Friday, October 29, 2010

The Ghoogles: Yes Virginia, There are Fluffers

Tried a little something different this time around - removed the "fan favorite" searches, if you will. So I dropped all the circus peanuts hits (thanks Dave) and the frightening number of people searching for pics of Igor (why people, why?). What's left is this cluster-f**k of search terms. Enjoy:
  • some thoughts on mustaches
  • macheda smoking
  • eight-day rental
  • sadler pi lam
  • we got some canes over here
  • cee lo green blogspot
  • todd fuller
  • nazik avdalyan
  • jay baller
  • would you like some making fuck
  • janet jones hot for teacher
  • scumbag millionaire
  • tattoo boy
  • whitesnake girl on car
  • odesse vodka review
  • 5 facial expressions
  • do fluffers really exist
  • joe table
  • kato my little yellow friend
  • mike magnante pension
  • muscular woman
  • s.l.price and sports illustrated
  • small wonder vicki
  • zoltan mesko
  • 1980's topps baseball cards
  • bea hamel porn
  • birthday cake vector
  • colin quinn remote control
  • first place ribbon clip art
  • flux capacitor..fluxing
  • fresh prince pics
  • gabriela sabatini
  • i hate kyle
  • is cee lo green a midget
  • jessee vasold
  • michael westbrook stephen davis
  • miners sodomize youngest miner
  • missionary.spouses.fucking.in.bed.com
  • muresan
  • odu mascot
  • snl italian flatulence kevin kline video download
  • socio economic aspect with caries status
  • terrence williams lips
  • trix rabbit
  • vajazzling

16 comments:

Igor said...

Love the Ghoogles.

I think the "Small Wonder" robot was named VIKI and it was an acronym for something, not sure what. Just trying to help whoever was searching.

Also, for another searcher, it was Tawny Kitaen.

Geoff said...

Random follow up to previous random comment: Chris Dudley, formerly of the Trailblazers, Knicks and Yale, is now looking like he is going to be elected Governor of Oregon on Tuesday. Tallest Gov ever.

Igor said...

And Teej, just as long as the people looking for pics of me don't stumble on the photos from the 40th b-day weekend. My dislocated pinky finger was nowhere near as gross as my minimal-clothing displays of late-night.

Dave said...

tj, on my honor, i have NEVER searched "circus peanuts." i swear to you, g:tb is the place to go for circus peanut information.

Dave said...

i missed streaking at the 40 hours of fun?

T.J. said...

"Frank, the whole town knows you had a good time..."

Dave said...

okay, something very weird and meta-- i just searched "birthday cake vector" and didn't get any g:tb, so then i searched "birthday cake vector gheorghe" and ended up getting this issue of the ghooghles. so essentially, TJ is making up searches which then get hits and fulfill the prophesy of being searched for. awesome.

Dave said...

i would love to continue commenting fun, but i need to get on a bus with a bunch of eighth grade boys. one more game after today and then i will be back in full force.

T.J. said...

Now that you have discovered what I am up to, I must kill you. Stop over for a chlorophyll cocktail sometime.

Mark said...

Im sitting in a conference in downtown Orlando today when I should be half drunk at Jacksonville Landings by now. Responsibility, and a down season for Florida, really suck sometimes.

T.J. said...

RELAX GUY!

Marls said...

Bea Hamels porn but not Bea Arthur? Who are these people?!?

Danimal said...

for those 2-3 that care...
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/Global/story.asp?S=13407957

sorry...this will be very, very cool to watch in my opinion...

(in short - Lance doing Kona next year)

Danimal said...

mark - feeling your pain - in charlotte airport awaiting connection to go home...will arrive at about 4:00...to head south...through jacksonville....on friday night....the wkd of ga/fla....should be pretty quick and painless. leveling off prior to w/co co ones. yes igor....co co ones.

T.J. said...

Charlotte airport has money rocking chairs..get after it you geriatric.

Danimal said...

Dude. Yes, dude. Many hours logged in those chairs. Maybe you've sat where the dtrain has. Just maybe. That just happened!