Thursday, September 23, 2010

Welcome to Nats Town

Population: 169. This picture was taken 10 minutes before first pitch last night.


Now, I was not going to let a small fan turnout ruin my evening. Oh no not me. After several adult beverages and some atrocious food concessions, I decided to mix things up and berate Screech a bit, basically accusing him of being a Braylon Edwards-esque drunk driver. No, I do not know why I thought that was a good approach. Screech got me back the only way a dude (or gal) bumming in a mascot costume can...by sitting right next to me for an entire half inning.

23 comments:

zman said...

Stop sweating.

T.J. said...

It was hot as balls last night, and I was in work attire.

Not possible to stop sweating.

mayhugh said...

That is some impressive neck hair.

TR said...

Is it just me, or is The Teej slowly morphing into Whigor?

T.J. said...

I'm off to the Hair Cuttery this weekend Mayhugh...

mayhugh said...

I think we can do better than Hair Cuttery, Teej.

T.J. said...

Might be time for the Agassi.

T.J. said...

Minus the meth.

Geoff said...

I finally found a real, old school barber shop in DC. Its fantastic... The only magazine available on their shelves: Playboy. Stacks and stacks of Playboys dating back to the mid 90's. Disgusting, and mildly inappropriate...as it should be.

T.J. said...

I still miss the old school barber shop on 8th street by the Marine Barracks. The slogan painted on their window:
"It Pays To Look Well"

Geoff said...

This one's at 21st and Penn. Highly recommended...bunch of old, crusty Italian guys.

T.J. said...

The "Look Well" place always had the Steve Harvey show on. And BET.

zman said...

There's a legit barber across from the Lost Dog in Arlington. Or at least there used to be.

Geoff said...

I've seen that place across from Lost Dog, which is walking distance from my (and Dennis') house...but never went in.

BTW, programming note: Season premiere of 30 Rock tonight at 8:30.

Squeaky said...

For you dirty old men on twitter.

#thongthursday

T.J. said...

Gheorghe got a little love from NBC Sports' blog:
http://bit.ly/8WXFM2

Mark said...

In case you're not watching, Jacory Haris is still terrible. But Wannstedt won't be outdone so easily.

rob said...

teej, nice work on the promotional side. i had no idea rick chandler was our friend.

zman said...

Too bad they didn't photoshop your picture to clean up yours weaty neck. But excellent work nonetheless.

TR said...

Weaty neck? Do you mean Sweaty? Wheaty? Both are oddly fitting.

zman said...

Meaty. Welty. Warty.

Dave said...

love that photo.

go to yesterday's sentence of dave if you need help with groin sweat. i've got a method.

Geoff said...

Shameless Promotion of Dave