Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween GTBers

May your trees be full of toilet paper and your mailboxes full of shaving cream by night's end...and may you not get jacked up like this guy:

71 comments:

T.J. said...

Mark flies cross country for this holiday:
http://bit.ly/9Q42t3

Shlara said...

Rob--saw your comment on the last post about Favre--you're reading my mind.

I'm so sick of Favre. He's such a self-absorbed drama queen. And the media is in love with him. Make it stop!!

T.J. said...

Roy Hibbert last night: 14 pts, 13 brds, 5 assists

Someone dig up that Dennis/Geoff bet...

Danimal said...

Boo

Mark said...

Hibbert had something like 22 & 12 on Tim Duncan a couple nights ago. When I saw that, I had the same thought as you TJ.

mayhugh said...

This just in: Redskins offense = bad.

It is really fun to watch Albert Haynseworth on third and 1. When he wants to get penetration he does.

Danimal said...

Need exercise. Must...find....Skechers

Danimal said...

Anyone have garrard? Putting up some pts today.

zman said...

So Haynesworth and I have at least one thing in common.

mayhugh said...

Garrard is a FA in my league.

mayhugh said...

The Skins have found something with their stunt. The tackle expects the speed rush from Orakpo and turns in quickly. If the tackle is speedy enough he's got a free shot, a la what just happened with Albert. 2 sacks this year - feels like a windfall.

Danimal said...

Garrard 13 of 14
4 Ltd's
200+ yds
Thanks Dallas

Danimal said...

Tds not Ltd's. Although he may

mayhugh said...

How many STD's?

Dallas is really bad, huh?

rob said...

zornian discipline

mayhugh said...

Landry just stole Nate Burleson's mouthpiece.

mayhugh said...

Anthony Armstrong looks like Fly Guy from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka.

zman said...

Does he have cleats with goldfish in them?

rob said...

brandon banks! viva le runt.

mayhugh said...

McNabb is officially awful, by the way.

TR said...

anybody else leave the jets game in the3rd qtr b/c they have to take their kids out?

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

rob said...

oh, for fuck's sake donovan

mayhugh said...

The Teej can't be pleased with the Jets offense today.

mayhugh said...

Here's the game...

mayhugh said...

Christ.

mayhugh said...

Geoff was all over this game.

Danimal said...

Quote of the day...Phil summary
"There aren't enough fingers to put into that dike."

Igor said...

Refs doing a bang up job in the last few minutes. Trent Williams phantom call, no PI on Armstrong, no def holding. 3 of 5 plays there, assfucking refereeing to go with horrible offense. Not helpful.

Danimal said...

"summary" should say "simms"
sorry - new smart phone, though not that new anymore. the transition to typing on this thing is way harder than i thought it would be. go jags.

mayhugh said...

Rex Grossman coming in? Shanny is wearing his bad idea jeans.

Igor said...

McNabb benched or hurt?

mayhugh said...

This should be dreadful...

mayhugh said...

yep

rob said...

lovely

Igor said...

There you have it. If McNabb isn't hurt, you have your 2010 worst coaching decision in all of football.

rob said...

it went backwards, you dipshits

rob said...

not that it really would've mattered, but shanny benched his quarterback for rex grossman.

zman said...

Thanks to Geoff I started the Lions D (ATL is on the bye) in my TD-only league and picked up 9 points.

Thanks Geoff!

And the Bills might not lose for 2 weeks in a row!

zman said...

Tho that 26 yard punt does not help. Playing for the tie.

zman said...

dammit.

zman said...

faaaaaaaak.

zman said...

>>hanging head<<

T.J. said...

I'm gonna lose my survivorpool because of a tie? Cocksuck motherfucker.

And I got 1, just 1, of the 1pm games right. After a 5 win shitshow last wk looks like I can do worse.

T.J. said...

Wow...zman...I guess the tie would've been too much to ask for from Chan.

T.J. said...

So I guess McNabb will be the Vikings starter next year? I don't think he took kindly to being benched for Rex fucking Grossman.

zman said...

Is 0-6-1 materially better than 0-7? It might actually be emotionally worse. OT losses two weeks in a row -- that's emotionally bad too though.

T.J. said...

I played the Bucs Defense today. I have no idea why, but that terrorist DB just had a pick six.

Jihad!

Mark said...

Meabwhile, Tampa has 2 defensive TDs and yet another Josh Freeman-Mike Williams coonection for a TD. Up 21-14 on Arizona with Max Hall already being benched for Derek Anderson.

And since it's an away game, it's not blacked out. Yay!

Mark said...

By the way, I love Mike Williams. And am becoming increasingly smitten with Josh Freeman.

T.J. said...

I like this Bucs D...especially against the Anderson/Hall Abort-a-tron 5000.

zman said...

Do the Bucs have Matt Millen's Mike Williams or the new Mike Williams? I forget.

T.J. said...

I think Seattle has Matt Millen's MW. TB MW went to Cuse (barely).

Mark said...

Tampa has the Syracuse Mike Williams. But Seattle's Mike Williams is from Tampa.

Mark said...

It appears LeGarrette Blount is the new starting tailback in Tampa.

zman said...

That's "Philly" Blount to you.

T.J. said...

Teej-varis just stole Favre's job.

T.J. said...

Chargers kicking game is a nightmare.

Mark said...

Bucs-Cardinals is a shootout. 38-35, Tampa. Didn't see that coming. Not even close.

Mark said...

Oh man, terrible turn of events for Tampa. After an int deep in Arizona territory, Freeman takes a sack for a loss of 18 on 3rd down that nearly knocks Tampa out of FG range (Tampa's up 3). I said nearly. Connor Barth has his 53 yard attempt blocked. Shit shit shit.

Mark said...

Aquib Motherfucking Talib!

mayhugh said...

Randy Moss is a huge self-absorbed douche.

rob said...

guess the latin players don't celebrate halloween

T.J. said...

Mayhugh, did I miss some Moss postgame comments? Or was this a generic blast at Randay?

rob said...

season 7 of mid-majority kicks off tonight. cool.

T.J. said...

What does that mean?

rob said...

cool? it's an expression of approval.

rob said...

also: http://www.midmajority.com/-launchevent.php

TR said...

Raiders, Rams and Tampa are each at/over .500. Parity, baby.

TR said...

Comment 69!

Sorry, just wanted to be the guy who hit that number.

mayhugh said...

Teej -
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Randy-Moss-goes-rogue-in-postgame-press-conferen?urn=nfl-281371

The title makes it sound worse than it was. It's more the delivery and the underlying "I'm the victim" tone than what he actually said.

T.J. said...

All hail Mike Zornahan.

Or Shanazorn.