Wednesday, October 27, 2010

DNP:CDs...The Adventure Begins

Not so long ago, a crack blogmando unit was recruited to create a blog that ultimately did not exist.  These men promptly escaped from a minimum obligation group blog to the current interweb underground.  Today, still wanted by TJ as a source for humor, that almost-blog name will survive as a Kellen Winslow soldier of the internet.  If you have a problem, if no one else will waste their time doing this, and if you can find me before lunch, maybe you can have...the "Did Not Play: Coach's Decision" list.

DNP:CDs...Night 1

The "Holy S**t These Guys Are Still In The League" DNP:CDs
Juwan Howard (Heat)
Jamaal Magloire (Heat)

The "Weren't You Really Good In College" DNP:CDs
Mario Chalmers (Heat)
Earl Clark (Suns)
Luke Babbitt (Trail Blazers)
Patrick Mills (Trail Blazers)
Devin Ebanks (Lakers)

The "Seriously, I Love Sports, But Who The F*** Are You?" DNP:CDs
Semih Erden (Celtics)
Garret Siler (Suns)

The "He Makes Me Hungry, I Want A Fig Newton" DNP:CD
Von Wafer (Celtics)

The "Hahahaha You Are Cursed By The Stink Of Isiah" DNP:CDs
Jordan Hill (Rockets)
Jared Jeffries (Rockets)

The "Phil Benched You Because Your New Significant Other Makes Phil's Look Like A Horse" DNP:CD
Sasha Vujacic (Lakers)

And of course last night we also had the "NWT - League Suspension" for Mr. Delonte West of the Celtics.  Delonte, you just keep on keepin' on.  We support your hijinx.

**Your image provided by the google search of "riding the bench".  Thank you google.**

19 comments:

Mark said...

I had a mens bball team that won a couple championships last year. It was named "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah". Look at that, I just tied today's two posts together. Boom.

T.J. said...

Landry Fields starting at the 2 for the Knicks tonight?

TR, explain.

Mark said...

On back to back plays in the Bulls-Thunder game, Serge Ibaka and Russell Westbrook absolutely hammered home dunks. The Thunder are FUN...and pretty fucking good too.

Mark said...

If you're not following Ghostface on twitter, I suggest you do so. Don't believe me? Here's a sample:

Follow @SGSunGod, thats my son. Not on some "yo son" shit either, thats family right there. The nigga came from my nuts and all that b.

TR said...

D'Antoni hates Wilson Chandler - doesn't look to shoot enough to be a SG. I wonder if the weed arrest over the summer and his general craziness (look at his neck ink) are hurting him as well.

And the Knicks coaches LOVE Fields. 39 inch vertical, selfless player, 4 yr college guy, lots of character.

I will be off G:TB for a while. On train home now, will be using the TiVo machine to watch. Go New York, Go New York Go.

Danimal said...

There's a world series or somethin on too.

T.J. said...

NBA..it's fanmurdertastic...

T.J. said...

NBA..it's fanmurdertastic...

T.J. said...

Fuck you reruns.

Danimal said...

Rachel Maddow-I see you're covering up your neck these days....good move.

mayhugh said...

Facially, Luol Deng has morphed into the guy in Friday who fakes a the neck and back injuries.

rob said...

i think my teevee is broken. it says the giants have scored 8 runs in 4 2/3 innings.

mayhugh said...

Who else is excited for Blake Griffin?

Mark said...

Me, Mayhugh. Me.

rob said...

damn, sefolosha's fun to watch

Mark said...

Didn't take long for Blake Griffin to catch a nasty alley oop in traffic.

Mark said...

And there's a sick tip jam. Griffin is a beast.

T.J. said...

Greg Oden is Blake Griffin's bitch.

zman said...

I think Mark just gave me the only good justification I've ever heard to join Twitter.