonight at 7:30.

That's both my friendly reminder and my suggested caption.

zman said...

I got yer ethics probe right here.

rob said...

usa/canada, sox/yanks, nba finals this evening. may need to convince my wife to start having that affair so i can watch in peace.

rob said...

the fat kid from 'dazed and confused' plays keeper for canada? who knew?

rob said...

altidorrrrrrrrrrrre!

rob said...

clint dempsey, badass

TR said...

Heat in 5.

TR said...

When did we decide the MLB draft was an "event"?

TR said...

Heat in 5.

Danimal said...

Made a bet w buckles in the fall that the heat would win w/in 2 yrs. He took bet but this is one of those where I wont mind losing.

Whitney said...

Happy Birthday to our founding father, DJ Robbie Rob.

Marls said...

I was going to tweet @batogato a photo of schvance in boxer briefs, but instead I will just wish him a happy brithday here.

Danimal said...

rob - may your birthday be filled with lots of green grass and some nice nuts

Marls said...

That should have been "my schvance" however, if Rob preferrs I can see if I can find another dong shot of his choosing.