Wednesday, April 13, 2005

0 for 4, donkey!

Dear Mr. Ichiro,

We regret to inform you that you are not, in fact, Joe DiMaggio. The greater American baseball media community will be posting letters of apology to the public in the near future for misleading them and misrepresenting you.

Warmest Regards,
Dennis.

2 comments:

rob said...

TJ - how about exerting some editorial control, huh?

T.J. said...

This Dennis guy is out of control.