Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Positively Patriotic

Three words:

America. Fuck Yeah.

27 comments:

TR said...

I love those three words. I say them often, and with great relish.

TJ said...

I say them quite a bit too, but with ketchup only.

TJ said...

Wow, the Pirates might be dumber than the Nats...Nyjer Morgan for Lastings Milledge?

And the Buccos also traded Hinske to los Jankees?

Who the fuck is the Pirates GM?

TR said...

Hinske comes from Toronto, you hoser.

TJ said...

Oh really?

You want to do some google work and get back to me?

zoltan said...

If the OBFT mustache competition gains traction, I'm in.

Jerry said...

Momentum building....

zoltan said...

Just say the word and I'll stop shaving today.

Jerry said...

Start mustering up a beard or goatee.

I've been pushing this idea for years and we're actually going to do it this time. I'd like the entire bar at Tortuga's to be all mustache-guys, but 1 side is probably a more reasonable goal.

Now we just need one more guy. Or we need Whitney to support it, in which case everybody will do it.

rob said...

i am currently growing a beard as a result of a groundball-related facial laceration. i'm in.

rob said...

surprise, cockfags

Whitney said...

Is a crappy 2-week mustache worth doing? And I look like something of a pedophile when I have just a mustache.

rob said...

jerry, ruling?

rob said...

also, for the record, i'd really like to see teejay with some facial hair.

TJ said...

In honor of Michael Jackson, I will grow my molestache.

Whitney said...

Who can tell me the current name of the Florida Marlins' stadium?

(Subject to change, as they rename it every month or so.)

Shlara said...

um, anyone else see this today?


http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4297122&categoryid=2378529

Shlara said...

It's on the ESPN home page tonight; the top video clip.

Whitney said...

Based on those clips, Colonel Ebirt was a Psi U, yes?

Whitney said...

George Washington will be pleased to know that, according to ESPN, he went to William & Mary along with Tommy Jefferson.

And Lou Holtz never fails to entertain. Love that guy.

Jerry said...

I believe it's called Landshark Stadium.

And this is going to be the best mustache ride of our lives.

zoltan said...

A crappy 2-week mustache is totally worth doing. A bunch of half-assed mustaches will provide fodder for hours of humiliating comments.

Whitney said...

Jerry's right. LandShark Stadium. According to Wikipedia...

"(previously known as Joe Robbie Stadium, Pro Player Park, Pro Player Stadium, Dolphins Stadium, and Dolphin Stadium)"

Kinda makes Fenway and Wrigley seem like slackers.

Whitney said...

All right, I'm game for the mustache antics. Mine is going to look terrrible. I think I will do the stubble goatee for 2 weeks and then 'stache it up. Maybe Fu Manchu style just so Dare County's finest don't pick me up for suspected molestation.

Jer, next year remind us earlier?

Whitney said...

Do we think Rob went to bed before the end of the Orioles/Red Sox game?

TJ said...

Up 10-1 in the 7th? I would bet he did.

rob said...

unfortunately for both me and my wife, i stayed up long enough to see the sox' pen implode. i did turn off the television in disgust after 8 innings. that was a humdinger.