Friday, June 05, 2009

A Cautionary Tale

Be careful out there this weekend, my friends.

Posted by rob at 8:32 AM

53 comments:

  1. zman11:19 AM, June 05, 2009

    I think this happened to Shem one time.

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  2. rob1:27 PM, June 05, 2009

    federer down 2 sets to 1. anyone care?

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  3. zman1:50 PM, June 05, 2009

    Yes. I'd like to see Federer get the career slam. He won the fourth 6-1.

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  4. rob1:52 PM, June 05, 2009

    zoltan always did like the swiss. he's into cheese, chocolate, and impartiality.

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  5. TR1:52 PM, June 05, 2009

    Funny to see the tennis comments. I was gonna post about Roger going to set 5.

    I have very little interest in much of tennis, but fifth sets of major matches are about as good as sports gets (especially when there are sweaty 18-22 year-old women involved).

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  6. TR1:58 PM, June 05, 2009

    Now that you think about it, a lot of things are better when there are sweaty 18-22 year-old women involved...

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  7. zman2:12 PM, June 05, 2009

    Federer is a likable guy and a gifted athlete. He works hard and constantly strives to win. Unlike Agassi, who disgusted me with his laziness. I was not pleased when he got the career slam. Imagine if he actually gave a shit during the first half of his career?

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  8. zman2:14 PM, June 05, 2009

    I'm also into over-engineered watches and pocketknives.

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  9. zman2:15 PM, June 05, 2009

    And as much as I like sweaty young women, I don't know of a women's tournament that plays five set matches.

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  10. Mark2:19 PM, June 05, 2009

    Don't rain on TR's parade. He's happy in his little fantasy world.

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  11. T.J.2:36 PM, June 05, 2009

    Remind me not to read the gtb comments when watching the matches during my extended lunch break...tape delay, she is a bitch.

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  12. TR2:38 PM, June 05, 2009

    The Sweaty Lady Invitational, which, as Mark noted, plays solely inside my head on rainy Fridays, has 5 set matches. And post-tennis frolicking in the ladies' locker room.

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  13. rob2:42 PM, June 05, 2009

    hey teej, wanna know what happens?

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  14. T.J.2:47 PM, June 05, 2009

    Well, I heard Bruce Willis is actually dead, so I guess the kid wasn't totally full of shit the whole movie.

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  15. zman2:50 PM, June 05, 2009

    Two sets worth of frolicking may be worthwhile with certain sweaty ladies, but not others. I would not enjoy going two sets after the finals of this year's French Open in light of the finalists.

    I once was about 6 to 9 feet away from Maria Sharipova. I would enjoy 5-set frolick with her.

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  16. rob2:51 PM, June 05, 2009

    i like how zoltan used the russian accent in his last sentence. nice touch.

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  17. T.J.3:08 PM, June 05, 2009

    Zoltan will splash the pot whenever the fuck he pleases...

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  18. TR3:16 PM, June 05, 2009

    Who has bigger balls: Zoltan or Hana Mandlikova?

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  19. zman4:01 PM, June 05, 2009

    Vee make big trouble for Moose and Squirrel.

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  20. Mark10:16 PM, June 05, 2009

    Ya know..."Showdown" by Electic Light Orchestra is pretty fucking underrated.

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  21. rob11:00 PM, June 05, 2009

    just watched 'casino royale'. first time i've seen daniel craig as 007. when was bond simultaneously such a badass and a pussy?

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  22. mayhugh9:47 AM, June 06, 2009

    Mark - agreed on Showdown. With the exception of its appearance during the Woody Harrelson-Bill Murray match in Kingpin, it's a really underutilized song .

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  23. zman12:37 PM, June 06, 2009

    Who has bigger thighs: TR or Svetlana Kuznetsova?

    http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8499/64cef6ff52741994841ad47qp4.jpg

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  24. zman12:39 PM, June 06, 2009

    I continue to suck.

    http://tinyurl.com/py9ybd

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  25. rob6:05 PM, June 06, 2009

    top 100 hard rock songs of all time on vh1 right now at #60 ('18 and life'). what's #1, 'back in black', 'welcome to the jungle', 'enter sandman'?

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  26. rob8:15 PM, June 06, 2009

    alexi lalas is a little bit of a dick.

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  27. rob8:35 PM, June 06, 2009

    swell start for the u.s.

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  28. rob8:53 PM, June 06, 2009

    enter sandman is 5, back in black 2. i'm so excited about #1.

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  29. rob8:56 PM, June 06, 2009

    welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games. i can't really argue with that.

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  30. T.J.9:38 PM, June 06, 2009

    The Honduran unis: prison chic or god awful?

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  31. T.J.9:39 PM, June 06, 2009

    So no one told the Pens they had a game tonight?

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  32. rob9:48 PM, June 06, 2009

    god awful, unquestionably. reggie white would have a few things to say about latin american fashion sense.

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  33. rob9:56 PM, June 06, 2009

    courageous goal, that. bocanegra nearly took a boot to the head.

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  34. T.J.1:51 PM, June 07, 2009

    Nice top of the first so far for the Nats...

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  35. T.J.1:55 PM, June 07, 2009

    Is that David Wells I hear in the TBS booth?

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  36. Jerry2:17 PM, June 07, 2009

    Rob Dibble is on a 10 minute rant against the draft, prospects, and young players. And not just in baseball. All sports. Finally, after hundreds of words of nonsense, we get to the crux of it - nobody rated Rob Dibble as a good prospect.

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  37. T.J.2:19 PM, June 07, 2009

    Dibble also let us know Mike Lowell is bigger than he thought, and told a "story" about Adam Dunn eating two cheeseburgers while discussing politics with him.

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  38. T.J.2:23 PM, June 07, 2009

    And Dice-K looks like he wants to throw about 140 pitches in 5 or less innings today...

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  39. Jerry2:26 PM, June 07, 2009

    I'm actually rooting for the Mets to get out quickly in hopes that a commercial will break up this rant, although I'm pretty sure that he's kept the momentum going through one commercial break already.

    I don't know how you watch Nats games. These guys are brutal.

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  40. T.J.2:29 PM, June 07, 2009

    I make sure to flip by at least a couple of times a game just to hear the stoopid shit that comes out of Dibble's mouth. Carpenter is awful too of course...but seriously, the Hawk Harrelson White Sox broadcasts are actually worse. Hard to believe, but 100 percent true.

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  41. rob2:29 PM, June 07, 2009

    i didn't think it possible, but dice-k is harder to watch than wakefield. that's quite a feat.

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  42. T.J.2:33 PM, June 07, 2009

    Nick Johnson has already played 16 more games this year than last...durable that guy.

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  43. T.J.2:35 PM, June 07, 2009

    We're a Red Sox big inning away from douchebag Vincente Padilla drilling a guy in the head.

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  44. rob3:47 PM, June 07, 2009

    quite a final 9 shaping up in jack's tournament. think i can convince my kids that the sprinkler is no longer fun?

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  45. T.J.5:59 PM, June 07, 2009

    This Cubs/Reds game might never end.

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  46. T.J.6:01 PM, June 07, 2009

    Alfonso Soriano disagrees with me.

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  47. rob8:24 PM, June 07, 2009

    i guess we're not supposed to be shocked by tiger any more, but good gracious.

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  48. rob8:46 PM, June 07, 2009

    lamar odom, that was just mean. poor jj redick.

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  49. rob8:51 PM, June 07, 2009

    iran/north korea world cup qualifier on fox soccer channel. in case you want some axis of evil to balance your kobe fix.

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  50. rob8:55 PM, June 07, 2009

    redick may as well be a traffic cone for all the attention he's getting from his teammates on the floor.

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  51. rob9:00 PM, June 07, 2009

    really feels like the lakers can run away with this whenever they feel like it.

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  52. Mark1:57 PM, June 08, 2009

    Well...you nailed it rob. The Lakers could run away with last night's game whenever they wanted. They just didn't feel like it until the last two minutes of OT.

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  53. rob2:37 PM, June 08, 2009

    indeed. i believe david stern had something to do with it.

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