Let's be honest, everyone knows he lied about the corked bat incident. Everyone knows he lied about steroid abuse. Everyone knows he lied about sneezing so hard he needed to go on the DL. Until yesterday morning around 9:00 A.M., Dennis was part of that vast majority on all three counts. No more. He is a believer now. After rolling out of bed to get ready for the noon Golf Tournament at St. Andrews AFB (Yes, I known, these hours!! It's the King - he's repressing us all!), your humble author let out a pollen-infested blast nearly knocking him to the floor. It's still unclear how the little man with the knife got into the bedroom, but there he was, standing at attention, stabbing poor Dennis in the back the very moment the sneeze erupted.
There's no way that bat was corked on purpose. Sammy said so.
Ouch. Leaning over to type hurts very much.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
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Just because Sammy plays 40 miles away doesn't mean he should ever be mentioned in this space...ever.
I think Ozzie Guillen best sums up my feelings for Sammy Sosa:
"He's a piece of [bleep]," Guillen told reporters late last week. "He's another Venezuelan [bleep]. [Bleep] him. He thinks he's got an enemy? No, he's got a big one. He knows I can [bleep] him over in a lot of different ways. He better shut the [bleep] up and just play for the Detroit Tigers."
My God. Did Magglio sleep with Ozzie's wife or something?
Which meeting would you rather be a fly on the wall for:
Kobe/Phil
or
Bono/Bill Gates?
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