Face-swapping apps are all the rage in our school right now, and most of the combinations are surreal and hideous.
Except for one.
And Zman, this ain't no humblebrag . . . this is full-on bragging. When you combine my face with my colleague (and podcasting partner) Stacey's hair and head, you get Brad Pitt.
The only person who doesn't buy this wholeheartedly is my wife, who apparently isn't onboard about celebrating all things Dave. I think she's just jealous, and doesn't want to admit that if I had long chestnut colored hair and a slightly longer skull, most of the available women on the planet would be vying for my undivided attention. She's probably also aware that my self-esteem is already high enough, and doesn't need further elevation.
Anyway, if you don't see it, that's your problem, and I don't want to hear about it on my birthday. What I would like you to do on this very special day of celebration is give The Test a listen, subscribe on iTunes and give us a good rating. Thanks!
And I'm growing my hair out. I think by OBFT XXV, I might look hot.