I've been following the Rob Ford story (seriously, go read the 'substance abuse incidents' section of his Wikipedia entry - in separate incidents since 1999 he cops to abusing alcohol, cocaine, marijuana, and crack cocaine, all while serving as a city councillor and then mayor.) for several months. But by the time I finally got around to putting keyboard to blog editing app and post about it, the corpulent Toronto mayor's crack-smoking, binge-drinking, opponent-bullying, favor-seeking, interest-conflicting goofwhackery had crossed into the mainstream.
To make up for my failure to alert you to this story, here's a picture that combines Rob Ford with football. Enjoy.