hope you guys caught the recent sports illy article on the okc thunder. i was already predisposed to like them because of kevin durant, but now i've developed a little bit of a mancrush.
Just read that article a couple days ago. Love Durant. Love him.
For the first time in 5 years, I have absolutely no idea what to expect from the Florida football team. Except for crappy uniforms (Nike Pro Combat today...ugh). I'm impossibly nervous for this game.
Meanwhile, Miami won't die and Tennessee-South Carolina is way more entertaining than it has any right to be.
On the way home from lunhc, I suggested to the future wife that we stop at one of our local watering holes for a beer and a shot in honor of the cocktail party. She immediately and heartily agreed (love that lady). Whilst sitting outside enjoying our beverages, our bartender (a girl we know both as bartender and a local) went inside and was inside for an abnormal amount of time. When she reappeared, she came back to speak to us. She had a copious amount of coke showing inside her right nostril. Future wife spotted it before I did and pointed it out to me. Pretty awesome when you're doing blow at work at 3 in the afternoon. I feel much better about my day drinking now.
am okay now. sitting down. drinking a strongbow. yes, a cider. you got a problem with that? the teej - there must be 8-9,000 people at that rally, easily. wow - miami lost to uva. that's really sad.
The old "we're much bigger than them" drive from UNC. An unfortunate staple of the 1-A matchups. We're going to need at least one more break to win this one.
Urban Meyer not afraid to do some Tracy Wolfson touching in the post-game interview on the field. Can't blame him. I would touch her in a number of ways.
Urban is going to have hot sex with Wolfson in the middle of the (former) Gator football. And I don't blame him. She's hot and that was a terribly stressful win. I'll take it.
I know it's probably not on anybody's radar at the moment, but Knicks-Blazers is about to tip off. Home opener for the Knicks. Amare is loving the spotlight and took the mic to thank the crowd.
And they just trotted out Michael Buffer in a tux to say "it's time to turn the chapter to a new page." Add a little "Right Now" from Van Hagar and I'm officially invested.
Buffer has had some work done. But he's not afraid to yell "Let's get ready for roundball!" Awful and awesome all at once. The real question is when we'll get our shot of Matthew Modine in the stands.
10 coincidentally, am sitting here reading articles on that. awful. and depressing already. swarbrick the a.d. was actually at the practice too. i hope i'm wrong but i don't think b.k. getting canned is likely. but if steam does pick up, swarbrick's presence at the practice might be his life jacket.
It's totally cool Rob. I do it every night before I go to bed. In lieu of prayers.
Coincidentally, I don't feel like drinking either. I'm going to though. It's the only way my nerves can recover after this game. Liquor is on the menu. Beer ain't cutting it any more. Unbelievable us an overused word these days but that game was pretty close to it. I am positively fried and guaranteed to be drunk at the Halloween street party I'm heading to in a bit (going as John McLain from Die Hard).
One last thing, Janoris Jenkins is fan-fucking-tastic.
I missed the first half of Florida-UGA, but feel like I got my money's worth in the last 30+ minutes.
It's too early (and unfair to some teams to say this), but I'm totally fine with watching Auburn and Oregon go at it in the BCS Championship. Sorry to Boise, Utah and TCU.
the overhead they just showed of traffic heading into l.a. looked like traffic heading out of d.c., towards dewey, on the friday of memorial day. on a saturday night at 6:00, , , i like commas,
In the old John Elway's QB Nintendo game, you could call a reverse (I think) and the WR was so fast he could outrun the defense so bad you could literally circle them.
Hoegaarden is great...but not when you spill it on a book your son's pre-school teacher loaned you. No way this book won't stink of Belgian beer now. The wife is less than excited at this turn of events.
tr, i'm not kidding, either. i read all the books once by myself, then with my oldest daughter. we're halfway through the deathly hallows - our rule is we have to finish a book before she can see the movie.
I am fired up to do shit like read Harry Potter and Lion, Witch & Wardrobe with my kids when they're older. I have a buddy who blew through the Star Wars flicks with his 7 year-old kids recently. He loved getting into it again through their eyes.
Last Hoegaarden soldier down after bleeding on Corduroy Lost and Found. Hello Johnny Walker, glad you could join us.
well, i wrongly predicted a couple of weeks ago that oregon would lose one...i think i was wrong. saw 'em play at asu and they just didn't look good - they won by 11 or 12 and asu had 7 turnovers.
on the cheerleading front, oregon sent a traveling squad of their finest...they were in front of us. no one can match them either.
maker's...but court many woodford reserve and the standby jack d for mixing & volume someone poured me a jim beam and ginger recently...which was the college bourbon. wow, is that bad.
Oh man...a little too much Harry Potter love for my taste tonight. Then again, I don't have kids...that I claim.
I would like to watch the Star Wars flicks with my bastard children though.
Oregon's offense is OKC Thunder level fun to watch.
As for Z's request for the end of the coke/bartender story, I had to get home for the Gator game. She was dressed as a slutty witch though. A slutty, coke whore witch, obviously. I assume she banged a couple dudes in the bathroom or on top of the Jagermeister machine though.
I love Brent doing play-by-play, but I think Herbie would be best suited as 1 of 2 color guys. The many good things he says get diluted in the nonsense he spews when he feels he needs to fill dead air.
Have I mentioned how unbelievably stressful today's Gator game was? Yeah, well, it was a fucking mission. Crown is just now starting to settle my nerves.
never had the booker's...will give it a shot. don't do a lot of sippin bourbon - usually mixing with a couple of splashes. would be sinful to mix a booker's
jw black/blue/jameson/black bush - those are my sippers
Thanks Rob. I am really enjoying Locker's free fall. Kiper/McShay blew him all offseason when he was a 50% passer during his career (with a sub .500 record). I never thought Tebow was a top flight NFL prospect but I couldnt figure out why Locker was billed as one. He's a big time athlete but I've never seen what makes him a big time QB prospect.
The zwoman has eagerly anticipated Jon Hamm's turn on SNL tonight, to the point that it makes me a little uncomfortable, so I jokingly told her today that he canceled and she believed me for an instant, then realized I was kidding, then got pissed. T minus 7 minutes to Hamm.
The rest of your team must blow, because fantasy-wise those two QBs have had good seasons (Orton moreso than Rodgers** obviously). I'd start Orton, in London, against a 49ers defense that has looked putrid. Rodgers (with a "d", Squeaks) faces the Jets defense today, in the new meadowlands.
**He is my fantasy QB, and I either have to start him or McNabb today. Ugh.
the tribe's only getting 20 points from carolina in chapel hill. respect, bitches.
ReplyDeleteThe only black people at this Rally for Sanity/Fear appear to be on stage.
ReplyDeleteare you there the teej?
ReplyDeleteNah. To lazy.
ReplyDeleteThere seem to be a lot of fucking people there...
ReplyDeleteMiami. Wow.
ReplyDeletehope you guys caught the recent sports illy article on the okc thunder. i was already predisposed to like them because of kevin durant, but now i've developed a little bit of a mancrush.
ReplyDeleteJust read that article a couple days ago. Love Durant. Love him.
ReplyDeleteFor the first time in 5 years, I have absolutely no idea what to expect from the Florida football team. Except for crappy uniforms (Nike Pro Combat today...ugh). I'm impossibly nervous for this game.
Meanwhile, Miami won't die and Tennessee-South Carolina is way more entertaining than it has any right to be.
On the way home from lunhc, I suggested to the future wife that we stop at one of our local watering holes for a beer and a shot in honor of the cocktail party. She immediately and heartily agreed (love that lady). Whilst sitting outside enjoying our beverages, our bartender (a girl we know both as bartender and a local) went inside and was inside for an abnormal amount of time. When she reappeared, she came back to speak to us. She had a copious amount of coke showing inside her right nostril. Future wife spotted it before I did and pointed it out to me. Pretty awesome when you're doing blow at work at 3 in the afternoon. I feel much better about my day drinking now.
ReplyDeleteSwitched up game day shirts today. Need to change the momentum for this one. Fuck me. I have no confidence in this team.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the Penthouse Forum-esque ending to the story with the coked-up bartender.
ReplyDeleteam okay now. sitting down. drinking a strongbow. yes, a cider. you got a problem with that?
ReplyDeletethe teej - there must be 8-9,000 people at that rally, easily.
wow - miami lost to uva. that's really sad.
nebraska taking mizzou to woodshet...23-0
ReplyDeletewrens up on heels 6-0 in the 2nd.
ReplyDeletethe caa - sec of the fcs
those gator unis aren't terrible. aren't great, either.
ReplyDeletelots of pretenders getting exposed today. chip kelly better have his boys ready.
Love Durant. Love Sam Presti. Don't love that the owner screwed Seattle
ReplyDeletehi shlara!
ReplyDelete17-7 tribe at the half
ReplyDeleteDid Chrissie Hynde expose herself?
ReplyDeletemore woodshedding: duke up 24-0 on navy at the half
ReplyDeleteyou just stole my line. how does that happen? my betting season may be ending today. declan - please fetch daddy a drank.
ReplyDeleteIs the Tribe game on anywhere? Can't find it.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking JMU beating UMASS.
that duke score is inexplicable, danimal. devils defense is dreadful, navy offense has been rolling.
ReplyDeletend ranked #1 for grad rate in 2010. the school i didn't go to has that going for them.
ReplyDeleteis there anything more predictable than jimmye calling a draw on 3rd and 7?
ReplyDeleteGrimes questionable to return? Mayhugh no like.
ReplyDeleteUNC just missed a 37-yarder. Pretty good stand by the D.
ReplyDeleteThe old "we're much bigger than them" drive from UNC. An unfortunate staple of the 1-A matchups. We're going to need at least one more break to win this one.
ReplyDeleteOffense needs a couple 1st downs to give the D a blow. That drive must have been almost 20 plays.
ReplyDeleteyup
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, the Irish are about to give their game away.
ReplyDeleteI sure hope we're holding out all these injured guys out for precautionary reasons. This game could be a real disaster otherwise.
ReplyDeleteyeah. jmu too. sometimes i wish i never knew college football existed.
ReplyDeleteCourtland Marriner definitely can't block Bruce Carter.
ReplyDeleteThis game feels like a heartbreaking 2nd half collapse for Florida. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteESPNews showing Tribe game...findal 40 seconds, UNC up 21-17.
ReplyDeleteGreat performance from the boys, but it could be tough to bounce back from such a physical game.
ReplyDeleteThis Florida-UGA OT game is pretty ridiculous. The INT return goes 90 yards, but falls a foot short.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea you could return an INT in OT and win the game.
Urban Meyer not afraid to do some Tracy Wolfson touching in the post-game interview on the field. Can't blame him. I would touch her in a number of ways.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God. I aged 15 years in the last 2 hours. I'll take it but fuck me are my nerves shot.
ReplyDeleteUrban is going to have hot sex with Wolfson in the middle of the (former) Gator football. And I don't blame him. She's hot and that was a terribly stressful win. I'll take it.
ReplyDeleteI know it's probably not on anybody's radar at the moment, but Knicks-Blazers is about to tip off. Home opener for the Knicks. Amare is loving the spotlight and took the mic to thank the crowd.
ReplyDeleteAnd they just trotted out Michael Buffer in a tux to say "it's time to turn the chapter to a new page." Add a little "Right Now" from Van Hagar and I'm officially invested.
Buffer has had some work done. But he's not afraid to yell "Let's get ready for roundball!" Awful and awesome all at once. The real question is when we'll get our shot of Matthew Modine in the stands.
"Standing 7 feet 1, from Russia with love, Tiiimmmmofeeeeey Mooooozzzzzgooooovvvv!"
ReplyDeleteI am LOVING the Michael Buffer cameo.
i may have to switch to nba. 10 more months 'til start of the football season.
ReplyDeletedon't even feel like drinking right now. danimal needs a hug.
ReplyDeletecongrats on your victory mark. bastard.
Danimal - on a scale of 1 to 10, how bummed would you be if the drumroll to can Kelly in the wake of the kid's death picked up steam?
ReplyDelete10
ReplyDeletecoincidentally, am sitting here reading articles on that. awful. and depressing already. swarbrick the a.d. was actually at the practice too. i hope i'm wrong but i don't think b.k. getting canned is likely. but if steam does pick up, swarbrick's presence at the practice might be his life jacket.
is it cool to wish a loss and bodily harm on lane kiffin?
ReplyDeleteyes. nothing serious though - ya know, sprained knee, dislocated shoulder, torn calf muscle...one of those
ReplyDeleteand auburn is goiong to put 60-some on the board
ReplyDeletetorn calf muscle, that's a motherfucker
ReplyDeletejosh hamilton is a bad man
ReplyDeleteIt's totally cool Rob. I do it every night before I go to bed. In lieu of prayers.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, I don't feel like drinking either. I'm going to though. It's the only way my nerves can recover after this game. Liquor is on the menu. Beer ain't cutting it any more. Unbelievable us an overused word these days but that game was pretty close to it. I am positively fried and guaranteed to be drunk at the Halloween street party I'm heading to in a bit (going as John McLain from Die Hard).
One last thing, Janoris Jenkins is fan-fucking-tastic.
I missed the first half of Florida-UGA, but feel like I got my money's worth in the last 30+ minutes.
ReplyDeleteIt's too early (and unfair to some teams to say this), but I'm totally fine with watching Auburn and Oregon go at it in the BCS Championship. Sorry to Boise, Utah and TCU.
i am not at all fine with watching auburn play for the national championship. you watch your mouth, young man.
ReplyDeletethe overhead they just showed of traffic heading into l.a. looked like traffic heading out of d.c., towards dewey, on the friday of memorial day. on a saturday night at 6:00, , , i like commas,
ReplyDeleteAuburn's D is terrible. I can't see them playing the the BCS Championship game. I'd gladly watch them and Oregon trade TDs in said game though...
ReplyDeletei think you mean, turrible
ReplyDeletew is a much better pitcher than obama
ReplyDeleteWhatever Colby Lewis learned in Japan, well, it was ninja-esque.
ReplyDeletesick, sick touchdown catch for the ducks
ReplyDeletenutty catch
ReplyDeleteI am quite the jinx.
ReplyDeleteIn the old John Elway's QB Nintendo game, you could call a reverse (I think) and the WR was so fast he could outrun the defense so bad you could literally circle them.
ReplyDeleteI feel like that's Oregon's offense.
richie rod in a hole in jopaville.
ReplyDeletelookin like he'll go somewhere between 6-6 and 8-4, likely 7-5. will he have a job if 7-5?
i hope not
ReplyDeleteWilson Chandler is the tits this year. He's at 22 pts and 13 rebs and we're still in the third quarter. He averaged 20.5/7 through his first two.
ReplyDeleteif anyone sees a jeremy lin jersey, grab it for me
ReplyDeleteEven their punt returns are scintillating.
ReplyDeletewho else is fired up for the harry potter movie?
ReplyDeleteYou might want to cover someone, anyone...
ReplyDeletequack quack.
ReplyDeleteexcellent use of scintillating, teej
ReplyDeleteHoegaarden is great...but not when you spill it on a book your son's pre-school teacher loaned you. No way this book won't stink of Belgian beer now. The wife is less than excited at this turn of events.
ReplyDeleteRob - I am fired up for the Potter flick, and I'm not being remotely sarcastic. I read all the books. This flick is looking pretty bad-ass.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Emma Watson is now legal. Barely so (my favorite kind of legal).
ReplyDeleteCan we get Oregon more possesions please? Thank you.
ReplyDeletehoegaaaarden is my bbf
ReplyDeleteat least it wasn't a kindle
just spill coke on it - duh
the liquid kind
Isn't BBF a reference to fat ladies in personal ads?
ReplyDeletemaybe
ReplyDeletetr, i'm not kidding, either. i read all the books once by myself, then with my oldest daughter. we're halfway through the deathly hallows - our rule is we have to finish a book before she can see the movie.
ReplyDeletealso, emma watson. meow.
I am fired up to do shit like read Harry Potter and Lion, Witch & Wardrobe with my kids when they're older. I have a buddy who blew through the Star Wars flicks with his 7 year-old kids recently. He loved getting into it again through their eyes.
ReplyDeleteLast Hoegaarden soldier down after bleeding on Corduroy Lost and Found. Hello Johnny Walker, glad you could join us.
well, i wrongly predicted a couple of weeks ago that oregon would lose one...i think i was wrong.
ReplyDeletesaw 'em play at asu and they just didn't look good - they won by 11 or 12 and asu had 7 turnovers.
on the cheerleading front, oregon sent a traveling squad of their finest...they were in front of us. no one can match them either.
am on the burrrben right now, but the schcotch / whiskey thought is also...schintillating
ReplyDeleteteej, is mike london a coaches inc guy?
ReplyDeletewhat's your bourbon of choice, danimal-train?
ReplyDeletemaker's...but court many
ReplyDeletewoodford reserve
and the standby jack d for mixing & volume
someone poured me a jim beam and ginger recently...which was the college bourbon. wow, is that bad.
Oh man...a little too much Harry Potter love for my taste tonight. Then again, I don't have kids...that I claim.
ReplyDeleteI would like to watch the Star Wars flicks with my bastard children though.
Oregon's offense is OKC Thunder level fun to watch.
As for Z's request for the end of the coke/bartender story, I had to get home for the Gator game. She was dressed as a slutty witch though. A slutty, coke whore witch, obviously. I assume she banged a couple dudes in the bathroom or on top of the Jagermeister machine though.
I love Brent doing play-by-play, but I think Herbie would be best suited as 1 of 2 color guys. The many good things he says get diluted in the nonsense he spews when he feels he needs to fill dead air.
ReplyDeletethat's all z needed, mark
ReplyDeleteand i'm partial to booker's, danimal
Have I mentioned how unbelievably stressful today's Gator game was? Yeah, well, it was a fucking mission. Crown is just now starting to settle my nerves.
ReplyDeleteUh oh, USC ain't dead yet.
I would love to see the Trojans make a real game of this.
ReplyDeleteGame. On.
ReplyDeleteTrevor Booker is a hardworker on the boards.
ReplyDeletegot himself a single tonight
ReplyDeletenever had the booker's...will give it a shot. don't do a lot of sippin bourbon - usually mixing with a couple of splashes. would be sinful to mix a booker's
ReplyDeletejw black/blue/jameson/black bush - those are my sippers
erin andrews looks purple
i kinda like scarf season, erin-style
ReplyDeleteThank you, football gods, for giving me a ball game in about 5 minutes.
ReplyDeletedon't mix much with bourbon any more. maybe a mint julep on derby day, otherwise it's a sipping drank.
ReplyDeleteUtah/Air Force also very good...
ReplyDeleteAnd for that Trojan field position, plus a penalty.
ReplyDeleteNew over/under bet would have to be at least 95 points, right?
herby's going to have that scarf around his neck later on
ReplyDeleteI want to dislike Matt Barkley. He makes it hard though. Kid's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteoregon losing their poise. quacking up, if you will.
ReplyDeleteagain, my bad.
i need utah to cover to go a stellat 1-4 today. anyone near a western union?
ReplyDeleteDon't go for two, Kiffin.
ReplyDeleteOregon and their dumb Hawkman costumes can suck it.
ReplyDeleteWait, am I rooting for a Lane Kiffin team? Conundrum.
just 'cause it worked doesn't make it smart
ReplyDeleteThey got the 2, but it was still dumb. No way to know when/if you'll need the two when there will be at least 3 more TDs scored by each time.
ReplyDeleteBlack bush joke from zman in 3...2...
ReplyDeleteKiffin goes for 2 all the time. With no regard for whether or not it makes sense. I think it's because he likes being a dick. He's so Tampa.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Chris Rainey can stalk whoever he wants via text message as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteTime to die...
i can't believe it hasn't happened by now, the black bush that is
ReplyDeleteandrew luck to jake locker: 'dude, sorry about that. you can borrow some of my signing bonus if you need it'
ReplyDeleteHerbie says clean hit when replay shows helmet-to-helmet.
ReplyDeletethat reminds me of one of my favorite unrepeatable stories, danimal. lynch, of course, was involved.
ReplyDeleteThanks Rob. I am really enjoying Locker's free fall. Kiper/McShay blew him all offseason when he was a 50% passer during his career (with a sub .500 record). I never thought Tebow was a top flight NFL prospect but I couldnt figure out why Locker was billed as one. He's a big time athlete but I've never seen what makes him a big time QB prospect.
ReplyDeletehow does maehl get that open?
ReplyDeleteAir Force has ball, down 5, with 3 minutes left.
ReplyDeleteunrepeatable it is. and a good one.
ReplyDelete"boy eats girl" is on 257, direct tv. unfortunately that's not a porn channel
and of course utah misses the field goal, making it quite likely i go 0-5. good times.
i want this to go down to the wire, but i think oregon breaks out its can of whoop ass here
ReplyDeletebaylor bears! somewhere, grant teaff rolled off a hooker and smiled
ReplyDeleteah, the obligatory white guy 'gym rat' reference
ReplyDeleteWas Chris Mullin the original white "gym rat?"
ReplyDeletemichigan w/in 8...how'd that happen? oh. robinson.
ReplyDeletethat's a bullshit call
ReplyDeleteThe zwoman has eagerly anticipated Jon Hamm's turn on SNL tonight, to the point that it makes me a little uncomfortable, so I jokingly told her today that he canceled and she believed me for an instant, then realized I was kidding, then got pissed. T minus 7 minutes to Hamm.
ReplyDeleteIn case you missed it missed it, Texas lost again tonight...to Baylor. Baylor is 7-2. Texas is 4-4. Will Muschamp is licking his chops.
ReplyDeleteThe Ewoman (her name begins with an E) revealed to me that she loves Jon Hamm recently. It changed my view on Mad Men. Whatever. She's a dirty WOP
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween bitches. I'm fixing to haunt the shit out of my neighborhood. And by that I mean...get more drunk and vandalize some shit.
ReplyDeleteGot a FF question for you. Which crappy QB should I start this week Orton or Rogers?
ReplyDeleteI think I might have the worst FF team.
The rest of your team must blow, because fantasy-wise those two QBs have had good seasons (Orton moreso than Rodgers** obviously). I'd start Orton, in London, against a 49ers defense that has looked putrid. Rodgers (with a "d", Squeaks) faces the Jets defense today, in the new meadowlands.
ReplyDelete**He is my fantasy QB, and I either have to start him or McNabb today. Ugh.
And while we're here...do I take the Chiefs (home vs. Bills) or Jets (home vs. Pack) in my Survivor Pool this week?
ReplyDeleteOh, that damn "d" thing. Had too many of those in college. So I shy away from them now.
ReplyDeleteGot another one for you, TJ.
Donald Brown IND or Bran'd'on Jackson GB?
Maybe I should just let you or G:TB run my FF team for the rest of the season.
Chefs!!!
ReplyDeleteI know I left the "i" out.
As long as Donald Brown is healthy, and I think I read he will play, start him. Jackson is on the GB offense facing the Jets. bad times.
ReplyDeletewe need a rally to restore coverage of every nfl player not named favre. holy fuck, espn.
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