Unbelievable. I am so fucking clairvoyant. One month ago, I made some World Cup Predictions. Check them out if you don't believe me.
I predicted Spain would beat the Netherlands in overtime in the World Cup Final. And they did.
I predicted I would tie Jerry in the Yahoo World Cup Fantasy League. And I did. Pay up.
And I predicted that a clairvoyant squid would make some fantastic predictions. That one isn't exactly right, but it's damned close. I didn't hear anyone else claiming the Nostradamus of cephalopods would manifest itself.
So I don't have to cut off my left testicle. I got a bit nervous, but Castilla's boot saved my nut.
G:TB. We have the answers one month in advance.
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RIP, Bob Sheppard. Nobody said Alvaro Espinoza's name like you.
ReplyDeleteso rob couldn't dvr the game and maintain a cone of silence . . .
ReplyDeletei'm incapable of such a feat of concentration.
ReplyDeletei heartily approve of the subtle postcount inflation
ReplyDeletei'm thinking of starting to semi-fictitiously work backwards on "sentence of dave" until i reach the day i was born and have a sentence for every day of my life. i could take educated guesses as to what i might have written about in the past. it's a good idea but far too ambitious for me.
ReplyDeletei've got a mini-summit post almost finished, hopefully it will be ready to go tomorrow.