Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Four Out Of Five Diners Prefer The Poop Burger To The Turd Sandwich

I can't actually speak to the validity of that statement, but before I ramble on too much and bury the lede, yeah, some jackalope created a poop burger. And how do I know it's specifically a poop burger? Because he was kind enough to label the plastic bag the "meat" resides in with a "shit burger" label. Thanks for the heads up, Dr. Nakatomi.

And, because I just can't resist a good clip, your requisite Turd Sandwich item:

18 comments:

zman said...

With content like this Grantland ain't got shit on us.

T.J. said...

We're leaving them in our skid marks.

zman said...

How do you pronounce the "Bismack" in Bismack Biyombo? Is it the Bostonian pronunciation of Bismarck (i.e., Biz-maak) or is it like being smacked two times (i.e., bi-smack)?

Either way, it's depressing that someone born after I graduated from high school is about to be drafted in the NBA.

Danimal said...

after eating, you will likely have to....wait for it......take a sandwich.

Igor said...

So one cool thing about the Phish tour: every ticket has a redeemable code on it, and when you go to livephish.com after the show, you can download the individual tunes on mp3 via the code. They were available by the morning after the concert. Technology is cool.

Danimal said...

Phish is the sandwich.

T.J. said...

Dave, you don't know sandwich.

T.J. said...

I stole this one from a co-worker:

Soylent Green: It's Poople

rob said...

zman, i prefer to pronounce it as the hybrid of a great rapper and a less great daddy: biz-mack.

on the other hand, i'm generally full of sandwich.

Dave said...

t.j. i refused to watch this video-- since i saw "trainspotting," i 've sworn off scatological humor. too gross.

the end of the school year had me too busy to keep up on here: mark, you have way too many shoes, considering they all looked like sneakers to me. throw some of those in a bin and let some poor guy in india wear them.

Dave said...

and when do i take "the wheelhouse" off my blog roll?

zman said...

Bobby Konders' take on "Mack Daddy" is orders of magnitude better than Kris Kross' take on the subject.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkzWCbQ4og&feature=related

Danimal said...

who is in charge up there of getting ND/MD tickets (Nov 12th - FedEx)....Please advise.

Dave said...

can you guys/girls think of any movies where a guy has a mid-life crisis?

zman said...

American beauty.

T.J. said...

Stripes.

T.J. said...

Falling Down.

T.J. said...

danimal, those tickets have been sold out for weeks, perhaps months. StubHub time for you.