We don't have many traditions here (though I know how eagerly you're all anticipating the Twelve Days of Gheorghemas), but our sort of annual (this is the third time we've done it) Thanksgiving tribute to humanity is one of them.
Do enjoy, and may you and yours continue to have a cornucopia of reasons to be thankful.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
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Headn over to defend my title in the jogging stroller division at local turkey trot. Kind of a big deal.
ReplyDeletewe expect so much of lebron that he's kinda lost the capacity to amaze us, but he's shooting 60% from the floor this season. 60%. that's absurd.
ReplyDeleteOral history of the WKRP turkey drop episode http://classictvhistory.wordpress.com/2012/11/21/turkeys-away-an-oral-history/
ReplyDeletemark, awesome, thank you
ReplyDeleteand rob, #blessed
mark, indeed, awesome.
ReplyDeleteTook the bird out of the fridge, plied bacon twixt the skin and breast, and put the thermometer in place. Once we're up to room temp it's time to fire up the oven and apply the rub.
ReplyDelete#drippyfatbastard
Greetings from Whale's Vagina.
ReplyDeleteToday I'm thankful for lots of stuff:
-the fact that I don't live in SoCal
-Shark attacks at Tortuga's
-turkey stuffing made with sausage
-my wife and family
-Dr. Johnny Fever
Also on this list is G:TB. Thanks to all of you for making life that much more enjoyable.
May your turkey be moist, the scotch be 18 years old, your sweatpants be loose, and the leftovers be plentiful.
Not intentionally trying to be a tough guy, but I just started hitting the wine at 69 minutes past noon. Clicks.
ReplyDeleteToughness just comes naturally TR. Toughness and body hair.
ReplyDelete1 bloody and 1 bourbon milk down. The buzz is stronger than I'd like with this many hours left in the day not to mention the turkey carving thing.
ReplyDeleteThankful for my wife who felt compelled to put Xmas lights up yesterday and a mom-in-law who gives us some semblance of sanity (SOS) including today's 3 hours of entertaining the 2 oldest at her place.
ReplyDeleteMy in-laws arrived 1.5 hours early.
ReplyDeletecelebratory champagne popped
ReplyDelete/makes it rain
Ron's not making many twitter friends with his declaration of disdain for pumpkin pie.
ReplyDeletezinlaws
ReplyDeletei also hate pumpkin pie
ReplyDeletebut then again, i eat like a child...so, rob, what is ur excuse?
ReplyDeleteWhen TJ Lang is hurt does the teej feel pain?
ReplyDeleteit tastes like shit. that's my excuse. i love food of all kinds. i dig most types of squash. just don't dig on the pumpkin. pumpkin beer, too, is an abomination.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree. In fact, I have NEVER bitten into a piece of pumpkin pie nor will I. I've eaten all sorts of crazy shit but that is off limits.
ReplyDeletezinlaws brought bagels. In honor of all the Jewish pilgrims?
ReplyDeletePumpkin spice?
ReplyDeletewho is tj lang?
ReplyDeletei feel pain when k.d. lang feels pain
ReplyDeleteWho is tony lucca?
ReplyDeleterob, will you be live blogging our trip to the howard/w&m game on saturday?
ReplyDeleteCousins Sol and Irving Bradford were written out by that anti-Semite William.
ReplyDeleteGheroghies--happy turkey day.
ReplyDeleteI'm in a bit of a panic today--attempted to take my timed, take-home ethics exam on the old MacBookPro. Two mins in, the computer froze and I was forced to restart...therefore shutting myself out of the test completely. Going to stress eat with some turkey & stuffing.
Shlara, we have booze and food. Come on over.
ReplyDeleteWhen I went to Tallahassee this summer I introduced my brother in law to Fat Tire. I've been informed that its his new favorite beer. I'm out here doing the Lord's work.
ReplyDeleteShlara - welcome to the modern education experience! My first day of law school threw me for a loop when everyone started taking note ... on laptops. I thought someone threw a box of tic tacs on the floor.
ReplyDeleteMy grammy's pumpkin pie was the shit. If only you all were lucky enough to taste her pie.
ReplyDeleteAlso love Fat Tire. Won a Fat Tire shirt in an Aspen après ski open mike event and have been a fan ever since.
I tasted that pie TR.
ReplyDeleteGlad I took the cowboys in a 2 game parlay.
We'll played Danimal. Thought I'd leave that one out there to see who couldn't resist
ReplyDeleteI just beat everyone else to it....they can and should respond as if I had not. But I do miss her.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the taste of your granny's brownie. I am so bloated.
ReplyDeleteWho is this little girl and why is she ripping off Terror Fabulous?
ReplyDeleteOr was that Buju Banton?
ReplyDeleteIf we're gonna rank jailbait pop tards, there's 18 y/o Jessica Simpson and everybody else far below. Like Doc Gooden, she brought her best heat for a short period in her late teens.
ReplyDeleteWe had 15 desserts on the table at my Mom's house. Danimal saw the picture in twitter. I'm so fat right now.
ReplyDeleteI can't name a single Jessica Simpson song bu like TR I greatly appreciate her early work.
ReplyDeleteWhite wine > red wine > Irish coffee > scotch.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're bloated, scotch gets it done. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking some up.
Sipping on Crown XR. Delicious.
ReplyDeleteMalachai sold out for a Sears commercial?!
ReplyDeleteHot Egg Bowl action on ESPN. Get some!
ReplyDeleteI just confirmed it with a second piece of pumpkin pie. Rob is an idiot.
ReplyDeletewright thompson is just killing mississippi state's uniforms on twitter. justifiably, as they're as disgusting as pumpkin pie. a sampling:
ReplyDeleteImagine if Alabama's uniforms were designed by the lineup of a Reno whorehouse. Those are State's uniforms.
State bought these uniforms in Panama City.
mike tomlin just pulled off a subtler jason kidd.
ReplyDeleteMississippi State's uniforms just missed a game winning FG.
ReplyDeleteShockey Brown sounds like the result of an unfortunate romantic interlude not a cornerback.
ReplyDeleteMississippi State beats their archival. Gets bowl eligible. And gets to .500. They do it at home. In OT. Greatest night ever?
ReplyDeleteLeveon Bell's injury is awful. Even with a helmet he would be unconscious.
ReplyDeletejust realized my tribe hoops plans interfere with my iron bowl watching plans. hope my portable internet thingy works.
ReplyDeleteutep's win over tennessee denies us a chance for a usc/utep matchup at the battle 4 atlantis. that's a shame.
ReplyDeleteAll 139 episodes (110.5 hours) of MacGyver are available as a boxed set for only $139.98. Christmas y'all!
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