Saturday, January 26, 2008

G:TB Insider's Look: The Redskins Hire a Coach

Gheorghe: The Blog has been proud to bring you cutting edge news, insight and poor-quality YouTubes for going on five years now. Today, we give you heretofore unseen video access to the Washington Redskins' current interviewing process as they look for the next victim of the Curse of Daniel-san Snyder. Watch the brilliance in action and thank us later.


Honestly, I'd rather have the good Inspector running this ship now. The look on Jarvis's face throughout the scene is the same pained look we Skins fans will be sporting for the next few years. And beyond.

23 comments:

T.J. said...

Williams and Saunders were just canned.

Whitney said...

It's almost as if Danny Snyder has no idea how this process works and what the hell he was approved into NFL ownership to do.

Oh, wait.

Whitney said...

Well, the Tribewagon (or the Fighting Wrenflock) came to a screeching halt last night against the Big Blue Beast. The game was on the telly down here on the southside, and all I can say is that the Tribe had their chances. Up one at half, a tremendous game by Laimis "Basketballus" Kisielius, sweet moves by Danny "Sting" Sumner, and a barrage of threes . . . and yet ODU pulled away steadily in the 2nd half. 72-59.

Awesome that the Wrens are hitting their three-pointers with regularity, but they came to utterly rely on them last night. That's gonna happen without a massive inside presence, but there wasn't much of an offensive game plan down the stretch, at least beyond finding the arc and chucking it up.

Big game at the stumbling Dukes' place on Wednesday. Stay tuned.

rob said...

missed a chance to move into solo second in the conference last night. the fact that we can say that 9 games into the league schedule is, dare i understate it, progress.

Whitney said...

The fact that I consumed five beer bongs of Natty Light last night and made it to church this morning . . . well, that's just silly.

rob said...

each half of that sentence stands independently in its own universe of silliness. together, a veritable tsunami.

T.J. said...

Is Colt Brennan anorexic? He weighed in at the Senior Bowl at 185.

Mark said...

i'm not sure if he's anorexic, but he's probably suicidal at this point. His stock is plummeting. I think he's definitely going 2nd day now.

T.J. said...

Gheorghe is a big fan of Bambale Osby.

rob said...

that's a fact.

rob said...

is there a colder motherfucker in the world of cinema than marlo? he's like belichick with better dialogue.

Mark said...

He dresses better too. Rest in peace Prop Joe (pours out liquor).

Greg said...

Dammit. You ruined it for me. You ruiner.

rob said...

the way it happens is worth watching, greg. didn't see that coming at all.

Greg said...

yeah, but now I'll know to be surprised. And I won't be. And that's the opposite effect the writers and producers originally intended. And that destroys their work of art. Why do you hate art so much that you have to destroy it?

T.J. said...

I understand Peter Angelos is a meddlesome fuck, and doesn't want to lose the best asset his team has, but just approve the Bedard trade you fucking geezer. Your team is so far from ever contending you might as well blow it all up.

rob said...

greg,

it's all a dream sequence. prop joe is fine. in fact, he's now chief of police, what with burrell turning heel in the final scene and mcnulty and bunk getting caught in that three-way with carcetti.

Greg said...

Okay, good. Now I feel better.

T.J. said...

OK, I'll say it - those College Gameday ads, where Rece and Jay and Digger are freakish heads popping off people, well, they're just plain creepy.

T.J. said...

Chris Webber rejoining Don Nelson in Golden State? Really...this is gonna work?

rob said...

bilas actually said the same thing about the commercials last night - said his wife thinks they're creepy and he agrees.

rob said...

litos is projecting albany @ w&m as a bracketbusters matchup. teejay will be torn.

Mark said...

Greg,

I'm sorry. I come from a long line of ruiners.