Monday, September 13, 2010

The Ghoogles: J-E-T-S MNF Kickoff Edition

Jets are the early MNF game. Post count. Other intro words. Go foosball. These are the top ghoogles of the last thirty days...enjoy:
  • hurricane igor
  • gheorghe the blog jason marquis game changer
  • eight-day rental gheorghe
  • we got some canes over here
  • circus peanuts
  • worst rock songs of all time
  • sadler pi lam
  • rachel glandorf
  • wiz khalifa gheorghe the blog
  • have you heard about the lonesome loser
  • internet corn hole
  • cod
  • dewon brazelton girlfriend
  • janet jones hot for teacher
  • generic viagra blogspot post a comment
  • diarrhea fuck
  • flux capacitor fluxing
  • jimmy connors asshole
  • thursdays with maury
  • vajazzling
  • silencing mary court tv
  • 1980 topps baseball cards, january 1980
  • alfonso ribeiro shirtless
  • bea hamel
  • cee lo green
  • circus peanut contest
  • diorama blogspot
  • don marcari
  • facial expressions in film
  • fresh prince
  • jay baller
  • john murray in teen wolf
  • kari w├╝hrer
  • kevin youkilis summer catch
  • lance mehl
  • making fuck
  • mike magnante pension
  • old snowboards
  • shawn marie love (allegedly an illegitimate child of cousin and fellow beach boy mike love
  • stan kasten email
  • whitesnake video girl
  • as a young jag officer
  • battle of the beaches hoppa
  • game on garth""
  • greg kihn kihn of hearts blogspot
  • heartburn won't keep coming back dance
  • how to fuck a shoe
  • hung like a horsefly song
  • i don't truck with no sissies
  • i once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. they were both very drunk!
  • i'm not coming in by they might be giants mp3
  • janet jonesgretzky botox
  • known to do the impossible like broadway joe shirt
  • lowell stanley the hammer
  • mark gastineau wishes happy birthday
  • pink belly baseball
  • revenge of the nerds yellow jumpsuit
  • ron gant convicted of murder of estranged wife
  • russ francis gay
  • sand dollars cape cod national seashore
  • seasick steve tattoos
  • smooth jesse palmer
  • tortugas lie cadaveres -banks -nags -kill -carolina -sauce
  • valtrex post a comment blogspot
  • vinsane florida
  • wearing anything under that jacket
  • yes i am going to have, eh, 3 fingers of glenlivet with a little bit of pepper, and some cheese
  • 1980's baseball cards worth money
And your requisite ghoogles-inspired image:

82 comments:

mayhugh said...

I must have been sick the day Gheorghe talked about getting to know a shoe in the biblical sense.

Squeaky, responding to your comment from the last post - the last 225 or so comments from the Indy fan post are a good Cliffs notes version of the game. Just remember that repeated expletives are when something bad happened.

zman said...

A search for "Cod" brings up G:TB? And not the book by Mark Kurlansky?

http://tinyurl.com/2ekvyx

http://tinyurl.com/c9npz7

Dave said...

wow-- i take a day off from g:tb and now i have 400+ comments to catch up on?

love the ghooghles! makes me want to write something else about circus peanuts. maybe if you stuff a boot full of them, it answers the whole "how to make love to footwear" question.

d-train said...

ouch

T.J. said...

Hey Skins fan, that's how a big fat #92 on the d-line SHOULD bring it

d-train said...

fyi - if you griffins want to do some advance team scouting, the jmu/tech game is on espnu....i am recording it on my digital video recorder.

T.J. said...

D-train, you have a BetaMax. Do not lie to us.

T.J. said...

The Sanchise doesn't have the Slantize down yet I see.

d-train said...

any word from igor today?

rob said...

he's too busy terrorizing bermuda

Mark said...

Why does Rex Ryan always wear long sleeves? Does he has have some sort of Frank Beamer type situation going on?

T.J. said...

Rob Dibble situ? He's already a loudmouth.

d-train said...

jmu/tech 1st half stats: rush yds, jmu 15; vatech 140; pass yrds, 76 to 58; time of poss - jmu 9:51 vatech 20:09; penalties - 5/55 jmu; 0/0 vatech; turnovers 0 to 1... score, 13-7 vatech...

zman said...

OJ!

zman said...

Why isn't TR live-blogging with Fireman Ed?

zman said...

www.sw4men.com

mayhugh said...

Jason Taylor loves being offsides.

And the shake weight commercial is really awkward to watch.

mayhugh said...

Wow, Tom Zbikowksi, really?

zman said...

"Awkward" is a synonym for "arousing"?

zman said...

I think the sw4men.com domain name is related to Craig's List somehow.

zman said...

Nadal is 5 points away from a career slam...

T.J. said...

Mark Sanchez is poop.

zman said...

Novak Djokovic is the Serbian Andy Roddick.

T.J. said...

This game sucks.

Jerry said...

Seems like the Jets would do better if they blitzed less often.

zman said...

In other words, Boston sucks.

mayhugh said...

Sanchez really reminds me of Jason Campbell.

zman said...

Only with more INTs.

Jerry said...

And not as classy.

T.J. said...

They're gonna lose 10 fucking 9...goddammit...

zman said...

This reminds me of those old Knicks/Heat games.

T.J. said...

Dirty sanchez..69...

zman said...

I have a physique built for NASCAR.

mayhugh said...

HURRY UP

Jerry said...

For the cockiest team of all time, they sure run one cowardly offense.

mayhugh said...

Ray Lewis, you are still impressive.

T.J. said...

I've killed people less than you

Rayray

Jerry said...

The Jets have one problem - Mark Sanchez sucks.

mayhugh said...

That was hugely boneheaded.

zman said...

I can't wait for TR's bitter rant tomorrow.

mayhugh said...

It's the curse of Hard Knocks.

T.J. said...

So when they put that "Q" by Dexter McClustah...he couldve saved me.

Dammit.

Why do I like Fox Sports Radio?

Greg said...

Wow, I was not expecting this from the Chieves.

T.J. said...

Chris Rainey...what are you doing?

Squeaky said...

Jay Mariotti ... what were you doing?

Never liked this guy. Always thought he was a pompous dick. Karma can be a bitch!

http://tbz.me/wF6jg

Igor said...

vajazzling!!

T.J. said...

Um...http://www.pop.is/1apbt

Igor said...

Wow, and "russ francis gay" . . . sorry, Russ. Honest mistake.

Mark said...

Chris Rainey...you stalky son of a bitch. Thanks for ruining my tuesday.

T.J. said...

Can we confirm Ron Gant was even married, let alone killed his ex-wife?

T.J. said...

Former teammate Paul Assenmacher described Gant as "too self-absorbed" to become a standout player.

Igor said...

Typical Assenmacher comment. He was always mocking the asses on the team.

zman said...

K-Rod is a fool. From ESPN.com:

New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez faces more charges in his New York City assault case.

Authorities said in court Tuesday that Rodriguez violated an order of protection by sending his girlfriend 56 text messages from Aug. 19 to Sept 13 apologizing and urging a resolution. They said he'll now be charged with criminal contempt.

d-train said...

heading to jags/chargers game this wkd. that typically wouldn't be a big deal but game is in san diego. and hitching a ride on team plane. i usually hate me some braggers but have to break the rule here.

T.J. said...

Damn d-train...we will need a recap guest post from you.

d-train said...

i'm thinking some g:tb mktg materials to hand out to "the guys"

d-train said...

i hope i haven't jinxed myself.
i should have practiced rob-type discipline pre-lj interview, not that the two events are comparable.
i won't be able to sniff a jock much less speak to someone.

TR said...

As bad as the Jets loss was, at least we didn't suffer any major injuries. Wait, what's that on Jenkins....

Igor said...

Where did everybody go?

Squeaky said...

Arby's?

T.J. said...

Igor, aren't you about to crush Bermuda...maybe you can write about that...

Greg said...

Or about whoever was looking for "valtrex post a comment blogspot"

Greg said...

So, that's it huh?

Mark said...

Yep. That's it.

zman said...

I had no idea that the US has a beard team. But we do.

http://beardteamusa.org/

zman said...

More.

http://davemead.com/magnificent/

mayhugh said...

That beard site was really creepy.

Squeaky said...

http://tbz.me/aL2wb

Ow! My balls.

And the beard site is sort of weird. Interestingly enough anyone can submit an application and be on the team. Don can be rejected. Future OBFT goal. Over take the front page of the site.

T.J. said...

Greg, it's true, we totally gave up. G:TB closes its doors today. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

zman said...

Not true! I'm working on a story about two guys with mustaches but I have a lousy internet connection so it's going slowly. Hence the beard sites.

zman said...

More.

http://steeshes.wordpress.com/page/2/

mayhugh said...

ESPN reporting that Lebron's Q Score is the 6th worst among professional athletes, behind:

1. Vick
2. Tiger
3. Terrell Owens
4. Chad OchoJohnson
5. Kobe

Igor said...

Rob's Q score has dropped seriously in the past few days when a few of us found out he has secretly been blogging at another site instead of posting anything here.

He's now trailing only Igor, Mr. Truck and Dennis in lowest GTBQ scores.

T.J. said...

rob finally opened his dream online fastener store, Squirrel Nut Zippers?

Geoff said...

Rob's blogging elsewhere? Link? I think G:TB has become a little too corporate/mainstream and I'm looking for something a little edgier featuring shorter pieces written by shorter bloggers.

T.J. said...

http://robrussell.net/

Geoff said...

Blog posts entitled "Legit Phone Book Tearing Techniques"? Yep, that is fucking tits.

Igor said...

http://heightism.blogspot.com

T.J. said...

Give me one sec fellas...I think we have a new post idea...

Geoff said...

Ok, while we're waiting, I'd just like to throw a really big "FUCK YOU" to the people of Delaware today. Last night's GOP primary in DE was a fucking travesty. If the "message" GOP voters were trying to send was that they are myopic and petulant...then they nailed it.

ah...that feels better...

T.J. said...

OK, now that you got that out, hit refresh.

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