Wednesday, September 22, 2010

She Always Seemed Like More of a Swank Gal to Me...

I can't wait until we're 80 and we have to describe to young folks what nudie mags were. (Original link here.)


Playboy
is putting the "Wow" in J-WOWW.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that there is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We've also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.

"Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000," revealed our source.

The curvaceous reality TV star, whose real name is Jeni Farley, has been talking about the news and seems enthusiastic about getting naked.

"Final offer is standing," J-Woww tells E! Online. "Hopefully, it will go through."

RadarOnline.com learned exclusively that negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.

MTV's The Hills star Heidi Montag stripped for the magazine never bared all. At this point it 's still unclear as to how much the Jersey Shore guidette will show. But sources tell RadarOnline.com, her MTV contract could be the real reason fans will see less skin.

Playboy told RadarOnline.com "no comment" when asked about the deal and the dollar amount.

15 comments:

T.J. said...

I loved me some Swank magazine.

T.J. said...

And I'm pretty sure Dennis still works with a guy with the last name "Swank".

TR said...

I am very excited about the high-quality traffic that will come our way courtesy of the tags on this post.

Happy 50th Whigor!

Mark said...

Are we sure J-Woww isn't a man? None of this Jersey Shore girls do it for me, and it's well established that I like trashy Italian girls.

Mark said...

Also, I was always more a fan of Club over Swank.

T.J. said...

Happy 69th Igor!

zman said...

Apparently J-Woww is Irish and Spanish. She isn't Italian. So that's why you don't like her, Mark.

zman said...

This is why people despise the "East Coast liberal elite" and Williamsburg hipsters. $85 to eat bugs?

http://tinyurl.com/2bay8ux

Igor said...

Thanks, dudes. First old man thing I did was slip down several steps and mildly injure my knee, ankle, wrist, and tailbone early this morning. Fucking A.

Of course, then I cursed some whippersnappers and talked about the good old days, but I've been doing that for years.

T.J. said...

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

d-train said...

fyi...pretty sure that the link embedded in "here" is not good...just got attacked by a virus or two - the "company computer guy" has been in control of my machine for the last 2 hours. good times. so beware. wear some galoshes.
whigor - a "help i've fallen and can't get up monitor" is on the way...

d-train said...

that was funny wasn't it? the monitor comment? cutting-edge humor. cutting edge.

Shlara said...

Haven't we already seen J-Woww naked on the show?

Igor said...

D-train, you've still got it. You should be writing for Bobcat Goldthwait.

zman said...

J-Woww was naked but through a frosted glass door. Playboy will likely eliminate said frosting.